grandma might still be alive in there, so he takes scissors instead. He jams it into those guts and snips, snip, snip. She keeps ripping the wolf open. The wolf's screaming, You don't care. Out comes the grandma and Little Red Riding Hood holding hands, and there's not a scratch on their bodies. Thank God. So now is when the story gets really weird because Little Red Riding Hood gets this brilliant idea. So the hunter and Little Red Riding Hood would take these big rocks, and they stick them into the wolf's belly, and they sew it closed. Okay, so when the wolf tries to run away, he bleeds out right in front of them, just bang, drops dead on the floor. Now you got to keep in mind reading this to my five-year-old daughter. She says to me, Daddy, when you heard the story, you were a little boy. Were you scared? I said, No. She said, Why not? So I look her right in the eye and I say, Because I am the Hunter.

When's the last time you read the Little Red Riding? When I was a kid in school, I read into my little daughter the other night. It's a [__] crazy story. I mean, you remember there's this big bad wolf, yeah, and he eats the grandmother and the Easter little girl. So, he's really [__] happy with himself because he thinks he won, yeah. But, uh, you remember what happens next? No. Well, I didn't either. Well, this is Hunter that walks by. He hears really loud snoring coming from the house. He figures, Oh, I better check on the old lady. So, he opens the door and he looks inside. What do you think he sees in there? Well, he sees the big bad wolf asleep on the Grandma's bed. I mean, like he [__] owns the house. He can't believe it. So, he shotgun, yeah, sticks it right between the wolf's eyes, and he's just about to pull the trigger. He's gonna do it, and he stops. He realizes, Whoa, wait a minute, the

The Idol - Little Red Riding Hood Scene with Chaim and Tedros

The Idol - Little Red Riding Hood Scene with Chaim and Tedros

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