Josh gra. We also put that back in your mouth. We also have a student that mastered less words than any other student on campus. For that student, I have the Pocky one chip challenge chip. Now, this chip has been banned. You can't get it anywhere because I guess some kid ate one and died, right? So this might end up just being one less paper than I need to grade after this. All right, so Benji, this is for you.

Hey you guys, listen up. Take a look at the leaderboard. You will see that we are indeed in first place in the vocalo. That is great news, but it's not all sunshine and rainbows because there are some of you in here who have not been doing your bucking vocab, and you're weighing us down. You might have seen me at parent-teacher conferences this week. I had permission slips. Most of your parents signed it, but they didn't read it carefully, and I bet they didn't read article F, section 3, which says I am allowed to use whatever I deem necessary to motivate, persuade, or punish students, including but not limited to gastrointestinal techniques. There's three people in here that have not been doing their bucking vocab. Two of them, I want to come up here right now: Natalie, Josh, get up here. Okay, here I have Barnett's mega sour, the most sour candy known to mankind. Take one and eat it. What? Let's go. It's like chewing on a 9-volt battery, isn't it?

He has signed permission slips?!

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