and then she says to me, I don't think that's the North phone ready. I got a package for you, and I got a package for you. That's not funny. Can we at least get the Secret Santa going? It's already eight, Fred. Come on, we gotta start wrapping it up. My babysitter keeps texting me. Just a sec. Oh, that's great. Can you say it again? What [Music]? Can you tell me you like me? I like you. Tell me you love me. I love you. Okay, maybe um, I stand up, turn around, and say it again. You want me to stand up? Yeah [Music]. How you doing, Freddy? Not too good. That's okay, I get it. Jerking off to underage girls on live video chats is one thing. When it's played back, though, kind of loses its magic. Who is this? Check your email. You should have received a message from me. I need you to open the email and click on the link. Are you the one that sent me the package? Listen, please don't do this. Look, I I can

pay open the email and click on the link, Freddy. Okay, look, if this is some sort of a ransomware thing or trying to get money out of me, listen, you obviously don't know me, because if you did, you'd already know I don't give a about money. Do what I'm telling you, or I'm sending the video to the FBI. Wait, no, Brad, I've got to go. I'm just wrapping up in here. Then you have to ask Trish to do the secret Santa, because I need to get home. Okay, okay, fine. Okay, good. Yeah, Freddie, I need you to pay attention. What are you doing in there? Are you on the phone? Merry Christmas, and I'll see you 2016. Open the email and click on the link. You know this isn't going to get past our ID guys. That's what I'm counting on. Okay, I just clicked it. Are we done? Get the USB from the envelope. I left instructions on how to archive your inbox. Copy the dot PST file to the thumb drive.

inbox. I'm an attorney pal. That inbox is full of sensitive client information. Hear me. Hello. I was just taking a moment to think about whether or not I give a. I don't. All right, so what are you gonna do with my emails once you do cam once you're finished. Leave all your personal effects in your office. Your phone, your fitbit, your smart watch, anything with an on-off switch. Then bring the USB drive to Grand Central. You know this isn't just gonna destroy me. It's gonna destroy the people that work for me, my firm, their families, everyone. Keep this phone on you. Expect another call when you get there. Who the is this? This is Mr. Robot. [Music] [Music] Can you believe that not long ago we were talking about an economic collapse on par with the Great Depression? Especially hard to believe given the November jobs report that was released on Friday. Over 400,000 jobs were added. This really shows the resilience of Ecorp and their CTO Tyrell Wellick. If it weren't for their data recovery and

their ecoin loan program. We wouldn't be enjoying the turnaround we're experiencing right now. A quote from the chair of the Federal Reserve seems to echo public opinion: sometimes the good guys really do come out on top. Uh, hey, walk to the furthest kiosk. [Music] Okay, get in line. [Music] Okay, I'm here. I'm in line. Don't get freaked out. You're being tailed. What? Why? They want to know who you're meeting. I'll take care of them right now. Okay, I need you to stop looking around like you're a coked-up Henry Hill, all right? I actually did something. What? It's a blow, you know. Some of the girls had some with the party and that, you know, the Christmas party or a lot. What? How much did you do? Little or a lot. Oh man, I don't know right now. It's just a lot. Okay, take a breath, Freddy. We're gonna get through this. [Music] Wait a second, where are you anyway? As far as you're concerned, I'm

everywhere. What does that even mean? It means I own the entire station. [Music] Buy a ticket home. No, I don't want these guys to know where I live. Trust me, Freddie, they already know. All right, um, I'd like to first return to Bristol, please. Okay, I got it. All right, I'm gonna head to the train, but we're gonna take the long way. I want you to walk past the clock, go towards the Hudson News, take out all your cash, give it to the guy in the Santa house. Why we gotta buy time? Hold it into a ball, make a fist, toss it in the case, don't stop, keep going, make a right, and head to the tracks. So you haven't followed me, haven't you? No, I've been waiting for you on the train. [Music] [Music] Who the are you, and I answered that already. Don't think you need the phone anymore. [Music] Do [Music]

Instructions For Your Survival | Mr. Robot

Instructions For Your Survival | Mr. Robot