Hey there, juggies. It is your old pal McJuggerNuggets here trying to lug a bunch of fifty-pound fertilizer bags. Hahaha, look how hard he is trying. Could you at least drop the camera and help me a little bit? Nah, that is you, dude, dude. It is like fucking fifty pounds. Are you sure they are fifty? They are not like sixty-two? You were supposed to be brought here to help. Not film me and be an asshole. I'm doing what I was told. Jesse yelling. Laughing. More laughing. Oh my God, he is so fizzed up. Jesse, leave them alone. Hey, carrying it like a real man. Going to lug all that shit. I am not even going to acknowledge you. Not even going to acknowledge me. You know with your muscles, you think you could carry some fifty-pound bags, pussy. Dad told me not to. I think that's what he said, yeah.

He said, Jefferey, don't you dare pick up any of those bags. Jesse has to take all of them to the... (Laughing). (More laughing) You know what, this is fucking bullshit. This is fucking bullshit. Dude, you are not even carrying fertilizer. Jesus Christ, what are you doing? Hey, hey, hey, hey. He is fucking filming me while I am doing work. This is the whole problem. Put that damn camera down. Jezz, I told you not to let that get in the way. No, you break one and he has got another one. It is bullshit. Break one what? The camera! Oh well, what the hell, you brought it. It does not matter. You brought it. Remember you said something about it. Look, you brought him to do work and I am the only one doing work. You only have twelve bags of fertilizer to put on that truck. Yeah, and they are fifty pounds and you are sitting in here doing nothing.

Yeah, that is right, I am the boss. Yeah, and I am what? Your slave? You agreed to it. You stop fucking filming! I am tired of it! You are lucky. Grrr, I am so steaming mad. You are so fucking lucky. You dumb-ass smirk behind the camera. Why don't you help me for once? You know how many bags I have done over my lifetime? (All three talking) Twelve is not going to kill you. Calm down. I am calm! You are not calm. Yeah, I am, but this is bullshit. Tell him to work. You just going to let him film? Cut it out, come on. Get out of here with that thing, jeez. Now look, you are letting the games get in your head. That is all you want to do is game. It is in your head, man. (Jesse yelling with frustration) You are really going to go through that, fucking video games?

Yeah, something is wrong with you, man. I am going to call the cops. Let me help you. Come on, man, what the fuck. Calm it down. You do not know what he is like. You do not know what he is like. Calm down! You need help. That is what you need. You do not look calm. Calm it down. I am calm. Man, all this effort could have been put into you carrying bags. I am sorry about your store! It is just everyone is ganging up on me. Nobody is ganging up on you. You are losing it, man. I am not fucking losing it! There were only twelve bags. Laughing. Take it outside. (Yelling) What's going on? Who the fuck is this? Get rid of that fucking camera. What the fuck, why is there a cop? Get him the fuck out of here. Look, I am not doing anything wrong. You need to calm down. I need you to calm down.

I am calm. Get rid of that fucking camera. I am calm. I am calm. Get him the fuck out of here. No, you take my Dad away, you have no idea what he has been doing. What is your name? What is your name? Jesse. What is going on? Let's take this outside. My Dad, he is making me work for him. I am a fucking slave. Outside, outside. I am not leaving! I told you to get rid of that camera. Yes sir, yes sir. Chill out. Look, I know how this shit goes down. How does it go down? I play grand theft auto, I know how this works. Get him out of here. You need to calm down. I am not going anywhere, I am not fucking going anywhere. You got to get him out of here. (Jesse yelling while cop is saying calm down) Get the fuck away from me! (Yelling) Holy shit-(Jesse yelling)

(More screaming) Jesus Christ. Ow. Fuck. Fuck. Get him the fuck out of here. Stop resisting! It is digging into my wrists. You're fucking digging the metal in. Get rid of that fucking camera! It is away, sir, it is away.

Psycho Kid Gets Arrested

Psycho Kid Gets Arrested

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