You do not even understand how hard it is... to fucking just fucking make people happy! Share it! Stop fucking filming this!

So fake. Well, you are helping me film, so that makes up for it. Did you just kick a balloon at me? Let us see how the Mom is doing. Yay! Hey! Yes! Congratulations! Aw, yes! Thank you, thank you! We are pretending that this is a 500k plaque, but it is actually just the 100k plaque. John! OH! Woah, yes! Very nice! Thank you, Mother. Thank you. Congratulations! Yay, McJuggerNuggets! Yes, yes. Poopyjohn is celebrating too with his jumps! Let us go see how Jeffrey is doing. It was not easy to get these guys all in on it. I had to pay them off with delicious, delicious food. Check this out, guys! Got a little... Surprise! Oh? What? Woah, oh shit! Okay, well that did not go as planned. Let us see how Jeffrey is doing in here!

Hey there, Juggies! It is your old pal, McJuggerNuggets, here! And guess what? Well, you already know what because you saw the board! FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND JUGGIES. Or 500k subscribers, whatever you want to call it. What matters is we are here. And it came so soon, I was not expecting it. This one is better. I have prepared for you guys an amazing fucking smorgasbord of things. Balloons, streamers, the whole nine yards... And we are going to give you a house tour of it all. And we are going to get some reactions from my family members on me reaching 500,000. Let us do it. Oh, and if you guys did not already know. Corn is filming! Hey!!! Hey, you never congratulated me on 500k. Oh, yeah. Yeah, congrats on 500k, man! Sorry!

Jeffrey, you ready for the? Wait, what was that? Is he in the bathroom? Oh, shit! Okay. Okay! That is enough. That is enough. That is enough. Okay. Alright, dude! I smell C-O-2 and shit! Just fucking stop. Hey! No! Give me that! Hey! Hey, this is not part of the video! This is not part of it! Hey, Mom! Are you going to help me? Corn. Corn, cut him off! Alright. Oh, shit! Come back! What are you doing? What do you want me to do? Stop! FRICK! Come back here! This is not part of it! What the hell are you two doing? You are ruining the whole video! What video? This is mine. Yeah, this is not part of it! It is not yours, it is mine. I earned it! Yeah, I fucking filmed everything. Corn, get him! How do you want me to get it? What the heck?

Help! I don't know. You could have helped us stop- I am so done with this shit! I tried to do one- GOD DAMN IT! I tried to do one video! This always happens. Always happens? You know why it happens? Why can't you two just get along? You two are in your mid-twenties! What ails you?! God. This was supposed to be happy. This was supposed to be a happy fucking video! Is it happy now? Yeah, well now there is candy. There is candy everywhere! Great! You are the one that causes this shit! Oh, yeah I am? What the Hell are you doing? Mom. Mom. No! Mom. We are done. The video is done. Jeffrey ruined it and stole my play button and Dad... Did not fucking ruin it! All the time this happens... You took credit for my fucking videos and you would not share it! Dude. All the time...

We need to film this video because I have a lot of people counting on me! I do not care! This is all you two do is fight over bullshit! Get off of it! What are you going to destroy this just like you destroy everything else? Oh, great idea. I might. Dad. Don't you fucking destroy that. Dad! Don't you destroy that. That is mine! That is one hundred thousand people. That is an award! That is an accolade! You are already at 500,000. This does not matter anymore! I worked really hard for that! You worked really hard?! Yeah, I did! I am the one who held the camera filming everything. Whatever happens, you fight and you argue over everything. Why?! It does not mean that much! It means everything. I- I make art. Oh, do not be over-dramatic. You want a piece of this? You guys want it in pieces? Dad! DAD!

Get off of it! If you try to- Do not do that. I worked HARD! Yeah, fucking. You both worked hard. CUT IT OUT! You act like you care... You don't...You do not understand anything, do ya? No. Dad! (Smashing) Holy shit! Fuck! (Blood-Curdling Screams) What the fuck! (Play Button Impact) There is your award! What the fuck! I am going to take it to your fucking drywall! There! Everybody get a piece of it! Have a piece of it! (Glass-Breaking Screams) STOP! STOP! You act like this is yours! It is fucking mine! Who filmed everything!?! I did! This is mine! Look. You know what? You- Yeah. You want it?! You want this shattered award? Take it. I do not want it. I do not NEED it! CORN, you are still filming this?! Yeah, what do you want me to do?

Dude! What are you doing? Give me that shit! Knock it off! Knock it off! What are you... Give me it. Give me it! Knock it- Mine! Play button! Drop it! It always happens. You guys argue. You fight over everything. Why? It is nothing that important! Nothing that important? You do not understand! No! I did this! I filmed everything! Who cares? Who cares?! It is a one hundred thousand award. Look. You are already at 500k, who cares? Do you even realize how big that fucking number is? I do. Yeah, that I got. You did not do shit! Who is setting up this whole- You always ruin it! Who owns the fucking camera?! This was supposed to be a celebration, not a fucking bullshit fight. It always turns into this way no matter what. Jeez. Give me my fucking award. It is not his. It is nobody's. Give it to me. NO!

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