Bruce: Still working? You're getting slow in your old age, Alfred. Alfred: Comes to us all, Master Wayne.

Alfred: Even you've gotten too old to die young. Alfred: ...And not for lack of trying. Alfred: *distorted* Funnel fairy butter bar, funnel fairy butter bar, funnel fairy butter bar, funnel fairy b-- Alfred: There's nothing wrong with the microphone.

Alfred: It's this new layer of armor... Alfred: I'll just have to rewire.

Alfred: So... last night was productive? Bruce: Nope, too low-level. He knew nothing. Bruce: This is a man who knows things.

Bruce: Anatoli Knyazev. He's Russian. Bruce: Contracts all over the globe, but he's based out of the port of Gotham. Weapons and human trafficking.

Alfred: So the White Portuguese is a Russian. That's the theory?
Bruce: No. The theory is that the Russian will lead me to the man himself.

Alfred: If he is, indeed, a "him." Alfred: You don't even know if he exists; could be a phantasm.

Bruce: One who wants to bring a dirty bomb into Gotham? Alfred: Ah, high-stakes round. Alfred: New rules?

Bruce: We're criminals, Alfred. We've always been criminals. Nothing's changed. Alfred: Oh, yes it has, sir.

Alfred: Everything's changed. Alfred: Men fall from the sky. Alfred: The gods hurl thunderbolts.

Alfred: Innocents die. Alfred: That's how it starts. Alfred: The fever, the rage, the feeling of powerlessness...

Batman v Superman - Bruce and Alfred first scene

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