Foreign... mister, I'll deal with this mess personally.

I very much regret that your husband's bravery can't be publicly celebrated. I hope you understand. I didn't even know...

he wasn't with his squad. I'm so sorry. I can't say more. I would like to present you with this

medal of valor. And if you look closely on the back, there's a number. The nature of it is

your choice. Just tell the operator "Oxford's not brogues," and then I'll know it's you.

It's your name, man. I'd say you take care of this exit. Yeah, yeah. Now we're going to nick his car.

Just stole my... No, I can't... abilities disrespecting me. [Music] Foreign...

There is no such thing as honor amongst thieves. Now you can start giving me some names of the boys you were with,

or you go down. It's up to you.  One... exercise my right to a phone call. Well, I hope it's to your mum,

to tell her you're going to be 18 months late for your dinner. Customer complaints, how may I help you?

Um, "Oxford's not brogues." [Music] Exit. Who are you? My name is Harry Hart, and I gave you that medal.

Your father saved my life. So, before he was a tailor... were you in the army? So where were you posted? Iraq or

something? Sorry, exit classified. But my dad saved your life. Yeah. And if it weren't for his courage, my mistake would

have cost the lives of every man present. And having read your files, I think you'd be bitterly disappointed in the choices

You've made... you can't talk to me like that. Huge IQ, great performance at primary school, and it all went tits up. First prize

regional under-tens gymnastics, two years in a row. Your coach had you pegged as Olympic team material. Yeah, well, when you

go around someone like my stepfather, you pick up new hobbies pretty quickly. And, of course, it's always someone else's fault.

Who's to blame for you quitting the Marines? You're halfway through training, doing brilliantly, but you gave up

because my mum went mental, banging on about losing me as well as my dad. And he's born with the same silver

spoon up his arse. We do just as well as you, if not better. [Music] For taking a piss,

some more examples of young men who simply need a silver suppository. Nah, there are exceptions. Common nonsense.

Free haven't finished our drinks after you...  Knitsy's car... Dean says you're a fair guy and you don't give a [ __ ] what your mum

says. Um, listen, boys, I've had a rather emotional day. I'd appreciate it enormously if you could just leave us in

peace until I finish this lovely pint of Guinness. You should get out of here. Granted, you'll get a... No, you ain't joking. You

should go. Excuse me, if you're looking for another rent boy, they're on the corner of Smith Street.

Manners maketh man. Do you know what that means? [Music] And let me teach you a lesson.

[Music] Thank you. We're going to stand around here all day, or are we going to fight?

[Music] [Music] Foreign [Music] No, please. I won't say anything. I swear, if

there's one thing I can do, it's keep my mouth shut. You won't tell us... So after Fitz, I've never grasped anyone up. Is

That's a promise on my life. Much appreciated, Eggsy. Best of luck with everything. Tell me, his name is...

[Music] I have enough evidence on your activities to have you locked up for the rest of your life, Mr. Dean Anthony Bacon.

The... so I suggest you leave the boy alone, or I shall be forced to deliver it

to the appropriate authorities. Exit. Meet me at the tailor I told you about. What the...

[Music] What do you see? Someone wants to know what the... is going on.

I see a young man with potential. Only in this case, I'm offering you the opportunity to become a Kingsman.

Like a spy of sorts. Interested? You think I've got anything to lose? [Music] Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Merlin.

You are about to embark on what is probably the most dangerous job interview in the world. One of you, and

only one of you, will become the next Lancelot. Canada. [Music] This is a shower here.

[Music] ... [Music] ... [Music] ... [Music] ... Congratulations on completing your first

task, Charlie. Roxy, well done. For those of you who are still confused, if you can get a breathing tube around a

U-bend of a toilet, you have an unlimited air supply. Exit. Well done for spotting that. That was a

two-way mirror. It's probably seen enough of them. Yeah, you can all wipe those smirks off your face.

Can I help you? Yes, I have a question about anthropogenic force. Oh, really? Well, it's actually quite fascinating.

My colleague died trying to rescue you, and I'm sure you saw how well-trained he was, so I suggest you tell me who

kidnapped you, and why they let you go, I have no idea what the... uh, nothing

else to say but it was like I barely touched you guys. Well, the good news is the emergency

services you're gonna pick up, pick up wherever you go. Your dog goes, you will care for it, you will teach it,

and by the time it's fully trained, so will you be. Those of you who are still here, that is. MRI shows no signs of

concussion nor direct brain trauma at all. How much longer can you be at...? That's the million-dollar

[Music] Come on! I'm not coming after you, baby. Oh, shoot! You've got it. We'll

...shoot you. Merlin said we're not allowed to hold you. Um, the mission is to land in the target

without the radar detecting you. If I read you on the radar or you miss the target, you go home.

Is that understood? [Music] [Music] You really think it was going to be that straightforward? Any idiot can read a

heads-up display. A Kingsman agent needs to be able to solve problems under pressure, like what to do when one of your group

has no parachute. Coming under the radar, I hope not to be scraping one of the others. You too,

come on! 50 seconds. All right. [Music] Christmas! Okay, okay. You don't land in the K, you're not in

the K, Rufus! You opened too soon! You're all over the radar! All three of you, pack your bags, go

home. Actually, the explosion was caused by an implant in his neck, here, under this car. Did my hardware pick up the signal that

triggered it? Fortunately, yes. Unfortunately, the IP address I traced it to is registered to the island team.

Corporation, it's not much of a lead; there are millions of employers worldwide, but Richmond Valentine is a genius.

Did you not see his announcement today? We each spend, on average, two thousand dollars a year on cell phone and

internet usage. It gives me great pleasure to announce those days are over. As of tomorrow, every man, woman, and child can claim a free SIM

card, compatible with any cell phone, any computer, and utilize my communications network for free. Free calls, free internet for everyone.

Is direct connection, but I'll keep looking. Oh, by the way, uh, the ever-growing list of missing persons now includes

Scandinavian royalty: Royal Crown Princess Tilde. Just let me out, you psycho! I told you you're free to go anytime you want, as

I don't agree, and I am never ever going to agree. In other news, people all over the

world are lining up day and night to get their free SIM cards. This unprecedented giveaway by the philanthropist Richmond Valentine

has already seen over a billion cards distributed. At ease. So we thought we were done for the day, huh? Who's this?

Your target. Your mission is to use your NLP training to win over the individual in the photograph in your envelope. And when I

say 'win over,' I do mean in the biblical sense.

a much easier way to guarantee getting someone home, or even something stronger. [Music] Knife and save your life.

My employer's got two questions for you: What the [ __ ] is Kingsman, and who's

Hello? Yeah, I just killed two of your friends. To give me the same [ __ ] answer [ __ ]

Donald Trump. Congratulations! Bloody well done. These Kingsman really are worth dying for. It [ __ ] isn't [ __ ] I'll tell you what.

You want, please? Just the king is Arthur. Arthur, thank you, Charlie. Much appreciated. [Music] Percival, congratulations! Your candidates

have reached the final stage of the testing process. As tradition allows, you now have 24 hours to spend with them.

That is sick! Well, it's coated with one of the fastest-acting neurotoxins known to man, so very

carefully now. I've had a lot of fun with this one; one of our finest examples of chemical engineering

and poison. Homeless when ingested, but at a time convenient to you, can be remotely activated. Primed

lethal. What about these? What do these do? Electrocute? That'd be ridiculous! It's a hand grenade. Shut up! And what about him?

What makes him so special? Nothing. The technology is caught up with the spy world. Put it back. Exit. Home.

Pretty dog. What's his name? JB. Take it. Shoot the dog! [Music] This weapon is live. Shoot the dog!

Give me the gun! [Music] At least the girl's got balls. You throw away your biggest opportunity over a [redacted] dog.

You shot a dog just to get a [redacted] job? Yes, I did. Mr. Pickle here reminds me of that every

time I take a [redacted]. You're talking that is stuffed [redacted] freak! No, I shot my dog and then

I brought him home and continued to care for him for the next 11 years until he died of pancreatitis. What? It was a blank

exit. It was a [redacted] blank. Hurry! Listen to this. Valentine's at last, saying something of note.

You know what I love about pen and paper? Nobody can hack into this [redacted].

Point is, if I test goes well at the church tomorrow, we are good to go. Sauce Glade Mission Church.

Maryland, get the plane ready. I'm so sorry, you should be... you just stay right now. So let's mess up.

When I get back to you, bear witness. You see Valentine anywhere? So my friend, although he is a just God, he is justly...

Everything? You sure we're out of range? We're over a thousand feet away. What's wrong? What is...

The calculations are wrong. You just have to trust me. Oh yeah, he's leaving. I'm starting the test now.

Hope another of these freaks to have our theme cards machine. [Music] Come on, can you hear me? Hurry!

Hurry! What the heck is going on? I didn't expect it to be that effective. What kind of response...

100! So everyone's been affected, whether they have a SIM card or not. And we get the added benefit of wiping out the king.

동네 깡패들에게 주먹으로 매너를 알려주는 중년의 신사 "매너가 사람을 만든다" 최고의 명대사를 남긴 레전드 영화!! [결말포함/영화리뷰]

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