It is not funny. Please. It is just a game. Please. (Helmet Drops) Turn it off... Alright, it is off. It is off. You are so full of shit. Turn it off. Please, turn it off. It is off, man. It is okay... TURN IT OFF!

What the fuck are you doing?! DAD! Dad, what the fuck are you doing?! Dad, you are not. You are not! You are not touching this. You are not...Get away. Put it back! What are you going to chainsaw me?! What are you...Dad! Dad?! Move back! Dad! Dad! DAD! God, I cannot even cut through a stupid plastic thing. Dad! (Gasps) It is not even....It is not funny! (Laughter) There is plastic everywhere! Get the fuck out of here! You think that is funny?! (Laughter) You think that is funny?! (Laughter) Oh, my God. Look at what he did! Did he break it? I do not know... He sawed it up! He sawed...What the fuck is he doing? Dad? Oh, fuck! Get out of the way. Dad? Dad! Oh, shit.

HOLY SHIT! (Screams) (Distraught Screaming) That is violence in video games. God! Why! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck. That is violence in video games. Holy shit. What the hell is wrong with you? Master Chief! Why would you do this? Master Chief Collection! It is the only way he is going to learn! You cannot teach violence with violence! It does not work! It is because I have to. Because you buy him stuff behind my back. You taught him how to play video games! (Door slams) Where is he going? Yeah, it was different back then... (Cries) What the hell? Oh, little Swiss Family Jesse over here. Hey, buddy! Get the fuck out of here! Get that light out of my face! Hey, it is okay! No. No... Halo: Master Chief Collection comes out in one hour and I am not going to be able to play.

Oh, shit. Alright? Where are the video games? You shredded them all! What do you mean, where are your video games? Where are the video games? I do not have any! You are in here twenty-four seven. No. No! You are twenty-two years old and you live in your room. Where is it? I sleep and I watch TV. Where are the video games? I do not play. I do not play anymore. You destroyed them. You destroyed them all. Where are the video games? Well, actually, a lot of them are digital now. Are you kidding me?! So where are they? He is lying. He is just trying to get good video. Where are they? He is just trying to get good video... His Xbox is right there. Jeffrey! Jeffrey! This is an Xbox? Do not touch that! That is the Xbox One! Dad! Dad! Dad! Do not touch that shit! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad!

Oh, shit! What are you doing?! Jesse! You got the blades on! The blades are on! Shut the blades off! I did not know the blades were still on! What are you doing?! I was just trying to get you back for the prank. I did not know they were on! This is all because of the violence in video games, is it not? It causes you to do stuff like this. What? Violence in video games? Yeah! That is what you think of when I do this... Yeah, normal people do not do this stuff! You did it to me! That was a joke. I was just trying to get you back! And you are videotaping... Where are you going? Dad? Dad! He asked me to! What are you doing? Look, I am sorry I woke you up, but I was just trying to get revenge, alright? Please do not go in my room. Dad. Dad! There is a lot of stuff in here that you have no right to touch!

Turn it on. Turn it on. Alright, alright. It is on. It is on. Look, I have the chainsaw from when you guys pranked me on Halloween with the ketchup and shit. Okay. I want to get Dad back. What are you going to do? I am going to do the same thing you guys did. Okay. You just have to film it, and you will get good footage. Alright, yeah. Original idea, I know. Where is your mask? I do not have one. Ketchup? Could you keep it down? Sorry. I am not going...He is going to be so pissed if I have ketchup. But it is not the same thing then. You have one job, okay? Okay. You just have to film. I also need you to flip the switch, the light switch, when I say go, okay? WHAT? Sorry. Go. What the fuck, dude! I did not even say go!

Psycho Dad Chainsaws Xbox One

Psycho Dad Chainsaws Xbox One

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