oh sh talking mushrooms don't post that on YouTube. Hey guys, it's L here, and this week is homecoming week, which I don't really care about 'cause I'm not. I am doing the best I can. I am doing the best I can. You hurry up. Look how clean this is. You don't get a much cleaner toilet than this. Come on, you're supposed to be scrubbing. Scrub, scrub. I am. Get that bathroom clean. I'm doing the best I can. Come on, you need to be contributing. It's just not good enough. Why you mean it's not good enough? Like, look at it. Okay, no, you can eat off of this. You can think about this while you're in the garage. You can spend the night in the garage. No, no, you're not kicking me out in the garage. Yes, go. Why? No, no, no, come on. No, you're going to make me sleep in the garage. Higher standards than that. Go out. No, why are you being so mean to

me go. It's good for you. Go out. No, go. You're ridiculous. Your shirt's very dirty. Can't even put your own shirt. Get out there. Get. I cleaned the toilet. My God. Shut up. All right. Hey guys, so I guess this week hell's making me sleep in the garage because she's annoyed at I don't know just life in general I guess so I'm stuck here. She like locked me in the garage so you guys want to know something crazy apparently 95% of you guys who are watching us are like new viewers and you haven't subscribed to us yet so please subscribe maybe K will let me back inside in fact yeah if you subscribe right now she'll let me back inside so please hit that subscribe button I don't want to be out here it gets cold at night please guys please if you are watching this and you haven't subscribed yet please please subscribe so I can go back inside the house I don't want to sleep out here tonight please oh thank you thank you all right all right I think she'll let

me back in now all right but yeah anyway not to sound like one of those annoying big YouTubers who are always begging for subscribers assuming if I don't have to sleep out here in the garage Leland is actually getting ready to go on his first-ever date basically his first-ever school dance homecoming is this week guys and uh yeah we got to do a lot of fun stuff around town this week all right so we're at Chubbies right now and there's they're waiting on the Wind on the window here what like Leland's trying to have lunch and there's someone trying to WR something what what are they spelling what is that a G G oh look it says go I think that says go go what is that a b a b go go be r go go beat go beat go beat oh what's going on bit and Lanna had London drool all over and she wiped the London drool all over my face oh H go hold on go beat well I want to

know what they're saying. Yeah, I want to know what they're saying. You're actually kidding me, right, bro? Yeah, I want to know what they're saying. I want to know what they're going to write. Hold on, go beat. Yeah, it's H-quest, H-I-L. Yeah, it's Hillquest, 'cause that's who they play for homecoming. Go beat Hillquest. Oh yeah, it is the home. Yeah, all right. I think Leland's annoyed because these kids are like outside riding on the window. All right, I'm going to go see what the sign says. I'm just going to walk around here. I want to read the sign. You want to see what the sign says? Yeah, okay. Yeah, we're just outside Tres right now. Let's see what I want. See what your guys' sign says. Go beat Hillcrest. All right, is this for homecoming? Yes, awesome. Okay, it's next week. Next week, okay. Pull up to the game. We do go Buff CL. Go, go Buffs. Do you want to go, London? Yes, all right. Yeah, we should go to the game, Lanna. You want to

go to the homecoming game. Leave me Al. Look at that helmet. Hey, we got some more High School seniors over here. Got some more High School seniors writing on the Windows. What do these ones say? House Puff's house getting ready for homecoming. All right, who's ready for homecoming? London is. Are you ready, Leland, since you actually go to the school? No, so I'm going to ask again, who's ready for homecoming? I can't say him a straight face. Okay, who's ready for homecoming? Why say that? I'm the only one in high school. Okay, Leland, are you ready for homecoming? Okay, but we live in the community too, so you don't have to be. Okay, you don't have to be a high school kid. Yeah, so until you're old enough to just walk out and leave, you just got to stay and with it. No, can you at least take me from school then? Yeah, you like after school? Sure, yeah, we're just picking up Leland 'cause it's. I'm not checking you out early.

yeah I hate you well I hate you too sometimes all right well we're picking up Leland because he's in high school and they get out early now. Lyanna wants to get picked up as well but she has class. Leland doesn't. You know it's homecoming for the high school kids so yeah that's what we're doing right now. Oh my God look at all those kids out there yeah see they're all getting ready for homecoming. It's homecoming week I guess we'll pick them up here. Oh look they like painted all the stuff they're in the world. What does it we got to tell them that we here. Oh can't wa it's like upside down. Oh that's cool yeah they painted this whole stretch of road here. All right so the whole school is having some kind of an assembly homecoming theme assembly there in the at the football field. So I guess we're picking up Leland around here. Does he know to meet us here yeah he does. Okay there he

is that's it don't oh jeez we got to move hold on. We had to get out in the middle of the road. Out there's no one there anyway still. We can't just park and block the whole Road. These are kind of cool. I like the artwork here. What are you laughing? You just sit there all right guys. So I just got out of school and I'm excited because this weekend uh is the homecoming like dance stuff in the football game. So I'm going to go to that. I'm going to go dance at homecoming. I have a date and it's going to be super fun. All right what's up. So we're cruising in the van. We're heading to homecoming. The homecoming game but uh we're missing lyanna but we got Elena instead. So we traded lyanna for Elena I guess. So are you excited for coming? I'm tired. You excited leand? It's your school okay. He's not really excited either. I don't know why all right well

Here we are at the game, here at the football field behind me, and yeah, we're getting ready for homecoming. Go Buffs! All right, there's our football team right there. You guys ready for the game? You ready, London? London, who's going to win tonight? The Buffalo. All right, what's up? We got Hudson here. Hi, buddy bear. What's up? We got Taver here. Hi, what's up, guys? So, you guys excited for homecoming? Hope you win. If we don't, are you still on the team or? I do sewing now. I do sewing now. Look. Oh, okay. Sewing now. Oh, that's cool. Welcome to the home. Will be sorry for coming. Oh, here comes the team. [Applause] Wo. [Applause] [Music] W. All right, London, are you ready for some football action? Yeah, go Buffs! You ready, car? All right, way on the. There's Leland up there. He didn't want to hang out with us, which is fine. He's just hanging out with his. [Music] [Applause]

buddies team, we go, we [Applause] [Applause] go touchdown, woo, touchdown [Applause] go [Applause] hey London, did you get to Dan with the cheerleaders? That's really awesome. You out there on the field? They let you go out and dance with them, really [Music] cool. Hey car, I hope that's not Leeland underneath the breaches. Where'd he go? I thought I saw him under the, I thought I saw him under there with a girl. What hey, what's up guys, go Buffs [Music] what all right, real quick, I just want to thank you guys for 7 27,000 Subs on this channel. Appreciate it. If you haven't subscribed yet, go ahead and do so. Touchdown, another touchdown, woo yeah, go BS, extra point, yeah [Applause] [Music] [Applause] fireworks guys, we're up 41 to 24 with about a minute left, wo [Applause]

all right T one tonight bu all right your team won Leland your score one back to back years at homecoming hey we're out of the game yeah go Traer go Buffs woo just let your M ass quit being leave me alone L just let her out it's late are you going to open the door there shouldn't be all right it's safe to come out now hopefully I'm give so yeah it's Saturday and uh yeah Leland is getting ready to go to homecoming dance with a girl he asked a girl out she said yes so that's really excited his first ever high school date first ever date of a girl first ever high school dance so yeah we are getting ready to drop Leland off at school later today all right hey guys so I slept in until like like noon today so I have gotten a ton of sleep and I'm really excited because today is homecoming I'm taking a girl out to the homecoming dance so I'm really excited for that hey

Leon, are you excited for homecoming? Yeah, but I got some stuff here because I heard that they only serve fruit punch there, and I kind of don't want to just have fruit punch. So, I'm going to actually spike it with this, so that is going to be nice because I don't really want fruit punch. Oh, I'd like fruit punch. Got the Mountain Dew. Um, I just wanted to add some caffeine because it's just some flavor too because at my school, I've had their fruit punch before. It's so watered down and gross, so I wanted to add caffeine and F. Oh, so I'm going to sneak that in at homecoming. How are you going to sneak it in? Like with my backpack. Oh, are you just going to pour when no one's watching? Yeah, probably. Oh, okay. I might not even bring a backpack. I might just put it in my pants. Oh, all right. So, since I'm locked in the garage, apparently I'm not allowed in the house, um, I'm going to look at I have this box here, old

memories of when I was a kid, old pictures and yearbooks and stuff, and man, I'm gonna like ah so many memories. I'm going to look at some of my old high school dance pi. Oh man, I got a bunch of journals here, yearbooks, photo albums, but I think it's this right here is what I want to look at. All right, so this is actually what I came to look for. Here are some of the old high school dances I went to back when I was like 16 years old, turning 17. So that was my first ever date with a girl way back in like 1997, back in 1997. And then this is actually my homecoming. So this is the dance Leland's going to tonight, homecoming dance. So this is when I got to go to homecoming dance back during my senior year. So Leland gets to do this as a sophomore, so that's pretty good. Yeah, this is our whole homecoming group. Here's these guys were actually the homecoming king and queen over there. I

was good friends with them, and uh yeah, there I am, there in the very back with my date, and uh she was a very popular girl, so that was a big deal for me back then. But man, look how young I was back then. Hey girl, what time do we need to drop Leland off at the school tonight for his dance? Hey, get back in. No, no, no, come on, I've been out here all day. I don't care, get out there, out there. Okay, what time do we need to take Leland to the... I don't know, later, just stay out there, I'll tell you seriously. So Leland, I'm actually going to show you some of my homecoming pictures. Why you fo that? I me, that's so, that's actually my homecoming. Yeah, that I went to this, this wasn't Homecoming, this was another you with a different girl every time. Yeah, I dated several different girls, surprising. That's like Val eyes, my guess, they broke up with you. What, what's wrong with her eyes, the red? Oh, it was just by a 35 mm camera.

back then, so you look scary. I look... what do you mean I look scary? I'm pointing out the flowers. I like the flowers. All right, so I'm excited because like a '90s, '80s theme. Well, it was disco theme. Yeah, so yeah, but yeah, it was like in '97. This was okay, so this was actually my first ever date. Oh, just like you're going on tonight. You look cooler than I did back then. I kind of like do, right? All you did was point. You didn't do this with your knees. Okay, well, she was better at it than me, I guess. I don't know. She was. So, are you excited to go to homecoming tonight, Leland? What if they're watching this right now? Who? These people. Oh, the dates. Well, then I'll just say hi, camel shy. Hope you guys are living a good life after 30 years being out of high school. I don't know. That's probably what I would say. You haven't been in high school for 30 years. Hey, my reunion, 30-year reunion is

coming up in a few years. It's coming up for real. I'm yeah that's that's sad. That's actually kind of depressing. 30 years reunion coming up in a couple years. 30 years yeah. So what do you think H? Do I look good in those pictures? No. What do you mean? But like Styles have changed so much like how long the dresses were. She got like she she was very modest. So does everyone else have super long dresses? Yeah there were a bunch of man kids back then like there were a bunch of good modest kids. Oh it's Amanda. They're so dorky. What do you mean? I was dorky. I'm right there in the middle. Why everyone else match but y'all two don't? Yeah we I it was my first ever date. I wasn't good at coordinating stuff back then. Trend of Looney Tunes characters comes back and y'all suddenly have a lot of Tweety Birds. What are you talking about? And Bugs Bunny Rejects that because I what are you talking

about what are you talking about? Well, like, okay, back in the '90s, everyone wore Looney Tunes. Yeah, Looney Tunes. Yeah, Tasmanian Devil, Tweety Bird. What kind of pants are these? What are you talking about? There's Marvin the Martian on your pants. I was all about Looney Tunes back then. I was trying to make disco pants, so that's how dorky it was. It was a disco theme. Quit making fun of me. Did you clean the toilet yet again, man? Yes, Leland, get that chicken out of the house. What are you doing with a chicken? Look at it, so big. This is one of our big chicken TX. Oh jeez, he's holding a cat and a chicken. It's okay, I want. I don't want cats. I don't want animals fighting. Put the chicken back. So after we drop off Leland at the dance tonight, what do you want for dinner? Uh, I'm kind of in the mood for some chicken. Alright guys, so I'm on my way to the dance. Um, I got the mountain and I.

got my hoodie. I'm going to spike the drinks, and okay, I'm supposed to wear something nice, but I don't really want to. I don't want to spend money on that for just a stupid dance, so I'm just wearing usual stuff. Mob Dad, where are you? What? Where are you? Oh, well, okay, you got to dress up for homecoming. You got to wear a suit and tie and all. A little late for that. No, no, you got to. You can't wear a t-shirt. It's a little late. She's going to have a dress. She's going to dress up nice for you. It's a little late. You going to dress up? It's homecoming. It's a little late. Give me back my phone. There's a cat. Oh my God, right out here. All right, guys, so we're getting loaded up in the van. Le, come on, we're going to be late. We're going to be late for homecoming, his first-ever high school dance, and he's going to be late. Leland.

Come on, are we going or what? Right, let's go. All right, so we're going to get loaded up in the van. We're going to drop Leland off, like, in front of his school where he's going to meet his date, I guess. It goes on for a few hours, and then we're going to, like, pick him up at, like, 10:00 tonight at the school or again. Are we all going? Is everyone going? Why is everyone going? You can't just wear a t-shirt for homecoming. You can't wear... tell her to get out. You can't wear... you can't wear a t-shirt. Put on a nice shirt. My God. All right, we got everyone. So why are we bringing everyone? I don't know. We all want to. It's a historical moment, I guess. So, historical moment going to be a monument about... yeah. All right, guys, so I'm heading to homecoming. I'm pretty excited. Watch. I do not watch, but okay, guys. Make sure to subscribe to my YouTube channel at Leland Gaming. Uh, I am

starting to post a lot more on there, and I will start posting a ton more when I get my PC. What do you have a DAT? Yeah, CLE me. No, I didn't pay her. I hate clean because, oh yeah, freak you. All right, guys, yeah, so that's why you're not going to a dance with, yeah, 'cause I'm also in middle school. Yeah, they have dances there. Stop fighting back there. True, that's true. So, we're on the way to my brother's homecoming dance, and I don't understand how he do going have a date. Like, he's really boring and rude. Who would like him that much to want to go on a date with him? Like, that's embarrassing. That's ridiculous, and he should even be in high school. He needs to go back to first grade 'cause his IQ is lower than London's. Thank you guys so much for 51,000 subscrib on my [Music] channel. Hey, Leand, did you even buy your data coage? Yeah, well, where is it? It's uh

right here what no no for reals it's London what's a corage dang it he didn't he didn't get her one what are we going to do maybe can pull some flowers all right pull some flow okay pull over we're going to P some flowers flowers and I think there's some at the post office oh okay so we got to get cuz you can't go to a dance without flowers no it was Pok all weird I don't know but there's flowers over here oh you mean some of those sunflowers yeah at sunflowers yeah those are pretty wa we we got to give your date some flowers okay do go get some flowers you making me do this yes go pick some flowers right there they're just right here outside the post office do to get stug St well hopefully he'll well I don't know he's just going to have to told you there there's a flow there's bees everywhere well do you need more than one that's fine it's fine here you

need more than one. I don't want this. You need a couple of flowers. Go get a couple. Fine. No, I'm not going to. There's bees. I'm going to get stung by bees. There's a bunch of bees. You can't just take one. Well, one's better than nothing, but you need to go get more. No, I'm just go get more. Are you actually? You don't drop it. You're breaking it. You better pick good ones. Oh jeez. Okay, that works. No, no, I'm all right. Here's some flowers. Okay, now you got to make it into a corsage for. Okay, here Leland. You can do that. Okay, can you whittle that down into a corsage? Yeah, just do that. You got to give her a flower. It's homecoming. All I hate to say this, guys, but Leland is completely clueless when it comes to homecoming dance. But I was too back in my day, so like probably like sun. I yes. All right, Kale. So had I known you back in high school and I asked you

out to homecoming. Would you have gone out with me? Um, no, because I when you were when you were 16. I was 12. So no. Oh yeah. I guess so. No. I guess that would not have worked. Huh. Yeah. We're four years apart, guys. So we were. I guess that would not have worked. Yeah. So we're at the school where. Okay. Where's the entrance? Where are we? D. Leland off just right here. All right. There's where we watched the game last night. Yeah. Go high school team. Good job. They won last night. We're just dropping them off here. Yeah. I don't see anyone. All right, guys. So I'm like really early on your best behavior, bro. I'm so sick of you. Be on your best behavior. Okay. This is a young lady. This is a young lady who CH. Well, I'm really early, but I'm going to have to like hide this. Cuz shut up and go. Jeez. But I'm like super early, so I'm going to have to like hide this underneath my.

shirt or something. There we go. Uh, it's finally open, and I need to hide this so no one sees it. But I just got off the phone with her, and she's inside the school right now. So, I'm going to put this under my shirt real quick. Um, and then I'm going to go in. This is like the entrance thing, and it's really cool. Um, but I'm going to go inside 'cause, uh, it's finally open. So, let's do this. All right, guys, so we just dropped Leland off at his high school dance. So, I would imagine right now, as I'm filming this, he's there dancing with his date to beautiful music, and there's love in the air and all that stuff. Young love. To be young again. A few hours later. So, it is like 10:00 at night. We got to head into town. We got to go pick up Leland at the high school from his dance, homecoming dance. We're on our way to the school to pick up Leland from homecoming, homecoming dance. Okay, and

it's dark 'cause it's like after 10:00. Yeah, so yesterday there was a homecoming football game, and there's been stuff all week, and this homecoming week. I can barely see you; it's dark in here. There's been a parade, there's been a parade, there's just so much stuff. Yeah, tonight was... tonight's the dance, and Leeland got to go to his first dance, and we're now part of this group car. We're outside the school picking up Leland from his high school dance. Yeah, yeah, there's some kids there, prom dress and all that for homecoming. Oh, this is so weird that we're now in that phase of Parenthood, I guess you can say. I know Leland's not at the high school; he's not there. Leeland got arrested, so we got a phone call off-camera from the police station, so we're going to have to go pick him up. But it's so late that they're not allowed... yeah, it's too... yeah, not at 10:00 at night. I mean, it's so... it's dark. Everyone's

closed now yeah, so we have to wait for like the regular, yeah, we're going to have to pick them up tomorrow, kind of stuff. And so, I'm not happy. This isn't the way, you know, homecoming weekend is supposed to end. And, and it's not the way, this isn't what's supposed to happen at school dances. No, all right. So, we were at the school trying to pick up Leland from, you know, the homecoming dance. Turns out he's not even there at the school anymore. Leland got arrested, guys, at the dance, at the high school dance, at homecoming, because apparently he was trying to spike the punch or something. And so, he got arrested by, I don't know, the police officer, so there at the school. So, he's at the police station now. The trouble is, it's just too late right now. So, yeah, so we can't pick him up. We can't pick them up. We have to wait for like regular office hours or whatever. All right, well, we're back home without Leland. I can't believe

Mission failed. So, so yeah, this is really annoying. So yeah, I guess we're just going to have to go home and you know, leave first thing tomorrow morning to pick up Leland, I guess. Yeah, 'cause it's like overnight. Okay, our kids have gotten arrested, you know, before during the same day, but it's never been overnight. We've never had anyone stay at the police station overnight. Alright guys, well it is 11:00, it's bedtime, and uh, London's sleeping in her room. We have Lyanna sleeping in her room, but Leland is not here. Leland is not in his bed. He's going to be spending the night at the police station. So this is weird, weird as a parent. I'm used to having everyone home, you know, when it's bedtime, when it's time to go to bed. I'm used to having all the kids here at the house, so it's kind of not settling well for me that one of my kids is going to have to spend the night at the police station because

the's doing stupid things at the school dance spike in the punch are you freaking kidding me ah all right so here we are we're driving to the police station to pick up Leela who spent the night at the police station got himself arrested last night at the homecoming dance who does this cuz he was add in Mountain de like who cares he was adding Mountain Dew to the punch there you can't be that conservative like right I mean they said I know they they said he spiked the the punch but it's just Mountain Dew like hello scool don't overreact it's just Mountain d man I I really want that pump that he said that a lot of time all right here we are again picking them up at the police station in our reserved spot right park in our Reserve spot they've got donuts this morning stop asking about Donuts that's good it's Sunday it's the Sabbath they're not going to have Donuts okay go get them hate being here I know we hate you.

too every video we're here now that's what we do. Oh shoot, what? Gosh, why is he tripping over? Gosh, weirdo. Oh, here they come. All right, Le. No, like I'm. You can't. I'm be a freaking Legend. What do you mean you're going to be a legend? So hyper right now from what I'm going to be a legend. What did you do? What? What's going on? Be a legend. He just cares about. I'm going to be a legend. A legend. What are you looking at? Like The Legend of Zelda? What are you? A Legend of. Legend of Zelda. What did they say? Well, they told us to not have kids sneaking in, you know, and what substance to spike the punch at school dances. So you brought in really Mountain Dew? Yeah, that's what got usted. Yeah, so dumb. Whatever. All right, so we just picked up Leland from the police station. You looking at what? Why are you yelling? Stop y. Stop yelling at random people. Your hands and eyes to yourself, cat foodie. Stop. Okay, this is what M de does. You

appar why they B it yeah this is why they ban it right me calm down okay so Leland spent the night at the police station but he at least was it a good date like you I'm talking to you stop yell okay did you did you have a good first date though was okay okay leand was it a good stop L was the dance fun yeah was the dance fun did you did you behave for your date I got dumped probably cuz you got to rest in the middle of the dance she had no one to take her home all right leand what do you have to say to yourself stop yeah leand okay close that window close that there's people in the street this is embarrassing okay stop yelling at people hey stop looking at me the looking at you because you keep yell out the freaking window what are you looking at stop it stop looking at me stop it do you have a good TW again

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