my fellow Americans, I regret to inform you that it is that time again: election time. Every four years, we have to deal with this. Are you voting for the red piles or the blue pedophiles? The red drone strikes or the gay drone strikes? Dead Palestinians or dead Palestinians? We're tired of it. They should just pick one guy to protect democracy and have him rule forever. And I believe that guy should be me. I am officially announcing that I have once again decided to run for president. I know my last campaign didn't go very well after they found the tweets black people say it all the time, I can't say it. Let's take a look at our candidates, shall we? Trump, old orange; Kamala, woman. What is a filibuster? I don't know, I get all my opinions from Twitter and my husband. Let's talk about Israel. Build back better agenda 47. Let me introduce you to the shoe New Deal. Bring back the red Pizza Hut cups. Universal guns for all. Make McDonald's colorful again. No more of this.

Millennial gray folks, we're sick of it government. [Music] Sponsored big titty goth girlfriend, make it illegal to be mean to me, imprison people who sleep in jeans, and finally deport all the Greeks. Who's going to be my VP? Alex Jones. So vote for me or else. The DNC is being held in Chicago. There's a Kennedy in politics and an assassination attempt. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to 1968. It has been a crazy few weeks. I'm sorry that I have been gone. I've been very busy, as some of you know. Now, and as some of you guessed, I have recently had a baby. And as it turns out, that takes up a lot of your time. And it's weird. Like, I don't really care about politics anymore, but at the same time, I care about them more than ever. Like, I feel like I care more about the future, but also I don't care about what this political streamer said about this political streamer. It is so freeing. I highly recommend it.

even though I told myself I am taking a break from politics, I am retired until further notice. I just couldn't help myself. Too much has happened. Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in. The news has been absolutely insane. I cannot keep up with it. The media has been more biased and extreme than usual, but thankfully there is a tool to help you navigate through all of that. So before we get into today's video, let's quickly get into today's sponsor, a sponsor I've been working with for over 3 years now, Ground News. Ground News is a website and an app on a mission to give readers a fun, transparent way to keep up with the news. It lets you compare how stories are covered all across the political spectrum, from Left, Right, and Center. Every story comes with a quick visual breakdown of the political bias, ownership, and headlines of the sources reporting to help you get all the information you need to understand the full story. The Blind spot feature shows what stories are being underreported from the left and the right, for example.

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he said at the end of that sentence, I don't think he knows what he said either, you know. I have my opinions, but let's see what the American people thought. I forgot to watch. Understandable. Have a nice day, Joe. You did such a great job. You answered every question. You knew all the. You answered every question. The bar is in hell. At first, Democrats tried to play it off like Biden had a cold. They can only keep Biden in the basement for so long, and now the whole world sees his brain melting live on TV. The, uh, with, with the, excuse me, with, um, dealing with everything we have to do with, uh, look, if we finally beat Medicare, they couldn't deny it anymore. And people have been talking about it for years. I have been talking about it for years. We all saw it, and it's only gotten worse. And it's like up to think about because it just kind of shows like, of course, we all knew this, but they really don't give a about us. If this is truly the most important election of our

lifetime, and if democracy is at stake, why were you putting up this rotting corpse of a man? The Democrats had 4 years to find someone else. Four years. There are a ton of other options. Like, I would vote for Gavin Newsom. I don't know any of his policies, but he looks like a serial killer, and that's enough. This is why we need to repeal the 19th. I'm just kidding. Am I? Everything I say is a joke, unless you agree with it, then I'm serious. There's just no way Trump is losing. It would take a miracle. It would take something like, I don't know, Trump getting shot in the head at a rally in Pennsylvania. You see something that said, Take a look at what happened over down, down, down. [Applause] Down. Oh yeah, he's winning. I kid you not. I found out about this because of a meme on Twitter. The world could be ending, and I wouldn't know unless I saw a meme on Twitter. The bullet just grazed his ear because he turned at the last second to

look at some immigration chart being racist literally saved his life there's a lesson in that. The shooter was identified as Thomas Crooks, a 20-year-old who managed to find an unoccupied unguarded roof not too far from the rally. He somehow knew that roof would be unguarded, laid down, and aimed a rifle at the former president without being noticed. Oh wait, he was noticed by everyone except the people who should have noticed. Yeah, someone's on top of the roof. Look, there he is right there. Where? Right there. You see him? He's laying down. See him? Yeah, he's laying down. Here, he's on the roof. We have people right on the... Either this was insane incompetence or they let it happen. I'm leaning more towards the former because if you look at our bridges and airplanes, America is in shambles. People were laughing about how some of the cops protecting Trump were women and like, come on now, that's sexist. They were making these awful memes like this. No, but like actually though, why did they have a 5'3 woman protecting a 6'3

man, the shooter could have had another clear shot of his head. Like, look at that. Look at that. What is that? Like, what happened? Did the Secret Service initiate some Dei program? That would be like something out of a right-wing Boomer meme. To expand hiring, they're aiming to have 30% women recruits by 2030. Oh, oh no. Breaking FBI confirms that Trump's ear was struck by a bullet. Wow, thanks guys. How much do we pay you in taxes again? Also, now that the FBI said it, I'm kind of doubting it. This is like when the government confirmed there were aliens and I stopped believing that there were aliens. The way we were so close to just seeing Trump's head be blown into Smithereens. The worst way to be blown. It is so C. Like, what was the motivation behind this? I mean, the shooter would have to be some crazy leftist. Or maybe a crazy far-right person who didn't like Trump, right? Well, we don't know because apparently this 20-year-old had no social media.

presence. Okay, we do know that he donated to the Democrats and was a registered Republican. The internet was really desperate to find any kind of motive, but the only thing the media seemed to report on was the fact that the last thing he did was watch porn, getting in one more goon sesh before getting shot in the head by the feds. Personally, I think it's important to know what kind of porn he was looking at. I think that will set the record straight. Was it furry porn, leftist, petty right-wing, feet, centrist, latex, balloon inflation, BDSM, hypno, she on head, fan? I always thought about like if the MK Ultra suddenly kicked in and I went on like a kill spree, good luck figuring out my politics. Trump shooter used gaming site that features presidential assassination game. So for those of you who don't know, they're talking about Steam. He doesn't even own the game, he didn't even play the game. This would be like being called a because you have Netflix and Cuties is on Netflix even.

though you never watched cuties. He's not trans. He's not Muslim. We can't figure out his political identity. Who do we blame? Gamers. Now, I'm not a believer in stochastic terrorism. I think that's a little goofy. People should be allowed to criticize people, but if you're like, He's Hitler, he's Hitler, he's Hitler, he's Hitler, eventually someone is going to try to kill Hitler. But it is crazy to think about how like this will be in the history books, this will be in my son's history book, but it will look more like this. Now, unfortunately, someone did die. One of the bullets hit Cory Compositor as he was protecting his family. But there were people like mocking this, which is insane to me. Like, it's one thing to make fun of a failed assassination attempt, even a successful assassination attempt on a politician. If we can't mock or criticize the people in power, there is an issue. But it's another thing to mock an innocent Trump supporter that died. The guy didn't have any power.

he wasn't a politician. He was just a dude. I don't like where stuff like this leads. And sure, you could say, Oh, if a Biden supporter died, you know, Maga would be laughing about it too. And like, sure, like, can you just have some principles? Oh, speaking of Libs of TikTok, started doxing people for making jokes about the assassination on like Facebook and getting people fired from their jobs, including some old lady who worked at Home Depot. Like, her life is miserable enough, man. She's like 65 working at Home Depot. Libs of TikTok just completely forgetting the reason she started the account in the first place, to make fun of cringy liberal behavior, like getting people fired for jokes and political opinions online. I have been incredibly consistent over the years, consistently, but one of the things I've been very consistent on, one of my principles, is being against getting people fired for things they said online. If you don't have principles, you are no better than your

enemy and it just becomes this extremely toxic back and forth. This toxic cycle and you all look like Psychopaths while I'm here on the sidelines principled and losing forever. Like social media when this all was going down was a train wreck. Oh speaking of train wrecks, the RNC happened. Let me hear you cheer if you support Israel. Oh no was enough and I said let Trump am media run wild. Brother, we become totally unhinged if Donald Trump is not elected in November. At the RNC, Trump finally announced his VP pick, JD Vance, a man who according to Snopes did not in fact a couch. Well, he lost my vote. JD is a senator from Ohio, the author of hillbilly elegy, and a terminally online post liberal who follows me on Twitter. It is the weirdest thing to me. Democrats say that it is racist to believe. Well, they say it's racist to do anything. I had a Diet Mountain Dew yesterday and one today. I'm sure they're going to call that racist too.

but it's good. I love you guys. That's my oomy. This dude follows like a thousand people, and two of them are me and my husband. There is a chance that we have a vice president who has retweeted the words Hitler busy 420. Oh, they did it. They literally did WR about Mountain Dew being racist. I hate it here. After posting on Twitter that he was dropping out, we didn't hear from Biden for a few days, and people started suspecting that he was dead. People genuinely thought the DNC took him out behind the shed and put him down like an old dog. The shooter missed quick Plan B kill Biden phones don't even look phones don't even look like this anymore. This man's brain was so fried he had to drop out of the brace, but he's still the president. We have a president who is too scile to run for president. So who is going to run for president? Who is coming to save us? You think you just fell out of a coconut tree just as I predicted 5 years ago.

America might get its first female president because the president stepped down or died empowering. I don't know if you guys remember, but Kamala was not popular at all during the 2019 Democratic primaries. She dropped out before Iowa. She was less popular than Tulsi Gabbard, and people don't like to hear it, but she was literally chosen because of her gender. Like, it's not even a joke. During the debate when it was Bernie versus Biden, they were asked who they're going to pick as a VP, and Bernie was like, Well, it depends. If they're Progressive and if they're following a progressive agenda. And Biden was like, I vow to get a female VP, and the crowd went nuts. We might have President Kamala Harris because Biden tried to out Bernie Sanders. Bernie Sanders at West Lebanon. Harris is not going to win this election, and she is going to have a very difficult time winning unless she begins to speak forcefully about the needs of the long-neglected working class of this

country. The quote tweets and the replies were just full of thousands of people calling him sexist for this. Bernie is absolutely correct though. Cala has been so focused on getting like The Tick Tock vote with her little like brat summer thing. I don't know what the brat is. I'm old but someone has to remind Camala Harris that she's running for president of the United States not president of the gays and women. White women for Harris meeting raised Millions broke Zoom oh oh but when I want to have a whites-only meeting I'm called a racist. Wow. As white women, we need to use our privilege to make positive changes. If you find yourself talking over or speaking for bipac individuals or God forbid correcting them, just take a beat and instead we can put our listening ears on. Oh no. Can Camala Harris pull up a victory in 3 months? Three top strategists lay out how. How do you run a 3-month campaign in an era when presidential campaigns have become years.

long Affairs we gathered three top campaign managers to ask just that. We spoke with Patty soless Doyle, who ran Hillary Clinton's 2008 presidential primary campaign, Robbie moo, who ran Clinton's 2016 general election campaign. Hi, Hillary Clinton team, yeah. I need advice on how to win. What do you think? Hillary is like seething. If there's any reason to vote for Cala, it's just to make Hillary extremely mad. It was supposed to be me. The Democrats have voting for a cop, and the Republicans are voting for a felon, and one of the candidates VP is a shoe on head fan. Wild timeline we're on, folks. It's silly season. I don't know who's going to win. All I know is that this is a race between two very different candidates. Do not come, do not come. I'm going to come anyway. That was my little political video. I just wanted to cover everything that happened so we can like look back on this during World War II and see how easy we had it. So what are your thoughts?

who do you think is going to win? Not who do you want to win. Who do you think is going to win big? Thank you to everyone who donates to me on Patreon. I appreciate your support so so much. If you'd like to support the channel, click the link down below, and I will see you guys very soon with a fun, non-political video. Bye. [Music] No, I'm not a believer in Scholastic. Scholastic, the Scholastic Book Fair. I'm not a believer in it.

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