Cooper, how were your exams? Didn't take them yet? That's a bunch of crap.

He took them yesterday. Shut the f**k up, b***h! What'd you just say, boy!

Young man! Where'd you learn to speak like that! What! Serves you right, b***h!

Shut up! What? He cussed first. No, you cussed first! Crap is a cuss word, too!

Crap isn't a cuss word? That's a bad word, too. You kids cuss again at this table

and I'm gonna kick you out. Got it? Then can I cuss outside of this table?

The heck do you think, dumbass? I told you to shut up, b***h!

Cooper!!!!! She called me a dumbass first! Why're you only giving me crap!

You don't cuss in any situation, you got that? Then what the heck do I do when I'm pissed?

What do you think? Let it go! What if somebody cusses at me? Just let it go!

What if somebody hits me? Let that go, too. What if somebody kidnaps, rapes me then tosses my body into the Han River?

For f**k's sake!! Honey!! What the hell is this school teaching this boy!

Just let it go. What? You told me to let it go no matter how angry I am.

You son of a b***h!!! If I'm a son of a b***h, you're a b***h, right?

What'd you say!!! You got a point. Both of you, stop! Just look at this household.

You quit running your mouth and be quiet. Okay? It's your fault that the kids are like this.

No, it's the school's fault! What the heck are they teaching him there, Cooper?

What! Where'd you learn to speak like that? Be honest! I heard Pop say it. Told you!

When did I cuss, boy?? You're always calling Mom a bitch when you're having sex!

Wha- what are you talking about! You, that's...!! I didn't mean that!

Then what did it mean? Can you cuss if you don't mean it? No, I me-...

Hey, f***er! What's this b**** on about? I don't mean it. Actually, I do.

No, boy, th- those are filler words! That's right, filler words!

F***, I can use cuss words as filler words? You shut your mouth!

F***, it's just a filler word! You said it's okay to use cuss words as filler words!

God f***ing d*** it! I told you to get a vasectomy! When the heck did you say that!

Don't you remember? When I wrote you my first letter when I was 3? My beautiful little princess wrote me her first letter~ ^0^

Let's see what she wrote~ ^0^ Daddy~ get a vasectomy >< Yeah, you did.

My little girl used to be smart. Now you're just an airhead.

The hell would I answer that, a**hole? You don't know cuz you're an airhead!

No, I do know! Who doesn't know that? Prove it, you moron! Daddy! Do something about him!

Yoonjung, you do know the answer, right? That's not important right now!

Yoonjung, you were in the gifted students class in Kindergarten. Mom, you know I'm weak at math!

She doesn't know! She doesn't know! Moron!!!!  I told you to quit cussing, you little sh*t!

Why not!! It was just a filler word! Yoonjung, think carefully. It's a very simple problem.

Can I use my fingers? No! I'm really weak at math! Yoonjung, do the multiplication first!

Don't tell her the answer!! The multiplication first? Multiplication first... What was the problem again?

2 + 4 x 4. 2 + 4 x 4... 4 x 1 is 4, 4 x 2 = 8

4 x 3... 4 x 3... 12... That's it! You can do it!

Keep going! 10... 14...? Um... 16! That's it, baby!
You're almost there!

Just a bit more!
Just a bit more! I'm really weak at math! You're almost there.

4 x 4? 16?! That's it!
That's my baby! You're almost there,
just add 2.

No, I really hate these kinds of things! She doesn't know!
She doesn't know!

She's a god dang moron! Yoonjung, add two!
Just add two!

Yoonjung, you're almost there! Hang in there, baby! You can do it!!

I don't know why you're making me do this! Moron!! Dumb as a chicken!!

Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck!! Yoonjung, look at me. One, two, two fingers!

Just add that! Don't tell her the answer! Do what with 2? Add it?

That's it, add it! Add 2 to 16! Yoonjung, you have to be calm!

Add 2! Add 2 to 16! That makes it even harder! I'm counting down!!

- 3!!
- Yoonjung! You can do it! Just add 2!!

- 2!!
- Yoonjung, look mommy in the eyes. Add 2 to 16!

1~~~~~~~~~~~ Ding~~~~~~~! I don't know, 18!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

※The Korean pronunciation for 18 is similar to the pronunciation for the F word. What... You... you solved it?

Yes, Yoonjung! You solved it! 18!! Yoonjung! Yes, the answer is 18!

I'm so proud of you, baby! It's 18, 18!!! Baby, our daughter isn't a moron after all!

My words exactly!!! We were so worried you couldn't solve it! 18 for real! Oh, 18~~~~~~

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