hello Aries, why are you home so early? Uh, nowhere. Um, I mean to grout the tub. Hi, snow ice blue Aqua Velva aftershave, like the kind they have at the Country Club. That's weird. If I come over there and smile your face, will it smell ice blue? No, fine, yes. I was at the Country Club, guys. You said you were gonna cancel the membership. I was, but wait, why are you home? Well, you're going shopping for a thousand-year-old egg. It hatched. Oh, hatched. Is Melrose Place on right now? I don't know. So if I go over there and put my hand on the TV, will it be warm? No. Okay, fine. I was watching Melrose Place. God knew I liked it. Okay, I like all of it. Melrose Place, rollerblading, mac and cheese. It's so easy to make. You just add water. It's cheese from water. It's okay for us to like the stuff. I hate that I like it, and I hate that I am too weak to give it up.

I keep telling the boys to hold on to their identity, but I can't even do it myself. They have me, Lois, just a Chipwich-eating American couch lady. Jessica, we are now losing our identity, Mom. I don't care if you get mad at me. I don't want to be Chyna. I want to beat your makeup. I see to have him to okay fine B Jamaica. What's the point? Yes, same job. Look at my painting of an ancient Chinese village. Keiko later feed the Chinese symbol for refrigerator. It's both art and a label. You're so clever. You're so detailed. It's really taking me there. Thanks. You know if we partner up, we can both get on the fridge. That's a great idea. Let's turn around hurts this [Music]. She'll be seeing Kokomo again. It was fun once, Dave. Simmer down, Walter. Long. I am so glad I switched back to Jamaica. It's just so much going on in China. I mean, you think Greece would've been cooler. You know, China just has like pandas and

what's cool about pandas. They're all like, What does China museum? We're just joking around. Oh well, I like jokes. Explain to me what's so funny so I can laugh. - I think Trench is nothing friend to top himself. You said a joke about China, and I wanna know what he meant by it. Should be involved still just an white African. Where is our Chinese Jamaican Jessica? Don't be making fun of China. I'm Chinese trend. No, it's cool a while. You can see from space China. We got five thousand year history doc. It's your chief export Barbados the chronic. Actually, it's electrical components a word. You know who makes him into stereos China. 7,000 and ordens you love so much just do it. Just made it in China. I didn't think he was listening. See, I told you our boys are going to be okay. This wouldn't be happening if I still had your makeup Ron Topanga. [Music] Hey mom, I got my world cultures. They report back. You need to sign it. You got an F. I spent

so much time schooling Trent on China. Then I never did my Jamaica presentation. The time can be better to show her this. That must feel bad, my dog. This move, this belongs up here. I'm proud of you, Eddie. Oh, thanks, mom. Come on, you look out. Oh, ah.

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