Major, Lieutenant Colonel, and Colonel drink liquor. Second Lieutenant, First Lieutenant, and Captain drink beer. Staff Sergeant, Gunnery Sergeant, and First Sergeant

drink soju. Pitiful Private Kim drinks makgeolli (raw rice wine). Yay, Yay, Yay, Yay

Major, Lieutenant Colonel, and Colonel sleep in a hotel room. Second Lieutenant, First Lieutenant, and Captain

sleep in a motel. Staff Sergeant, Gunnery Sergeant, and First Sergeant sleep in an inn. Pitiful Private Kim

sleeps in a bathroom. Yay, Yay, Yay, Yay. Major, Lieutenant Colonel, and Colonel

use American condoms. Second Lieutenant, First Lieutenant, and Captain use Japanese condoms. Staff Sergeant, Gunnery Sergeant, and First Sergeant

use Korean condoms. Pitiful Private Kim uses a jjyujjyuba shell. Yay, Yay, Yay, Yay

Major, Lieutenant Colonel, and Colonel play with young ladies. Second Lieutenant, First Lieutenant, and Captain play with middle-aged women.

Staff Sergeant, Gunnery Sergeant, and First Sergeant play with old women. Pitiful Private Kim masturbates forever.

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