[Music] My team and I have built something remarkable, so Raven's Banquet is ready to launch. They

even said it is absolutely stunning! Poppy, this expansion is going to blow them away. But are we

sure that we're finished? Nobody remembers 'almost perfect', do they? It's like, oh this, okay now what's this? Pop, that's a

shovel. Engineers like it, it's not entirely cool. Counting's on three, marketing's on two, tech support's on six, and this, this is

where the magic happens. As my assistant, I'm gonna need you to take copious notes because you see, the

staff meeting is, uh, well it's a crucial part of how this place runs and, uh, I'm at the head of it. Oh, is that the

meeting you're talking about? Uh, no, no that can't be because they wouldn't do it without me. Why are they all

meeting without me? Who's this? Oh, uh, this is Joe. She's my new assistant. Joe, this is the team. Hi!

Ayan, entries delay the launch. No, I’m on time and on budget, remember? Well, this is my legacy. A legacy I would

Legacy? Whatever, it's not my legacy. Now we have a couple more days until code lock, right? So just let me noodle, just

let me noodle on this one little thing. Just let me noodle. Let me know, are you having another meeting without

us? Ing games? This is the best job I've ever had! But if you want people to like your

shovel, forget the critics. There's only one person you need to appeal to. Oh yeah, not um,

yeah, he's a real piece of work, but he's a 14-year-old boy. Do you think he's

really gonna understand the subtle nuances? 14-year-olds these days are much more savvy than you think. Your shovel's

Incredible, right? Yeah, absolutely. Can you wrap it up? What the [ __ ] I'm streaming though. Okay, well can you just

pause it or no? I can't pause it in front of 10 million [ __ ] people.

What do you think about that? Quite right, isn't it? What are you doing? Good news, I have turned the shovel into a weapon, so now

it's dual purpose. This is something that people are gonna buy. Check this out! No, I don't want the shovel to

kill people. I just want it to dig. Do you have any idea what the TTP on an item like this is gonna be? Yeah, it's

gonna be like... TTP, guys! It's the time it takes for a

player to use a new item. To make a penis? Yes, I know what TTP is. Yeah, David, stop

mansplaining. Why are we all here? You are not just denying to play; you are also that eight-year-old boy and I just

think she turned me into the known. Didn't she turn me back to the night? David, don't! Yeah, David, don't. David, David

switch me back! No, David, David, David! No, I feel like I'm in the middle of my parents' divorce again. You know when I'm

forced to take sides? I don't know, David, because I'm not a therapist. This is human resources.

I tried to take a dig, but it won't let me. Just weak sauce, seriously! A dig? That's all you can think of to do with

it? Thank you, iron shovel! The best new weapon in the game. The wood nymph is the loot crate that gets them to buy it

because I don't want to sell the iron shovel. I want to sell my shovel, but your shovel sucks. I mean, I think it is. I actually

don't know the difference, but I didn't like it, and he seems to have a pretty good grip on what dorks like. You knew

Booty wouldn't like it. Yeah, of course I did, but I mean you knew that too, right? You're always three steps ahead. Put it

in puppies. You are such an [ __ ] and now you're caught up. I thought everyone knew. Yeah, I did too.

So this is me asking you if you feel the same. I don't know, do you think that'll work? I

don't know. This is your thing, isn't it? You're Human Resources; you're supposed to help with work-related personal problems.

Dear God, you work with this person? Oh, are you already in a session? No, actually, sorry, I was just feeling kind

of depressed. That's okay, I'll come back. No, do not come back! We're gonna take your shovel and we're

gonna put it into a sexy new Loot Crate. Poppy's already on board. No, no, Carol, I

am not coding his [ __ ]. We should code lock, let QA do final verification, and then just release the shovel as David.

The shovel is not ready as is. Okay, I just need a little bit more time. Expansion goes live on Monday; it's

Friday at 5 PM. He's gonna ask you to push it. No, no, he's not. He actually promised me he wasn't

going to ask me to push the expansion. David, I'm going to ask you to push the expansion. What? No, no, no, no, no, no, you

said there wasn't enough time. There isn't. We don't, and I lied. You're [ __ ].

Me? Yes. Okay, I choose Mom. Poppy [ __ ]. I choose Poppy is what I

meant. You know what? You want to ruin the game? Don't trust me. What do I know about

you? You made the right decision, David. You did a good thing. Thanks, Mom. A Poppy connector game? Why couldn't you just let me have this?

One thing I appreciate about all this is that I wanted one thing all game that I could point to and say

that's mine. Seriously, that's it! Bobby, the entire game is yours; you're the one that built

it. You're a brilliant painter, okay? And I'm your favorite brush. I'm just like some tool that you use to create

your masterpiece. I'm just the guy who stands behind you and tells you what to paint, but you're the one that actually makes

it happen. I wish I could do that, but I can't. I need you to help me stop by adding an acceleration curve on

the front end to get away from the big mode with smaller pulses at the finish so you get that like

crunch sensation and boost the initial velocity of the blood particles that impact. I'll make it cooler. Yeah, that'll make it cooler.

Raven's Banquet is a straight-up masterpiece. Oh my God! The thing that I love most is the shop.

Reddit, Steam, Kotaku— all positive, and we're selling thousands of shovels every hour. Biggest item in the game, so

congrats to you! Well, okay, you have done it again. You have turned my vision, and I could not be more proud. But of

course, I could not have done this without my muse, my partner, really. In fact, I want to bring her up here.

Where is she? There, pop! He's talking about the shovel. There she is! Hello! [Applause]

To the shovel! Don't let the quest [Applause] for money questions just calm down a bit and be patient.

Okay, I'm not stopping. Just stop asking about the mask, man. Just stop asking about it. You know now is not the time until MQ

comes up with some answers, real solid stuff. We're gonna be here waiting. The mystery continues, and there it is.

foreign [Music] Enchanted Forest, we don't need that and we don't need you, okay?

No, I don't think now is the right time. They're not revealing it because they don't know. We settled on his identity years ago. When it is, we will let you know. Now can we please just get back to work? You think they bought it? I don't know.

But damn, I made a big deal out of this stupid thing. We better figure out who the masked man is fast, or we are [__].

[__] Obviously, when he takes off the mask, it must be emotional, or no one will care.

Right, foreign guys know I'm all about the positivity, but I recently got some serious hate from MQ, and I'm just wondering why. Why?

They would hate on me when I play their game like 24/7. It says make everyone's day, kill you.

Guys, see what it says, Joe? Thank you. Why would you send this to a 14-year-old boy?

It works! I used it on my bully, Shannon, in high school. She didn't commit suicide, but she tried.

Yeah, Joe, in that scenario, I don't think Shannon was the bully's. Damn, I just wish he had thought of this plan earlier. Could have enjoyed it longer. Oh well, I'm going home.

Oh my God, he shut down the store and made everything free! As we speak, thousands of super leveled up players are churning through the new Ravens banquet content like it's wet tissue paper. That's worse. Okay, that's worse. Don't panic, it's cool.

Can you just turn the prices back on? Brad's the only one with financial access privileges. Where is everybody?

Brad sent them home. He said without him, you don't have the money to pay for a full programming team, so they left.

I guess right now you must be realizing that you need Brad. Shut up, Michelle! You paid me a thousand dollars to say that.

Yeah, Mr. Grimm, is it true that you told your father that you would take every last cent he had? I don't know.

Is it true that I [ __ ] your mom? How did he find out about the lawsuit?

I leaked it to him. Why? Why would you do that? Because you sued your own dad! That's so badass! If you would treat your

own father like that, imagine what you're gonna do to a little piece of [ __ ] like

Pootie. The Masked Man is the story of a father and a son. Interesting, huh? Go on.

The father's a villain who represents the dark side, but he has a son, a new character, and the son is the light. They're destined to

duel. That is Star Wars! Star Wars? Yeah, the movie came out in the 70s, like one of the biggest ever.

Again, but it still needs something, doesn't it? We need something unique that unifies the story. We need a

Death Star. Death Star! Foreign, please can you just turn the prices back on? Yeah, yeah, I already did that. You did?

You caved? No, no, I didn't agree. Don, the masked man of the casino, so I got

everything I wanted. Okay, because the masked man was a walking casino anyway, you know, a loot giver, a

loot taker. Check this out: the Masked Man's Hall of Games and Chants, guys! It's the perfect fusion of art and

commerce. That iron? Don't you hate Brad? Hate him! Oh yeah, I do hate him. Yeah, I feel

nothing for him. He's a sociopath. Why? Tonight! Oh yeah, the masked man is the White Knight's father. Wow, like Star Wars! It is.

A bit like Star Wars, yeah. I was hoping you wouldn't know. This is sweet, sweet. Yeah, okay, I'll see you tomorrow. All right.

Peace out, girls! Get out. [Music] I know you're wondering why I have not been streaming Mythic Quest today, so I...

think it's time for a change. Oh geez, as sad as it is, I will no longer be streaming Mythic Quest ever again. I cannot believe I'm doing this. You're looking at this wrong; pretty drove a ton of traffic, but we had no control over them.

If we get the right streamer to play MQ, then we're in charge of the messenger and the message. You know, this campaign has everything that I love about taking control and the sickest graphics of any MMORPG games.

I can't believe that companies are straight up paying kids these days. Like, why aren't gamers losing their [ __ ]? Okay, come on, don't be naive. All right, even fans know streamers make these arrangements.

We're gonna have to pony up if we want quality. What exactly passes for quality here? You guys want to see a little bit of fire? Okay, I love you guys. Thank you so much.

Remember guys, laugh out loud, live out loud, love out loud. What a [ __ ] douchebag! Yeah, he's a piece of [ __ ]. It's LOL Trevor though; it's got a rock-solid fan base.

Okay, I'll handle the negotiation. We're gonna go in there, we're gonna give him the terms, and then we're gonna leave before we can answer. Standard power play today.

Yeah, I think I'm done dealing in dollars. I deal in percentages now. Excuse me.

He said he's done dealing in dollars; he deals in percentages. No, I heard what he said. I'm selling your weapons. I'm on...

Gross points ten percent if he's selling your weapons. He won't. I already said again what just happened.

It would appear he gave you the terms and then left before you could answer. It's a standard power play.

Absence leaves me wandering the halls feeling a bit unmoored. What do you do exactly?

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