The last 36 sheets? The last 36 sheets? The last 36 sheets? Wow, then how much is that in total? Wow, then how much is that in total? Wow, then how much is that in total? If 100 sheets are in three bundles, then... If 100 sheets are in three bundles, then... If 100 sheets are in three bundles, then... That's thirty-three thousand six hundred won! That's thirty-three thousand six hundred won! That's thirty-three thousand six hundred won! Thirty-three hundred sixty thousand won!?!? Thirty-three hundred sixty thousand won!?!? Thirty-three hundred sixty thousand won!?!? Wow... Wow... Thirty-three hundred sixty thousand won... Wow... Wow... Thirty-three hundred sixty thousand won...

Wow... thirty-three thousand six hundred won... Did we really earn this? Did we really earn this? Did we really earn this? I really wonder... Is this money something we can take? I really wonder... Is this money something we can take? I really wonder... Is this money something we can take? No, of course we can! We earned it by doing legitimate business! No, of course we can! We earned it by doing legitimate business! No, of course we can! We earned it by doing legitimate business! Did we steal anything??? Did we steal anything??? Did we steal anything??? No, it's just that... No, it's just that... No, it's just that... it feels like we earned the money too easily...

I feel like I made money too easily... It's not that I made it easily; I made it smartly. That's right! We didn't make money as easily as those fools! But those fools only received cash. Just look at how smart those fools are.

They are so smart. But, you know... But, you know... But, you know... It's strange to be earning such a large amount of money for the first time. It feels weird... It's strange to be earning such a large amount of money for the first time. It feels weird... It's strange to be earning such a large amount of money for the first time. It feels weird... What I mean by feeling weird is that I get excited as the stakes get higher? What I mean by feeling weird is that I get excited as the stakes get higher? What I mean by feeling weird is that I get excited as the stakes get higher? Damn... Damn... Damn... That guy isn't answering... That guy isn't answering... That guy isn't answering... Let's drop out of school.

Let's drop out of school. Huh? What do you mean, drop out? Let's just drop out and keep doing this! Are you saying we should quit school? Oh! We don't need to go to school! Why are we even going to school? Oh! We don't need to go to school! Why are we even going to school? Oh! We don't need to go to school! Why are we even going to school? We're going to school to get a job and earn money!

We're going to work and earn money, right? That's right, that's right, that's right. But we've already made money! But we've already made money! But we've already made money! Then there's no need to go to school! Then there's no need to go to school! Then there's no need to go to school! Rather, if we quit now, we'll be ahead of others by a few years, right? Right? Rather, if we quit now, we'll be ahead of others by a few years, right? Right? Rather, if we quit now, we'll be ahead of others by a few years, right? Right? Well, that's true... Well, that's true... Well, that's true...

It's too sudden! We don't even know how much more we can earn from this. If we quit school just because we've made this much... 100 billion! 100 billion! 100 billion! Right?! We're rich now! We're rich now! We're rich now! There are many zero products in this world, but...

There are many zero products in this world, but I have never seen a zero like this in my life. Nowadays, everyone is going on about zero, but I have never seen a zero like this in my life. Calorie zero, additive zero, everything is zero. - Really? - Yes, really! - Really? - Yes, really!

- Really?  
- Yes, really!  
Uranium zero, cadmium zero,  
Everything is zero.  
Uranium zero, cadmium zero,  
Everything is zero.  
Uranium zero, cadmium zero,  
Everything is zero.  
Oh, zero oxygen, zero oxygen,  
Everything is zero.  
Oh, zero oxygen, zero oxygen,  
Everything is zero.  
Oh, zero oxygen, zero oxygen,  
Everything is zero.  
Zero oxygen, zero oxygen,  
Everyone, try it!  
Zero oxygen, zero oxygen,  
Everyone, try it!  
Zero oxygen, zero oxygen,  
Everyone, try it!  
Why did I only realize this now?  
Zero oxygen, zero oxygen,  
Why did I only realize this now?  
Zero oxygen, zero oxygen,  
Why did I only realize this now?  
I can't live without you.

Zero oxygen, zero oxygen.  
I can't live without you.  
Zero oxygen, zero oxygen.  
I can't live without you.  
Hey, try this.  
It's the zero oxygen that's trending these days.  
Hey, try this.  
It's the zero oxygen that's trending these days.  
Hey, try this.  
It's the zero oxygen that's trending these days.  
Ah, I don't like things like this.  
This is just a trend, right?  
Ah, I don't like things like this.  
This is just a trend, right?  
Ah, I don't like things like this.  
This is just a trend, right?  
This isn't just a trend.  
This isn't just a trend.  
This isn't just a trend.  
It's a discovery that will turn the world upside down.  
It's a discovery that will turn the world upside down.  
It's a discovery that will turn the world upside down.  
Unlike tanghulu or other trends.  

Like Tanghulu or other trends, it just goes like, This is trendy, and then people are told, Try it, try it! After that, everyone buys a few just for the purpose of posting on Instagram, saying, I ate this! They take a few photos, and then, not wanting to be the one who didn't try it, they find a way to get one and eat it to feel at ease.

After taking a few photos, I didn't want to be someone who hasn't tried it, so I somehow managed to get one, and after eating it, I felt relieved. When someone asks, Have you tried that? I can proudly say, Yeah, I have, and I feel so proud of myself. It's not some stupid, trashy trend. It's not some stupid, trashy trend. It's not some stupid, trashy trend.

Zero calories, zero additives. Everything is zero. Zero calories, zero additives. Everything is zero. Zero calories, zero additives. Everything is zero. Zero nicotine, zero heavy metals. Everything is zero. Zero nicotine, zero heavy metals. Everything is zero. Zero nicotine, zero heavy metals. Everything is zero. Oh, zero oxygen, zero oxygen. Everything is zero. Oh, zero oxygen, zero oxygen. Everything is zero. Oh, zero oxygen, zero oxygen. Everything is zero. Happiness is doubled. Zero oxygen, zero oxygen. Happiness is doubled. Zero oxygen, zero oxygen. Happiness is doubled. Zero oxygen, zero oxygen. Why did I only find out now?

Zero oxygen, zero oxygen.  
Why did I only realize it now?  
Zero oxygen, zero oxygen.  
Why did I only realize it now?  
Zero oxygen, zero oxygen.  
I can't live without you.  
Zero oxygen, zero oxygen.  
I can't live without you.  
Zero oxygen, zero oxygen.  
I can't live without you.  
Oh, zero oxygen, zero oxygen.  
The whole world is together.  
Oh, zero oxygen, zero oxygen.  
The whole world is together.  
Oh, zero oxygen, zero oxygen.  
The whole world is together.  
Zero oxygen, zero oxygen.  
Everyone is drinking it.  
Zero oxygen, zero oxygen.  
Everyone is drinking it.  
Zero oxygen, zero oxygen.  
Everyone is drinking it.  
Zero oxygen, zero oxygen.  
Why did I only realize it now?  
Zero oxygen, zero oxygen.  
Why did I only realize it now?  
Zero oxygen, zero oxygen.  
Why did I only realize it now?  
Zero oxygen, zero oxygen.

Zero oxygen, zero oxygen. I can't live without you. I can't live without you. I can't live without you.

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큰 돈을 벌게 된 화자는 돈을 쉽게 번 것 같다는 생각에 학교를 그만두고 이 사업에 집중하자는 제안을 한다.

화자는 '제로 산소'라는 제품이 단순한 유행이 아닌 세상을 바꿀 발견이라며 홍보한다.

제로 칼로리, 제로 니코틴 등 모든 것이 제로인 '제로 산소'에 대한 만족감을 드러낸다.

💰 갑작스러운 큰 돈에 대한 반응

36묶음, 즉 **336만 원이라는 거액**을 벌게 되자, "정당하게 번 돈이 맞나?"라며 쉽게 돈을 번 것 같다는 의문을 제기합니다. 하지만 곧 "우리가 뭘 훔쳤냐?"라며 정당한 사업으로 번 돈임을 강조합니다.

쉽게 돈을 번 것 같다는 생각에 대해, **"쉽게 번 게 아니라 똑똑하게 번 것"**이라며 자신들의 능력을 자평합니다. 다른 사람들은 현금만 받지만, 자신들은 더 스마트하게 돈을 벌었다고 생각합니다.

처음으로 큰 돈을 벌게 되자, 한 명은 흥분하며 **"학교를 그만두고 이 일만 계속하자!"**라고 제안합니다. 학교는 돈을 벌기 위해 가는 곳인데, 이미 돈을 벌었으니 학교에 갈 필요가 없다는 논리입니다.

학교를 그만두면 다른 사람들보다 몇 년 앞서 나갈 수 있다는 주장에 동의하면서도, 다른 한 명은 **"너무 갑작스럽다"**며 신중한 태도를 보입니다. 앞으로 얼마나 더 벌 수 있을지 모르기 때문입니다.

"세상에는 많은 제로 제품이 있지만, 이런 제로는 처음 본다"라며 'ZERO 산소'에 대한 극찬을 쏟아냅니다. 칼로리 제로, 첨가물 제로 등 **모든 것이 제로**라는 점을 강조합니다.

우라늄 제로, 카드뮴 제로 등 모든 것이 제로라며 'ZERO 산소'를 찬양하고, **"ZERO 산소 없이는 살 수 없다"**라며 열광적인 반응을 보입니다.

단순한 유행이 아니라 **"세상을 뒤집을 발견"**이라며 'ZERO 산소'의 가치를 높게 평가합니다. 탕후루와 같은 유행과는 다르다고 주장합니다.

제로 칼로리, 제로 첨가물, 제로 니코틴, 제로 중금속 등 **모든 것이 제로**라며 'ZERO 산소'의 장점을 나열하고, "행복이 두 배가 된다"라고 표현합니다.

"온 세상이 함께" "모두가 마시고 있다"라며 'ZERO 산소'의 인기를 강조하고, **"ZERO 산소 없이는 살 수 없다"**라며 다시 한번 열광적인 반응을 보입니다.

수익금 정산 및 돈에 대한 생각

마지막 36묶음을 계산하여 총 336만 원을 벌었다는 사실에 놀람.

쉽게 번 돈처럼 느껴지는 것에 대한 의문과 정당한 사업으로 번 돈이라는 것을 강조.

돈을 쉽게 번 것이 아니라 똑똑하게 번 것이라고 자평.

큰 돈을 처음 벌어보는 것에 대한 묘한 감정과 더 큰 돈에 대한 기대감을 드러냄.

학교를 그만두고 이 사업에 집중하자는 갑작스러운 제안.

학교를 다닐 필요가 없다는 주장과 자퇴 시 다른 사람들보다 앞서나갈 수 있다는 논리.

자퇴 결정의 성급함과 앞으로 벌 수 있는 돈의 규모에 대한 불확실성을 언급하며 신중한 태도를 보임.

다양한 제로 제품들과 비교하며 '제로 산소'의 특별함을 강조.

'제로 산소'에 대한 반복적인 찬양과 중독성을 표현.

'제로 산소'가 단순한 유행이 아닌 세상을 바꿀 발견이라고 주장.

인스타그램 인증샷을 위한 소비와 같은 일시적인 유행과 '제로 산소'를 차별화.

'제로 산소'의 다양한 장점 (제로 칼로리, 제로 니코틴 등)을 열거하며 긍정적인 효과를 강조.

'제로 산소'를 통해 행복이 두 배가 된다고 표현.

'제로 산소'의 보편화와 대중적인 인기를 강조하며, '제로 산소' 없이는 살 수 없다는 강한 중독성을 표현.

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