Smartphones are bad! Honey, dinner's almost ready. Tell the kids to come down.

I'm making stir-fried green beans and vegetables.

Stir-fried green beans and vegetables! Haven't had that in a while. Yoojung! Cooper! Come down and eat!

What's for dinner? Stir-fried green beans and vegetables? Yo, we haven't had stir-fried in a while.

It's good to have stir-fried foods every once in a while. What about our daughter?

Yoonjung! Come down and eat! We're all waiting for you! Kwon Yoonjung! This is the second time I'm asking you to come down!

Okay~. Don't just say okay and come down, what's the matter with you!

Wha... What does she think she's doing? Probably just on her phone again. Mom, I'm hungry, lemme eat first.

No, wait for your sister and we'll eat together. Get down here! I'm hungry!

Don't wait for me~. You little... Hey! Kwon Yoonjung, open the door!

If you don't get out here in 1 minute, I'm busting this door open!

Okay, okay! I'm coming out! I'm counting down from 10. 10!

I told you I'm coming! You're always shouting at me and it's annoying.

9... Come down immediately starting the next time I call you to eat, understand?

Do you understand! Okay~! Put down that phone and eat your meal! We're having stir-fried green beans for the first time in a while.

Kwon Yoonjung, Daddy told you to put your phone down. Baby, put your phone away and eat your meal.

Uh-huh, okay, wait a sec! Girl! What are you doing! I'm hungry!

Yoonjung, put that down and eat your meal! This is your last warning! Oh my gosh, I told you not to wait for me!

Oh, for the love of God! I ought to break this thing into pieces!! I bought it to help you study,

but now your eyes are glued to it 24/7!! Baby? Baby, what are you doing?

Huh? Honey! Something's wrong with our little girl. What's wrong, baby?

Yoonjung? Yoonjung! What are you doing? Yoonjung!

Cooper! Call 911 right now! But I'm eating! What's wrong with our little girl?

Her body just froze while eating dinner. She doesn't have a chance of waking up, right?

Please say that she doesn't! Cooper! Put that phone away and say something for crying out loud!

Is our little girl going to die? Pfft! You think this is funny?! Do you?!

Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Kwon. What was that? Our little girl is paralyzed and unconscious!

Okay, please wait a sec. Our daughter could die any moment, what do you mean wait up!

Call us a doctor, now!!! Okay, please wait. I just sent him a text. He'll be here right away.

Please ask him to hurry; our daughter is cold as ice. Yeah, what's up? DMing me like that?

Are you a doctor? Our daughter is paralyzed and became a vegetable! Doctor! Yes, yes, my bad.

Nurse, you said there's tissue stuck in the anus? Report the patient's status. Okay, give me a sec.

Yeah, yeah, me too. What? Huh? Give me a sec. I didn't say anything?

Yeah, hold up, this is important. Yeah, what did you say? Huh? Did you say anything?

I was a bit distracted. I'm sorry. Oh, no, no, no, no, me too, hold up a sec.

There's a patient here, what are you doing!! Oh, sorry Mr. Kwon, I'm finished now.

Doc! What's up with you now? Hey, doc! Nurse! What's wrong with him?

Uh-huh, that? Wait a sec. Yeah, what's the problem? Huh, what's going on here!

Nurse, what's the patient's status? Excuse me? Please wait a sec. What did you say?

Yeah, wait, wait, wait. This is important. My bad. Huh? Cooper! What? Why?

A phone! Give me a phone! Mine? Hurry! Here you go. Baby, it's a phone.

Please open your eyes, please. Honey! Did you find a way? Ba...Baby? Nothing's happening!

Baby!! Open your eyes!! Maybe...! Yeah, hold up, let me just watch this. This is kinda important right now, sorry.

Let me get that. Baby! Please open your eyes. Daddy's sorry. Here's your favorite thing on earth, a smartphone.

Baby! Baby, are you okay? Noooo!! She woke up!!!! Mommy... Where am I??

Baby, do you recognize your daddy? Are you okay? Uh-huh, hold on a sec, daddy.

Uh, what was that? Oh, for crying out loud! Cooper! Give that back to her!

All she does is stare at the phone. What? What's going on? Hey, b****.

Yoonjung, are you okay? Huh? What? Looking like some gorilla nuts.

Hey, how are you feeling? Huh? Why am I so dizzy? I was worried! Stay with us!

What, what??? I'm totally okay, Cooper! Stop fooling around! Then, when else can I say the things I couldn't say before?

You think that makes sense! Huh? It does. You should try too, Pops. Errr...

Daddy actually loves you very much, baby. Uhhhhh...... No smartphones for you ever again! You got that?!

Wow, you don't have to scream at my face!! I know daddy's always being harsh, but that's because he loves you.

I'm so dizzy.... Maybe that's because you're always staring at that little screen!

You're grounded when you get home, understand?! Wow, stop shouting at me! Daddy's just not very expressive, I'm sorry, baby.

Do you know how much daddy loves y-- You use your phone again and I'm kicking you out! Understand?!

I said, stop shouting! Daddy doesn't shout at you because I hate you. Daddy loves you so much tha--

That's why you're so bad at studying! Do you know that?! How bad does it have to be for Cooper to call you a dumbass!!

Oh, shut up!!! Daddy loves you no matter how big a dumbass you are. So what if you're a dumbass?

Then what else would you call a dumb ass?

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