two steps ahead. I am always two steps ahead. This has been the greatest social experiment I've come to know, certainly the greatest social experiment of my entire life. It's alluring, it's compelling, it's gripping to bear witness, to observe all these unwell, unbalanced, disoriented beings roam the internet in search of stories, in search of ideas, of conflict, of rivalries, where people develop a distinct desire for direct engagement, where people feel involved with the stories and therefore become products of influence, thirsty for distraction from time unspent, from lackluster lifestyles, spoiling their minds while stimulating them at the exact same time. It's brilliant, but it's also dangerous. It's dangerous. I feel as if my life has been positioned to where I'm monitoring ants on an ant farm. One follows another, follows another, follows another. It's mesmerizing, it's enthralling, it's spellbinding. Just look at all these consumers, all of these lost and bored people consuming anything that they're told to consume.

I am the villain if I make myself one, and people will consume these stories year after year after year. Stories that shock, that confuse, stories that are deliberately made to blur the boundaries between fact and fiction, stories that permeate, infect, and linger in the minds of the ants, influence the ants, brainwash the ants. You are the ant. I woke up this morning to money deposited into my account for simply not doing something, for simply not going through with something. People are the most [__] up creatures on this planet, and you will continue to consume, and I'll continue to be two steps ahead. Today, I thought it would be a splendid idea to go out and get some food and film it for you. G, are you surprised? Have you forgotten the story? Are you not paying attention? After all, you're here to consume, are you not? Two steps ahead, I am always two steps ahead. This has been the greatest social experiment of my entire life. It's alluring, it's compelling, it's gripping to observe all these unwell.

disoriented beings roam the internet in search of stories, ideas, rivalries, where they feel encouraged and engaged, where they involve themselves with the stories and become a product of influence, thirsty for a distraction from time unspent, spoiling their minds yet stimulating them at the same time. It's brilliant, and it's dangerous. I feel as if I'm monitoring ants on an ant farm. One follows another, another follows another, another. It's mesmerizing, it's spellbinding, all these little consumers, all of these lost and bored people, people consuming anything that they're told to consume. So, I am the villain because I've made myself one, and you will continue to consume these stories about me year after year after year for as long as I tell the internet that I am the villain. Stories that permeate and linger and infect the minds of the ants, influence the ants, brainwash the ants. You are the ants. Today, I woke up from a very long dream, and I also woke up having lost 250 lbs off of my

body yet. Just yesterday, people were calling me fat and sick and boring and irrelevant. People are the most messed-up creatures on the entire planet, and yet I've still managed to stay two steps ahead of everyone. The joke's on you. In 800 ft, turn left. H. My stupid mask. I did not forget my stupid mask. Oh my God, I did not forget the mask. Oh my God, I did not forget my mask. Oh my God, I did not forget my mask. Just drove all the way here. Can I just put a napkin over it? It does the same thing, doesn't it? Oh, thank gosh. Cheapers, I was really stressing for a minute. What are you looking at, lady? Don't look at me, lady. Don't look at me. [Music] Lady and I have arrived here at the Fatburger, and they don't have a drive-thru. And I actually Googled, like, none of, like, there's a few, but they're really no. So, this, there's a bunch that have make you get, get out, manual labor.

man manual walk yourself into the place, and this person's staring at me because I'm recording myself. Hello, lady. Let's see how many people ask questions about my shirt, which by the way, this hoodie is so soft. You can buy it. We still have them available. We had to restock. It took 3 weeks, I know. Um, Link in the description. Go to itjjustwaterweight.com. If you also are emotional like me and you want to rock this out in public, let's do. See, she's just staring at me. All right, let's go out into the wild. Are they open? They better be open. Oh yeah. Oh Wings. Oh my God, I'm so excited. [Music] [Music] Cheapers creepers. Okay, peasants, peasants, gather around. It's time to watch the king eat while you sit and starving eat air. That's what I'm saying. Oh cheapers. Oh, I'm looking really cute. Is this too high? I feel like I'm covering up my body. And let's be real, people are here to see my

body okay all right let's get this bag. Oh my God, it's leaking. Sydney, Sydney, the TV is leaking. You guys remember, you know, want to know if I story. I was not allowed to watch that when I um. I grew up in a strict household, which might have been for be for good, could be for bad, who knows, people turn out how they turn out. But I was not allowed to watch this movie, but it's to sneak over my friend's house, not sneak. I was allowed to be there after we checked in every half hour with an adult supervised at the place. But anyways, these are [Applause] large. That's a large, excuse me, peasants. This is a large. Oh, they really cooked it too. The best french fries. So, I used to watch SK Movie 3 with my friend, and we watched that movie like before five times. And you know, even when you're younger, I mean, what were uh, 7th eth grade or something, you know, even then like, okay, it's not going to give.

you nightmares, but some of the jokes are out of line. Some of them go over your head, but shoot, there's grownup stuff, and I'm 27 right now, and there's grown-up stuff that still goes over my head. All right, now I ask for extra chili. Let's see. Oh, oh, excuse me, peasants. This is full of chili cheese. I feel like you can't even see me. Excuse me. Oh my God. Oh my goodness gracious. Peter P. Peter Peter P. Picker Peppers Spanos. Then I ordered two, and you want to know why they're so drenched in chili? 'Cause I asked for it. Oh, oh, I'm going to be screaming when I eat these. That Burger has the best chili cheese. Now I watched the guy scoop it in, and I said to the lady, the cashier lady, I'm like, I'm sorry to be a bother, but could you put... Remember how, well, if you follow my Instagram, you saw my little rant yesterday, um, into today as well, but some of you know they disappear after 24

hours. I'm not saving it, whatever, but um, I'm a very picky person. I'm just annoying, and uh, I told her, Can you put an extra scoop there? She's like, No problems. So, they put extra scoops of onion rings. They have great onion rings. They have even better um, what's in here, onion rings. What's I got their boneless wings, which are so tasty. Oh my gosh, they are so good. Oh, their boneless wings are amazing. And I got um, coconut jerk, and I got lemon pepper, which you guys know is my favorite thing from Buffalo Wild Wings. My favorite thing from Wing Stu. I just love lemon pepper. I don't know why, but I do. I love lemon pepper. I a get anything too spicy because this hotel has floating toilets, and I'm really afraid. I talked about with trailer trash Tammy in her clab yesterday. I'm like, These floating toilets uh oh wait, that was for her Channel. You haven't seen that yet um, these floating toilets.

they make me nervous. They're going to come flying down. I know they say they can hope to 500 lb, but I Googled, and there's this case of this lady. She's like, I almost 400 lb, and I was mortified. She was literally sitting on a floating toilet, and it collapsed. It came out the wall as she's literally pumping out a turge. She goes down to the ground. Okay, why is this so greasy? Was it where it coming from? We have to figure this out. Okay, so I got blue cheese. I got some Ranch. I got some ranch. What's in here? It just dripped everywhere. More french fries. I'm sorry, today's full of Broadway Opera. I'm so sorry you all hate that. So, that's what was leaking. My actual cheeseburger. Massive greasy Che. That's so heavy. So much grease at the bottom of the bag. And this is exactly what I need in my life for my archeries. Okay, my arteries need it. Thank you very much. Okay, all right, look at the bottom that

all came from my cheeseburger, and there's some french fries in there. There's forks in there. Let me get some napkins. I'm going to change my shirt, you guys. Last call for my hoodies. We restocked. They're high-quality professional. You all know. You all know I don't need to tell you that much about them 'cause you've seen with them for like 5 months. Goodbye, peasants. Let me make this a little bit prettier. 1, 2, 3, bow. Yay, we're back home. Oh my, my Ranch, my Ranch, my Ranch. It was the blue cheese. Thanks a lot. [Music] Ashley home sh dooo. I'm home. Hello, we're back home sh dooo. We're home. Hello, and this is hot and steamy 'cause I'm eating fat. [Applause] burger H. My ligament hurt. Ouch, my shoulders. That was one of the worst parts about working out. I used to work out all the time. I was really skinny. I was so skinny. I was a ghost. I

would turn around just to disappear but the things for my shoulders. H. Those were the worst exercises. Onion ring. Let's just dig into this feast. I'm so hungry. This here's the ranch. They. It looks like they changed their ranch recipe. I'm not really sure. No. Oh, that's the blue cheese. No, this is the ranch. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. That's the blue cheese. No messing up my order. We're supposed to put the ranch in the front. Sheepers creepers. Speaking of skinny, I identify skinny. You can buy this on my website actually. This. Well, depending on when you see this um. This video. We're still restocking them. It takes forever to. There's been troubling times and I'm not going to who say who to blame it on. The whole world's having a little backup system and things cost more all of a sudden. They shouldn't even cost. I have to pay more for shirs and there's a backlog too. So thanks a lot government. So these are Stone back.

order but um cuz these were the top sellers, this one, and they all sold out, so it will be up, but you might be watching this a year from now, and you can buy one. It'll be back up cuz we identified as skinny. Click the link below and get yourself a cameo where I'll make a special video just for you. Treat yourself or surprise someone else. It makes a great gift. Link below. Okay um, what are we going to do first besides the onion [Music] ring? That was some great blue cheese, but this is the ranch man. I have to say too, I was having a really bad day the other day. You all know I was complaining about something, which I don't go into detail. I actually um, I have to give myself a little Applause. I have been drama-free for so many years, not counting my husband or you know, my farts. I mean like with people, like that's life. There's always problems with everything you do, a job, a hiring someone to like, I don't know.

redo your closet or cut your hair or there's always problems with people that's L but I've done a really good job of keeping them off my Channel. I used to Ranch about everything. I mean, I still do, but we just call them all Ashley. It's so much easier and no one gets offended, no one gets their feeling 'cause once you get things off your chest, you feel better and then, but it sits on the computer forever so someone might see it again, be like, I'm hurt all over again. So anyway, um, I feel a lot better. Look at these chili cheese [Music] dogs. They are loaded and wet. That is a wet chili cheese dog. That is a wet cheesy dog. My tray moved. Actually, we can probably take it down. So my collab with trailer trash Tammy, um, you know, it's a little inappropriate, but she's an inappropriate lady, so that's how that goes. But I have so much fun and I love talking about everything. We talk about hot dogs, if you know what I mean. We talk

about everything. Oh great, now the lighting. Um, apparently she likes uh hot dog cheese, if you know what I mean. I told her I I prefer the skin though, the skin is the best part for some reason. This dang country, they chop it off, makes no sense. I mean, I've been in British, I've been in Italy, I haven't been to well, I am from Ukraine, but still, most of the world does not do that. Why do we have to do that? This just seems so old-fashioned, and most people don't even know why they do it, they just do it to do it. I'm like, that's that's just weird to me. Thank God I'm with a Colombian. Well, actually, we're technically married, but I'm Chino with Mexicans and uh Cubans, delicious, and they all got their skins just like they should. Oh no, I'm not shaming people who have it chopped off, it's not even your fault, it's your parents' fault, it's their faults. They even ask you if you wanted that, it's

just so weird to me. Leave the sausage skin alone. Life is so much better with it all right here. We go. Oh man, now I'm missing my Cuban Affair. All right, let's go for this. [Applause] [Laughter] [Music] [Music] that chili cheese is the best. I mean, the hot dog is good too, but I'm just the chili cheese alone. [Music] [Music] Tammy, if you're watching this video, it's your fault. I can't stop thinking about Sasha's skins now. German boys, French boys, Russian boys, Japanese boys, Korean boys, Colombian boys, Ecuadorian boys, Peru boys, Mexican boys, Norwegian. One time I hooked up with a Norwegian. This is a real story. And apparently, he was someone that like, oh, can I say this on YouTube? He likes to be open and free around the house, if you know what I mean. Like, it's really hot pretend, but it's actually not. It's not hot. Starts with an N, ends in udist. If you don't get it, then you're

stupid. Okay, so, and I didn't know he was a friend of a friend of mine, and I had no place to go. I was really, really, really poor, and I crashed on his house, on his couch, and all of a sudden, he comes out of the room, nothing's on him, nothing. I was like, Oh, hi. Oh my God. I froze up. I did not know what to say. That was my first time ever. I guess you could say it's inappropriate. I did not mind, though. I think of it to this day. I wish there was more. The story stopped so quickly. I'm like, Go. I definitely froze up, though, 'cause I was like in the moment shocked, but then like it's been years, and I still think of it. I'm like, Wow. It's like when you go to those beaches in Europe, and everyone's open, except it was in an Airbnb. And I know everyone's going to say this is inappropriate. I don't care. I liked it. And um, why am I telling this?

story I forget why. Oh, he had this beautiful long skin on a sausage. It looks so good. And then we ended up doing it, but not it. I mean, just like, um, actually, he came from me, and I definitely did not say no. Go right ahead, please do whatever you want. But then we were laying down. We okay first. It started out in the kitchen 'cause his it was a very small like New York City apartment, and the couch and the kitchen were like this far apart. I was sitting on the couch. He comes out of the bedroom again. There's nothing there. He's in the kitchen pretending to do dishes or something, seeing what happens. I'm sitting there, and then I have to go to the bathroom, but the bathroom I have to go through his room to use the bathroom. Again, this was an interesting situation. I couldn't afford a hotel. I had no place to go. My friend was friend. He's like, Oh yeah, he does like couch surfing and stuff like this. Oh m. So when I came out of the bathroom, he

was at the doorway between like the living room. Kitchen's here, and then the bedroom's on this side. He was in the doorway between the two. His hands were up like this. He was just like blocking me, and I knew what he wanted, and you know I wanted to, but I didn't want to make the move, so I was just like, I don't. It was so many years ago. I don't remember what I said, but eventually, it started happening, and uh, he went straight. It was like Feast time for him, and I remember I was laying there, and all of a sudden, a finger becomes wandering, a Wandering finger, and I got real nervous, and I clenched. I said, Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. That's when I was like, No. He's like, Okay. Took the finger down. I got real nervous. I'm like, Oh, what happens if uh, have to go to the bathroom? I don't know what to do. I think I was like 21, 20 something, 22. I don't, I don't remember, so I didn't

have much experience. I still don't. I just crap everywhere. That's my experience these days. Open means I'll literally, I'll literally be walking here in this hotel from the kitchen to the little room with the studio, and I'm like, I'm squeezing, don't come out. I don't know how to control it back there. Oh man, but that was so fun. I wish I could go back back in time, but I don't know if he likes chubs. Probably not. Alright, look at this beautiful hey Burger. Wow, inappropriate Time trailer trash Tammy's fault. She gets me in these topics here. So that's kind of what we talked about yesterday, and we also talked about people lining up for her. Wow, wow. Oh wait a minute, wait a minute. I have to make this pretty. I'm going to do a little thumbnail. I'm going to pose with it. It's going to be all nice, nice. It might be really messy too. H. Should I put some like cream on it? Yeah, let's put

some put some of that Norwegian leftovers. He was very kind, very friendly. Oh, look at that blue cheese. Excuse me. He bought all my food, bought all my drinks. Very nice fell. How do I go for this? Oh my God. [Laughter] Oh, it's so fatty. It's so fatty. Oh, excuse me. This is so fatty. Oh my God. Click the link below to follow my Patreon. You'll get exclusive weekly videos about my life, plus tons of mukbangs not allowed on YouTube. Link below. I don't know even to say wow. I know I'm disgusting. You don't have to tell me as I know. That's why I'm a sing as a pringle. Anyways, know what's so funny about that Norwegian man too. So this was like a long, long, long, long time ago. And then 3 years later, I was back in New York City for uh, can I say it on YouTube? YouTube's very stickler. So I'll just say a certain parade, certain, you know what event. Everyone's wearing rainbows. Okay.

can I say it. I don't even know. And um, I saw him, and I said hi, and I kept walking. All right, so now we're going to do the Caribbean Jerk jerk jerk jerk jerk jerk jerk jerk jerk jerk jerk jerk jerk jerk. All right, let's oh, it's runny and juicy and oh, excuse me peasants, do you see it? Looks like it's glazed in Honey. Also looks like amazing. I identify skinny real good for this one. This is for me. [Music] M. I'm at lost for how did they do it so good. I'm having a little Funk with this. This lighting, I think it's too bright. Then I think it's too dark. Every time I travel to Malaysia, this or Asia, Wherever I Go tank Buck two, this is what happens. Oh, this is so good. Let's give it a little ranch, even though doesn't even need it. Oh, m M. Okay, put this to the side. Let's try my lemon pepper now. You guys know I love lemon pepper from Wing.

Stop. I love lemon pepper from Buffalo Wild Wings. I love lemon peppers 'cause I love lemon peppers 'cause I love lemon peppers 'cause peppers and lemons are healthy, and I'm healthy. Might as well call it a vegetable. Okay, oh my God, it's so greasy. It's soaking wet in grease. Again, the brightness. I'm getting angry. See, it had to go down the whole time. Chapers there. [Applause] Go. Oh, it's so different. It's so different. It's so good. This restaurant is amazing. Why don't they have this in Orlando? Do they even have this anywhere in Florida? I'm mad. This is so good. [Applause] [Music] I have Goosebumps. I have Goosebumps. This is what you're saying, Nick. You have a problem. No, I don't. Do you know how many people are watching me starving right now? There's people who are so hungry and poor who can't eat this. Peasants. Peasants on my page. Y'all like seagulls at the beach.

everywhere y'all say mine, mine, mine. I almost spilled my water 'cause of you, Ashley. Do you know want your F 'cause I'm trying to show you my French fries. No more show and toe for you. You can just zoom in M. I actually like how they're a little burnt. I love the crisp. This is one of my top restaurants, and I love their milkshakes. It's expensive though, that's for sure. It's expensive here. I need a shirt that says I identify as poor after they're coming here. They should hand them out on your way out at the door. Poor shirts for peasants. Poor shirts for peasants. This was like how many dollars? 80-something dollars for a little snack. I think four people could spook this home. How many calories does a person need? Let's go back to this burger. That was incredible. The thing about that burger too is that you really feel the grease. By the end of the meal, you're just like sitting there and you're likeo.

the beat that goes bum bum. The heart goes ouch bumpity bump. Excuse me, my cough went away. Have you guys noticed how long did it take me to get over the cough? So in case you're new to my Channel or you forgot, I was a good citizen. I did what I was supposed to do. I got the beep beep, and I suffered from coughing so bad that I broke three ribs. It was that extreme. I was like hunched over. I couldn't stop like this autoimmune thing that happened to me, and I was coughing legit for like 4 months straight. All my collabs with Carly Steel, I was coughing. Hungry fat chick, I was coughing. Cough cough cough cough. It finally went away. Okay, so I got the first one in July, the second one at the end of August, so right, yeah, so September. Oh, do we count the months? No, do you count the month you get it? Let's just do September, October, November, December, January. When did I stop though? I'd say, I'd say three

or four months, but I got it immediately in July. After the first BB beep, I got the first BB beep, and it started immediately. I remember texting a lot of my friends like, I'm concerned. So, I'd say a good four months at least. July, August, September, October, November. I'd say by December, it was starting to go away. Hungry fat chick collabs in December, yeah. January was finally gone. So, it took four months, four months of hacking up a hospice storm, and now I'm eligible for beep number, I don't know, 17. And I'm like, I don't want to get cough attacks for four months again. I don't want to. Let's change the subject. Burger [Music]. Time I ate half the burger already. Dang, I have a big mouth. This is for you, Jasper [Laughter]. Oh my, my onion. I love how I can do a mukbang without making a mess ever. Love that. Oh my gosh, um, Carly Steel is collabing with Foodie Beauty this weekend. I'm so

excited. I'm so excited. Um, I can't keep up with what goes on over there, just like I'm searching to keep up with me, even Carly Steel. I mean, can I check out her mukbangs? Check out her mukbang. They're going to do a mukbang, Kie and Josh. Pretty sure it's going to be on that channel. They're going to do a mukbang. I'm so excited. Carly's really let her hair down to just eat what she wants, and I'm so happy for her. And you know, she stops. She doesn't just keep going like a dog. She'll have what she wants, but she'll eat a normal amount or a restricted amount so she can get too fat, you know? Can't really um. I'm so excited for it. Oh my [Music] God, why do I feel full? You know, 'cause there's so many calories stuffed in here. Oh, I ate the whole hot dog. No wonder. Second hot dog's over here. Let's do the burger again. All right, so we are shout

out Jasper who else should I shout out this Irish guy have a crush on this is for you I don't want to say his name he knows who this is for you you know who from Ireland shout out Central uh and he has some nice skin too on his sausage they all do except for people in America and like Syria I don't know Israel as you might be able to tell I'm currently hot and bothered on this trip there's nobody here I'm all by myself I'm like I'm ready to go to a place where I can just I don't even know like a pool party like where like one those time the noral region will go H I have needs to be met and I'm just alone in this place I am hot and bothered andless this food doesn't help this type of food makes you beep AF makes you let's say honey I say honey H I am so honey oh that kind of sounds like it I'm honey I'm honey I'm honey

I'm H. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm yeah. I am hungry. I'm so hungry. I'm full, but I'm hungry, if you know what I mean. This is the worst part about leaving Orlando. I'm so hungry, and there's nothing to eat in this place. I mean, I'm sure there is, but peasants, you know. I can't. This is a real hum. I mean, I'm not being gross. This is just human reality. Sometimes you [Music] crave stuff, and you can't because you're [Laughter] married. Ah, I'm so married that the ring got ingrained to my hand. Uh, by the way, I don't not wear a ring so I can get hit on, even though that's such a bonus. It's the highlight of my day if someone ever comes up to me and compliments me or whistles at me walking down the street. Woohoo, I'm yes please, cat call me. What is that called? Cat call. Oh, they call it cat call 'cause they do it.

to women, but some don't like that, but I do. Please, if you ever see me in public, please whistle all you want. This is the biggest confidence booster ever. We need to celebrate it, not shame it, at least for me. I don't know. I don't know why people... I'm trying to think why would people be upset by that. Someone says that you look beautiful and hot. Why would you get mad at that? Why would you get mad? I don't know. Why would you get mad? Oh, you don't want to be attractive to people? I don't know. I don't... Maybe. I don't know. There's probably stories to this, but I need to title this video. I'm so hungry for something that's not in front of me. Dot mukbang. My stupid little dot. You guys notice I put a dot in every title? Not every title. Some of the more dramatic ones don't have dots, but like the basic mukbangs, they have dots. Why do I feel so full? Oh my

goodness, well, I definitely had half that burger. It's so beautiful, so big. It's too big for my mouth. I don't like them that big, to be honest with you. I really don't. I'd rather have it fat than big, fat. I'd rather have it fat than long, but that's me. Females might say differently until he tries to put it in the other hole. Then you'll be on my side. [Music] Man, I'm hungry. I love how this is all on YouTube, but you know, it just is what it is. Let's have more of this chili cheese. They get, they, I don't want more of the hot dog. I love that chili cheese. This is so unhealthy. I actually really feel the grease like running through my body right now. H, don't look at me, Ashley. Don't even look. I'm crazy if you think about what I do with my life. I know I give you a dramatic little intro today, whatever. It all just, it stems from truth here. Look what I'm doing with my

life. I'm eating food on camera and telling stories about what is happening in my life. I love how it bounced off my belly. It went straight down to the table. Okay, peasants. My pants falling down. That's the worst part about the way I gain fat. I don't gain it in my butt, sorry. I gain it on top like a muffin top. I gain it in my belly, my sides, but not the actual butt, so the pants still fall down. I wear the same size pants now as I did 150 lb ago, 2 XL, but my shirts went from 1 XL to 4 XL. Okay, it's like a mushroom. It has like a little stem. I don't gain fat in my butt. It's literally the same little size as it was when I was 100 lb, you know. Oh well, but it might be a good thing too. How a big butt can also be in the way. Turn around in the kitchen, knock something off the table, knock off your bills, sit in the car, all of a sudden your

head hits the ceiling 'cause there's all this cushion under you. Like, like you can't get in the car again. Things probably get lost in there. You sit on something you probably can't reach as well. Okay, there's probably a lot of things, but that's not good about having a big butt. I love my little travel bedday. Thank God I had it in my book bag is when I was sitting on the airplane 'cause I obviously had to go to the bathroom. That's when it occurred to me. I'm like, Oh my God, did I leave my apartment without packing my bedet? I would just buy another one ASAP. I literally go on Amazon and order right then there. But I went through my little purse and I had it. H, I should buy some backups too so I have to worry about reaching. But I can reach. Okay, I can. I can still reach. Oh my God, I really feel so full. This was so fun. This got really dirty too. Dirty conversation and clearly I'm craving water like no.

one's business. Let's have one last bite of this. Okay, who am I going to think of this time? Ooh, the guy that me and Orland both at the same time. Where was he? Puerto Rican, I think. Puerto Rico, either Puerto Rican or definitely Puerto Rican. Um, this is for you. Oh, I remember his name too. It was a fake name. Let me tell you his name. You're going to laugh. I should. I don't want to say his name even though you're not going to know who. I don't want to say his name. So let me think of another name that sounds J. It's like an old-fashioned. Like Richard Maxwell. It's like your name's not Richard. It might be. It might be Ricardo, but it's not Richard Maxwell. It was like one of those things. I'm like name and I was in the car too back when I could fit in a car. And uh, he went across the car diagonal or was at the bottom. I was at the top. This is a true

story. Oh, that was so fun. It really brought me and Richard closer together. I feel like it really did. It was so fun. I loved it. Richard Maxwell. All right, I'm so full. I really should not have any more Maxwells. Here we go. I'm so full. I can't. Oh, I can't. Oh, Richard, I'm done. Sorry, man. Sorry, bro. Oh, here's one of those types like bro. Pretty sure he was like what you would call down low. I'm sure I didn't ask, but he was like like you would never know that's what he was doing in his car. You're like there goes a nice man just dropped both his honey at his wife at work. I don't even know. I didn't know. I didn't ask. I was going to poke and pry on someone that is going to be out of my life in 15 minutes or 25 if he's really slow. I don't know. I'm not going to pry these questions, but I was like, oh yeah, it just yeah, you just get this sense.

too well goodbye. I'm going to go on Bumble and see if I can satisfy my hunger. And if I can't, well, at least I'm in Los Angeles, so I should be able to find plenty of skin here, okay? And also, I'm not against without it. Some of them can look really pretty, but 9 out of 10 times, I would like to have it, please. So, I literally just say like, I'm straight B, like this is my preference. It's like if you're, you know, on what was that thing called Tinder. I never made a Tinder before, and uh, it's a you swipe right, and but they like have preferences like, I like blondes, or I like, I only like anything, whatever you like. You have your little preferences, and I like sure, I like stubby, I like fat, I like chunky, I like it flat, I don't know. I like guys with square butts. I wish that should be one of my preferences: square butt, square butt, 35 and older, square butt, and rich. Goodbye.

PS goodbye. This was so good. I feel like a grease ball, but I identify skinny. Link down below. It's just waterway.com. Buy my shirt in a hoodie. Do it. Oh my God, I'm so horny. I love how I Dro this. Yeah, 'cause I leaked all over the floor. God, what's in this [Music] food? I swear this populated the world. This food.

Two Steps Ahead - The Truth Was In Front Of You The Entire Time

Two Steps Ahead - The Truth Was In Front Of You The Entire Time

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