people always say that knowledge is power, and obviously, a lot of power may not be a good thing. We're seeing that power rise with AI, crypto, and stupid TV shows, and today is no different because Tony Stark musters a suit that is literally eating him alive like a chicken breast and the dark hold Iron Man one shot. So, the story starts at around the time Tony got shrapnel in his heart and obviously constructed the iconic Mark 1 suit. But here's the difference: when Pepper, Happy, and Jarvis found Tony in a suit and they started to take it off, Tony emphasized that the chess piece was the only one that could stay because it was keeping him alive. And he started jerking himself off like a weasel explaining how this suit could be more than just armor but also a weapon. So, he tells his friends to skedaddle while he starts working, but Pepper decides to stay in the building just to study everything there is about biomedical technology, but that's more useless than paying for tickets to watch

her Detroit Pistons game because this technology Tony is making is out of her league. Because he wakes her up, it reveals the improvements in his new suit, and is that his suit can now work as a mobile hospital and can cure any injury or disease you have because it can fix you up within the suit. For example, his arm got some busted bones a while ago, but the suit fixed it, so he asked Pepper to take off the glove to see what it looks like, and Tony reveals his arm without any skin, and everyone just bolts to Tony as if the new Avengers trailer just dropped and put the glove back on. But he's as cool as a cucumber because he doesn't care about losing some skin because apparently the reason why that happened is that the suit thought his skin was not good enough to protect him, so the suit replaced the skin with the damn suit. That's like saying if you get rid of your eyelids, you'll never have to sleep. So after Tony spewed out that stupid juice, he says that he's gonna go.

back to work, and Pepper is going to help him this time. So, they start working and get closer, and Tony goes through a wet fart monologue about how he wants to be more than a manufacturer, but a hero to the world as well, and how God gave him a purpose, blah blah blah. But the cherry on top is when Tony confesses his love to Pepper and sees that he's done waiting for a chance to be with her. So, they kiss as if they're eating each other, and Tony, with his Iron Fist, does this garbage. And you would think bagging a chick would make Tony value his life a little bit more, but it didn't. Because after Jarvis served food to these lovebirds, he was shocked to witness Tony putting on the suit again, but this time he's spewing milk from every crevice of the suit. But things take a turn for the goofy when he locked down his lap and tells everyone not to disturb him while he keeps working. And eventually, Pepper in the sky finds out that the suit is eating his

whole body this time. Wires are connecting to his brain. The skull is made of iron. He's basically turning into an actual Mega Man. So, they try to stop him, but Tony instead just kidnaps Happy and Jarvis and chucks them in a suit as well because he'll help them. But the thing is that they start getting greasy. But on top of that, Tony starts releasing his suits to the public for people to just enter. And Pepper is stressed out of her mind because of this. But there's no need to stress anymore because this semen dumpster of a hero grabs Pepper by the shoulder and guides her to a suit specifically tailored to her body. And that's about it. Subscribe and I'll see you later.

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