I doubt here humidity not too bad. We have a breeze now. We did not have a breeze earlier. And thank you for the clouds blocking the sun. Welcome everybody. Dutch Maas here. I'm going to take a little walk. We're gonna take a little walk up. We're gonna walk past a memorial. We're gonna say a little quick prayer and remember. Good to see you. Good to see you Cheryl. Hugs all around. Oh man it's sunny. Sucks that sun is horrible. So I had a this lady. I had some kids from Italy on the ride. Didn't really speak much English. But this woman like cursed out these children. This grown woman. And I know she's not a real New Yorker because real New Yorkers will never behave that way. Ciao Bella. Good to see you Joey. So I had this woman tell a little child to eat the S word. Eat then. And then it's it was a horrible Joey. It was horrible. So then I yelled at her back. I said go

back to the suburbs. She topped. She stopped for two seconds and then kept on riding. It's a good thing she kept on riding 'cause I would've went all Brooklyn on her, and it would not be good. I'll see you later, man. I'll see you tomorrow. My bike company's the best. Yes, she was totally nuts. No, she was like really, like super, super aggressive for like no reason. Like most New Yorkers would just deal with it, and I actually had a New Yorker, obviously a born and raised New Yorker, wit like riding with us coming over the Manhattan Bridge. He was holding spandex, and he looked at me like, Yeah, I know. But real New Yorkers put up with crap. We don't just are nasty to people. I love these people who come to New York with these chips on their shoulder, and they're just super aggressive, and they do a lot of stupid things, and you don't belong here. Here, good after work. Exactly. I'm gonna go get some food. I had a stressful day. I feel like getting Burger King again. I had Burger

King last week and I think I'll get Burger King again 'cause I'm most stressed. I want to eat some onion rings on the way home. Oh good to see you, Lulu. Good to see you. It is stupid hot out here. Will stupid hot out here and people are acting in concordance with the stupidity. Oh god, I'm so over the Sun already. Yeah, got to have it do it again tomorrow. Two more times tomorrow and we have lots of reservations tomorrow just like today. Today I took 24 people in total over the bridge ranging in age 33 centigrade in New York City, correct? It's hot. It's like that bus to Poindexter. So remember that song, okay? But real New Yorkers don't come here with chips on their shoulder, pull all aggro on random people, and most New Yorkers don't had a chill. Of course, you may get on our bad side. We may snap before the most what we are tolerant even of stupidity. I wouldn't say when I woke up this morning, Hey, ice cold beer here. That's at

my house. That's a nice cold beer. Matthew drinking Gatorade because it. Oh, I got my Pulitzer. Got up ahead of me. My fellow tour guide. What's going on, Wallace? Good to see you, my man. Good to see you. Doing good. Stay cool because it's hot out here. You know what? People could be people could be all aggro it all they want. I still love this place. And if you come here from the suburbs, if you come here from the suburbs, come here from not here, and you come here with a chip on your shoulder, the city is gonna chew you up and spit you out. I can guarantee you that because obviously you don't you can't cope with the city if you're acting so stupid. Just word to the wise, okay? Got to come out here from the suburbs that I Love New York - you're gonna come here from flyover wherever with your little attitude. Oh, you got a little tattooed up and who you gentrifying the neighborhood. Whoo, whoo, guess what you're

that you're the person who most New Yorkers despise. All right, you come over here being on Centrify with your little attitude. Get to steppin', get to steppin'. That's right, I will be doing an Elvis, will be doing an Elvis Presley marathon of music over on the periscope. I was upset, not anymore, not anymore. I am talking it out. Listen, just don't yell at kids, come on. If they're little kids on the ride, don't yell at little kids. And that's what happened today, but luckily the kid didn't speak English, so he had no idea what the hell she was talking about. Here come the cops, they're coming to take me away, ha ha. They're coming to take me away. All right, we're going to get Burger King now, is I want some horrible dinner, horrible dinner. All right, good to see you, J. Let me get my money together. You're riveting, riveting video, Dr. Demento theme. Good to see ya, good to see.

you're Carl. [Music] Ha, life is good. Life is good in the end. India and people could be very rude, but in the end, when it really comes down to it, life is good. Life is good. Life is what you make it, and if you're miserable all the time, going around with a chip on your shoulder, you're gonna have a miserable life. Okay, if you take the good with the bad, life is a beautiful thing. So remember, if you come here from another place, don't come to New York with a chip on your shoulder because, again, the city will chew you out. It's been a ding. Oh, absolutely. He had Dave. It is national rollercoaster day. I wish I was wearing, I wish I was wearing the cyclone today. Work was crazy today. Work was crazy today. Work was very stressful, but we made it. [Music] Okay, I know what I want. Tag me in the picture and instantly. Yeah, Joey was scoping out in Marine Park. I saw for two seconds. Yeah, you went.

to Madison but same high so that my mom went to. I wish I was out there today. Tell us at the beach today. Two tours today. Two tours today. Absolutely [Music]. Okay, exactly, exactly. Laurie, congratulations, Pookie. I'm glad you're healthy. That's awesome [Music]. Whoo, I got a very bad connection warning, folks. Just a heads up. Okay, awesome shell, a boogeyman. I'll shave eventually. Marty was scoping to Trump protests the other day. It was really good. Hello, can I get a number three, the meal please? And instead of french fries, gonna get my rings. Let me get Dr. Pepper, please. Oh, me diem Emilio. Yes, he is norm Dickinson red Nandi where problems all right. Yeah, we saw Trump. We actually saw Trump leave New York City on his helicopter. I got a picture of it. I'm gonna put it on Instagram when I get home, when I hop on the train, cause I'm probably a blurry crappy picture because he was like kind of far away, but the crowd thought it was

really exciting, but I had some really aggressive people on the phone. The Manhattan Bridge on the second tour loves old hugs all around. That's Cheryl's stick, by the way, guys. Cheryl's thing. But uh, yeah, we saw a Trump leave. It was kind of amazing, kind of exciting. So it's fun to see the president leave, see how crazy it is when he leaves. But exactly, yes, he did lose all his councils. Yeah, it was funny what the crowd likes, you know, like the people who... and then I was narrating when he was leaving, like how they clear the airspace and everything. And so everyone who was on the promenade, they really liked it. And all of us New Yorkers got together in our disapproval of our current president. Oh really, a couple people had that on scope. Awesome. That's right, that's right, that's right. Absolutely shelf with you. [Music] Get my dinner on now, gotta get my Reseda. I don't know what remember I am all right. [Music] Exactly, Lori, exactly. This congratulation.

starting your new diet. Good luck with that. I am number 92. I got onion rings. Sorry about that. [Applause] Thank you so much. Yeah, please. And I got it. Yeah, it's the drink. Awesome. Thank you. Thank you so much. Yay, we're almost to the goal. Now we're almost to the goal. It's hard because you tried your best. We'll try it. You know, that's all you could ask yourself is trying the best. You know, I got to take you sauce. It's getting crazy a whole. What I like about my life, my current, my, I like my job. I love my wife. That's my wife is probably number one. I know my job to another, my wife to my parents, and every job does. That's what I looked love about my life. That's what I love about my life. Once your stuff, I gotta take time from work today. I, you know, I don't do fan mail. I got to get a post-office box open, and then that will be easier to facilitate that. Hold on, getting my MetroCard out.

[Music] me my MetroCard for the Train. It's really hot. My nose is like running like crazy. All right, almost there, almost identical. Get excited. Hold on, and you to rest right when we get to a thousand subscribers. Yeah, no, they're having a gathering here in New York also, which is very disturbing because I know most people are gonna cover in New Jersey. All right, yeah, we're having a meeting of these idiots here in New York. It's not gonna be good, so I know people got to come out, they got to protest, and who knows what kind of stupid shenanigans are gonna happen. [Applause] [Music] you know some people asked on the tour today how can we go. Oh, the feel the Big Apple. Awesome. [Applause] yeah, I know, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, I gotta get a peel box going. We're passing in front of the building now. We just crossed Dutch streets. We allowed to walk here on that Street. Yes, he did. Yes, he did.

crazy over here. Oh, the heart is working, guys. Then it's better. Okay, y'all figure one out. When we hit a thousand subscribers, I will. That's what I will do. I will get the P.O. box going, and then you can send me cards and gifts and whatever else you want to send me, but not just yet. Let me get a P.O. box first. [Laughter] I'm so happy now. I am starting to forget the day. This is good, really. I didn't know that, Lorry. That I did not know. That I did not know. I mean, it's just embarrassing. Oh, no. Oh, no. When we got 20% left, you thought everyone, almost everyone's on PayPal, Miss Parker. And by the way, I forgot to like your comment. Thank you so much for saying that. No, Dutch Maz, did it matter to anyone that take today was one of those days where nobody tipped, by the way. And that's for an outsider to tell just - no, not me. I can't tell you what kind of impact New York would have on an

outsider because that's up to you. People may take New York many different ways, so that despo the outsider - no hard to figure out. [Applause] Okay, New York, New York, cities so nice to name spice. Really running a brothel. Wow, that's pretty awesome. Yeah, if you ever go to Coney Island and ever mention the name Trump, people will give you the dirty eye. Trump's father with Robert Moses. I don't take Bitcoin, but I dunno, but I do know somebody who was helping with the algorithms a Bitcoin though. I know did an August flyby. August has flown by. I mean, two and a half weeks, we're gonna be in the helicopter. It can be dangerous using PayPal, absolutely, but I've got something in my eye. [Applause] That's real. That's the us live vlogging when something goes into your eye like that and really hurts. Feels like it's a piece of go lesson. Hi right now, there's no wind out here today, so it's really hot, stupid hot. As I was saying today, I

did have to exclude two people from the ride. The afternoon ride today because they could not know how to. Did not know how to ride bicycles. Good to see you tomorrow. So that was a little stressful, but luckily they decided not to come on the ride, which is great. But I don't understand people who don't ride bikes coming on a bicycle tour. All right, so I only got 20% on the battery, so we can't. We don't have enough battery power to walk through the World Trade Center. Unfortunately, tomorrow we have to walk through the World Trade Center because we got to see if they put that sculpture back in Liberty Park. Nice sunshine where I am a port is nice sunshine. I can lower Manhattan. I'm nowhere near Times Square. I'm about three and a half miles from Times Square from here to the south. A lot of construction going on down. Well, people don't got hit by an 18-wheeler. All right, you gotta pay attention, folks. There's anything I ask of you as a native New Yorker. It's when you come

here to visit. Please pay attention. Crows at the crosswalks, okay? Even if you're in a crosswalk, I think the car is not going to stop for the red light. All right, expect the worst, believe me, people, believe me. All right, we're going to walk into the Oculus slow. Let's go into the Oculus and beat this sixty percent of people actually use it as a train station. I try to make everyone's day, Tamara, Tamara. We're gonna do the elephant show, so if you have an Elvis request, go to my Twitter and leave a comment below the special tweet with that, with the Elvis gift, and give me your request. I'm going to try to program the show before I even start it, okay? Let's actually use it like a train station. Come on, folks, ladies, just like a train station. 60% of everyone who comes to uses it's a train station. Oh, you don't tweet? Okay, well, I'll probably open up the request lines if we don't, if I don't have enough music. I need about

15 songs you love. Times Square, but my live streams are more. That's right, thank you so much. We'll be in Times Square sometime soon. Yeah, we're gonna do a special Elvis show. 40 years ago today, Elvis passed away, so we're going to celebrate his life by playing its music on the radio show. The only periscope powered by you, the viewer. [Music] I can't get away from the stupidity. - Hey, lots of Elvis Presley tunes. Yeah, I'll have his discography, so where's comes to worse. I'll tell Mrs. Babitch to do the my computer to do the deejaying, but I'll be six o'clock New York Times. So in a couple of hours when it go home, eat, take like it's 10-minute nap, and then we'll get the radio show going. Alright [Applause] lots of people milling about here in the Oculus. Talks, you have a call, the travas own Oculus. Oh [Music] alright, alright, almost hit a train. I

don't want to leave the oculus. Is air conditioning in here. This I know acid. I'm looking for yeah. I'm looking for the rare stuff. I'm looking for the real real rare stuff. Well, that's good about Times Square from a New Yorker standpoint. There's nothing good about Times Square. It's too crowded. It's too crazy. You know, there's nothing really for New Yorkers there. I mean, you don't want to eat over there. You don't wanna go to restaurants around there. Is they're all overpriced. The only good thing about Times Square is that it's the theater district. And that's where we go see Broadway. No, I'm not Dave. Go to my Twitter. I think we only have about 4 or 5 requests. I think we only have like four or five requests in. And that's it. So the utility in here is very hot. Yes, I'm so tired. All right, really. This is my train. Wow, my train is here. Have a great New York day with Ulithi or not. Hug the loved ones. Cherish the moment.

and good afternoon, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are. I'll see you guys on the radio at 6 o'clock. I'll see you later. [Music] [Applause] six o'clock all Elvis radio on my periscope. I'll see you later, Mrs. Calabash.

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