you guys, it is April, the end of April. It's almost May. We're still having this problem here with the emails. I'm getting pretty sick of it. Let me show you what I'm talking about because this is all just from this week alone. I've got this one right here with no body. All it has is a subject line that says, Yo, my mom's mad at my grade. You should fix it. Om, I don't even know what that means. Okay, so whoever sent this and wants me to fix their grade, I know it was you. I'm probably not going to do it. What else we got? Move please, brh. Can like I move please, Jackson Lor. It's a proper noun. Keeps me next to me are from Connor. I don't even know what me means, but Jackson, whatever that is, if you could stop doing it, I'd appreciate it. And Connor, Connor, Connor, just be a little more accepting, okay? Group project, Ben is the absolute worse, and I need you to please fail him. You don't need me to do that. He's doing

it himself. Get him out of my group. I can't deal with him anymore. He doesn't do crap. If you were in a group with him, you wouldn't be able to stand him either. I am in a group with him. We're all in a group together. I know how annoying Ben can be. Sorry, okay, bro. I know I got like 10 missing assignments, but like I need an A. Lowercase I. I only have 30 minutes of screen time a day. I can't text. Shotty, be a real one and help me. Peace out, your fav student. Subject line VW. Please, I'm not even going to open these emails up anymore that have these subject lines. I don't even know what that means. What is a shotty? Yo, teach Mr. Price. Yo, lowercase I. I know I'd be slacking off in class sometimes, but can I get cred on today's assignment? Five question marks. Thanks, bro. Go Yogo. Yeah, not your bro. All right, first start with that. Grades spelled with a free fix. My grades now. I did the assignment.

my mom will kill me if it is not fixed. I hope so, less work for me, right? One less paper to grade. What's up, brother? What up, little spoon? Zero idea what this even means. I was checking my letters on Aries, and my grades off. Could you change it, please, Brew? Not trying to have Mr. P as an [Laughter] OP overall. Overall, no idea what this email even means, bro. I need you to please Fox my great, bro. Can you slide for me like King Bon and give me an A on fits my grade, or I'm let the alpha unle. Come on, SO with this in mind. Oh, we got one more. Never mind, pricey poo. Somebody call me pricey poo. I rewrote my essay, and you haven't graded again, bro. There's Roo again. What is bro? Hey, bro, my mom said that if I don't get this A, she's taking my J's, so please regrade my sa. A dollar sign app, no Rocky. Thanks, bro. Bro, stay real subject. Come on, man. I need an A. I'm losing my mind. I'm literally

losing my mind, so we got more. Hey, sorry man, I'mma be gone the next two weeks. Mom's taking me on a cruise or Smith IDK. Can you send me the homework, please? Thanks, Eddie. Eddie, where is it? Eddie, the homework's on the classroom page every day anyway. Okay, so with this in mind, a lot of you guys are asking me for letters of recommendation. You need them for college or you need them for a job you're applying for. Go Yogo. You just asked me for one, so I wrote you one. And from now on, I'm writing them in the same style you guys are sending me these emails, so Go Yogo. Good luck with this letter of wreck that I wrote for you. Best of luck.

Teacher freaks out over student emails!

Teacher freaks out over student emails!