[ __ ] in got no one in there good job [Music] good [Music] job like what does honking do Vehicles can so can I yellow red uh-huh something something sun and eyes it's a great place to stand okay what happens when the Habit has you figuratively by the balls wrong way dick cheese pedestrians can so can I look at that don't even look who needs to look [ __ ] trash collectors [ __ ] so difficult to do that wrong way dumbass wrong way dumb [ __ ] wrong way ass clown wrong way W car Long Way pork chop yane 2077 21c good [Music] job hoay someone who led n that guy didn't run the light at all wrong way dummy wrong way dumb [ __ ] wrong way come catch you wrong way [ __ ] [ __ ] where is the sidewalk sidewalk is on your left hello hello very good it's a great place to

Lane is for the wrong way, dum dum. Good job, good job. Tango 47A 465 Charlie blocking the bike lane. Where's the walkway? Doesn't say walk, but cyclists are entitled. Guess we don't know how bike lanes work. All that room, wrong way dum [__] wrong way. Come catcha. Don't mean to surprise you, but this is a bike [Music] lane. Yep, don't even let them cross. What time did you gain? You know you're supposed to let them cross, right? You do, but you don't. H idiots, good job. Why are you dumb [__] phone zombie? Hey phone zombie, pay attention. Sorry bro, don't mean to be on the phone, but I can't live without it. It's a nice bike you got there. It's a great place to stand. Yep, Tango 767 803 Charlie wrong way dingdong. It's a great place to have a conversation [__] idiot. Yep, good job bike lanes. How do they work?

your voice anyway. Before I got you mixed up with a dude that's on TikTok that he used to ride, but he rides the one wheel. Oh yeah, yeah. At first, I thought it was you, and I was like, Nah, nah. And then now I hear your voice. You just made my day, bro. You take it easy, all right, man? You too. Where is the sidewalk? I'm starting to get like that too in my videos. You hear that? Yeah. People don't think, but my favorite line is, That's a nice biking wrong way, dumb. Oh my God. But I like that. Oh yeah, like people take their time crossing the street when it's not that light. Good job, wrong way idiot. 5 kilo 67. Good job, good job, phone zombie, no signals. You're not right. Yeah, I am. Why? 'Cause you're on the phone while writing. I'm doing work. That's not a good excuse. That's not a valid excuse. You're

they can, so can I. No one's forcing you to watch my channel. And green, green, thank you 'cause we're a selfish driver today. Touch my car and see what happens. Thanks for outing yourself to be a stupid and inconsiderate driver. How about we look not our light, but we trust Humanity. I wish I could be that blissfully ignorant. Wrong way, dum dum. It's a packed City, what do you expect? Yeah, that's the excuse we're going with. It's a packed City, so they can do whatever they want. I expect people to be responsible for their own actions. Silly me. Jellyfish Powers go. Hi everyone, I'd like to thank you all for watching the video. I also like to thank my newest patreon supporter, Douglas M. Thank you so, so much for your support. Thanks once again and continue being awesome. [Music] a [Music]

people's feelings. You know the haters, all they're doing is helping me out by commenting and watching, so continue to do it, and I appreciate you nonetheless. Wrong way, ass clown. So difficult to go straight, make a left, make another left to go in the direction you need to go, but that requires effort in a brain, and unfortunately, these idiots don't have any. You know, I love the ones who send me threats on Instagram and YouTube, like am I supposed to be scared? Like it just shows me that you're easily triggered over words. You know, I can say whatever I want, and it will do more to you mentally than physically. So you don't like it? Go e [ __ ] 'cause complaining to me is not going to change how I deal with stupid and inconsiderate people. You don't want to get yelled at? Don't be stupid and inconsiderate. It's that simple, that [ __ ] simple. Complain that I run red lights, but say nothing when cars do it, so if

still slower than people get a real job. How about that? This is a real job. No, it's not. Get a real bike too. I'm not your dad. I don't clap your cheeks like your dad does. Good job. Go suck a dick. I know you not talking to me. Where's the sidewalk? Take your time, C fish Powers. Go y. Now you're holding me up. Look at that. Didn't have to ride in the street. Sidewalk like a [Music] coward. Wrong way, dingdong. Not smart. Great parenting right there. Teaching his kid how to not ride a bike. Jellyfish Powers once again all the way. And that's why you shouldn't ride against traffic. What is a stop sign? Wrong way, idiot. Hooray! Someone who looks wrong way, ass clown. Wrong way [__]. Wrong way [__]. Wrong way, ass juice. It's a great place to stand, hoay face. I wonder who looks wrong way [__] [__]. You ain't going nowhere. Yeah, you ain't going.

you're an idiot. Hooray! Someone who looks the wrong way. Dumb. [ __ ] Could the UPS truck park here? Good job locking the bike. A [ __ ] They don't care about my safety and the safety of others. [ __ ] Their feelings. Vehicles can, so can I. Must be hard to stay in your lane, especially when you're on the phone. The [ __ ] nurse. Ah! B cyclist runs red lights. BMW at that. Take your time. Close your [ __ ] [Music] door. Uh-huh. Cyclist makes their own rules. The most efficient form of transportation in the city is not these death machines. It's actually a bike. Because bikes don't have to be in this sort of traffic. Traffic that you made for yourselves. See that? Don't have to wait. Look at that [ __ ] would have been stuck back there. And there's great driving here. Look at the leasy fishing form of transportation. Least efficient. Yellow, red. Yep. Pack it in. Pack it the

sit good job doesn't say walk, but pedestrians make up their own rules. It's a sweet parking spot. Good job. Hooray. Someone smart who looks wrong way. [ __ ] yeah sorry can't go down one more block wrong way. [ __ ] yo that's a nice bike you got there wrong way. Come catch a bike Lanes. How do they work? I was just watching your video. Oh yeah I recognize that voice. Good job. Somebody took your voice and put it in a Grand Theft Auto and the guy shooting at the people. That's just hilarious. Hey you gave me one of your patches. Oh yeah. Oh yeah I gave it you over the the winner right? Yeah yeah how you been your [ __ ] your [ __ ] is classic bro. Here look look look I think I still got it. Save with my phone. Oh we're holding up all good. [ __ ] up they hold me up all the time. Oh [ __ ] ah deleted it. Oh yeah yeah that [ __ ] funny as [ __ ] bro I know.

Charlie, good job, good job, and good job. That's not stupid at all. Phone zombie can't live without that phone. You all right? Yeah, thank you. No problem. That [__] is killer. That's an ankle killer right there. You know, I always notice that the stupid and inconsiderate people are the ones that have issues with what I do. It's like, uh, why do you hate safety so much? Why is it so bad that I want to get to my destination in one piece without some inconsiderate and selfish [__] that makes my commute much more dangerous? You know, like this guy running the light, two of them, like your light, ding dong, but like I'm the bad guy 'cause I use harsh language. They can't take it, you know? Their logic is, Oh, but you can go around. Shouldn't have to. Oh, but you run the lights. I don't risk no one's safety. They risk my safety. I risk no one else's, but apparently that's too much. I'm the big old bad guy 'cause I hurt

If seeing cyclists running red lights at empty intersections while endangering no one upsets you, I suggest pressing the back button on your phone or browser. Viewer discretion is advised. [Music] Let's see, are they playing Candy Crush or [Music] sleeping driver is wrong way dummy. Couldn't catch that wrong way W. Wrong way paa. Wrong way bust condom candy crushing [Music]. It yep, very vigilant, but they're on their work phones all the time. That I catch them over 60 times that I called them on the phone. What? What about them sleeping in the car? What excuse do you got for that wrong way dum dum? Yep, reporting you to TLC Tango 104 345 Charlie. Wrong way dumb ass. Shut the [ __ ] up. Get him real bike bye. Come on, come on, you're going to have to work for your meal. Sidewalk is on your right. It's a smart place to stand. Yep, New Jersey. Well, he went the wrong way. It's a fantastic place to stand. I wonder what this green painted

nowhere. Even the cops are hopeless in traffic. It's a nice bike you got there. Get a real job. They didn't quite catch that. Wrong way ass juice. Yep, accident driving here. 10 out of 10, good job. Wrong way WKA. Wrong way dummy. Wrong way ass clowns. Keep up the good work. Wrong way dumb [__] red. Yep, another one. And it's a taxi. Why are you stupid red? Yep, this one runs the light too. Tango 120 995c. Good job going. Report that one too. Yellow red doesn't say walk, but pedestrians have to ride away for Lima 88. I was going to smack the window. Wrong way dingleberries. It's a nice bike you got there. Wrong way dingdong. And a phone zombie. Wrong way ass clown. Hooray, someone who looks. Where is the sidewalk? Dumb asses everywhere. Take your time, phone zombie. Another poor financial decision. Car very good. Couldn't park here or here. Nope, bike lean. Good job Tango 78 7277.

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