Hmm... I don't know. It's Samsung – think about it. The Galaxy S7 tablet... Wow... we're rejecting an ad for Samsung?

Oi, shut up, you bloody prick! I mean, of course I want to do it, I just don't have any ideas...

So, reject it? Ah... Too bad, but... Yeah. Oh, reject what? An ad?

- You're late today -
- Yeah, Samsung wanted us to do an ad. - Sungweon, if you keep this up -
- Huh? Samsung?!

W-what is it? Galaxy Tab S7? Some tablet? What?! Seriously?! No way!!

What? Why, why, why? Oh, please wait, Mr. Bbijju! You mean this, right?

Is it? Uh... it is? The S7 Plus? Wait, that's yours?

Of course! I pre-ordered and bought it with my own money. Huh? Really?? What, wanna see the receipt?

Huh? He's not lying! Well, Sungweon IS a Samsung fan... Anyways, you were late, so you have to...

Oh, yes! That's right. This is Samsung, so is this and that, and also this, too.

Eh? Are they paying you to advertise that? No, no, of course not!

I really bought them with my own money! Then uh, what... do we do the ad?

But I can't think of any materials. Oh, material? It has a matte finish aluminum back panel

so it's very neat, classy, and sturdy while being lightweight. Sturdy and lightweight – usually don't go together.
- No, no, Sungweon

Oh, yes, Mr. Bbijju! Not that kind of material... Oh, oh...!

You're talking about the display. It has an AMOLED display, WQXGA+ resolution.

Oh, yes? Calm down for starters. You're getting too excited.

But the reason you can take this ad is you can just tell them exactly what I felt

during my one-week use. You really don't have to worry about that.

Yeah, you can do that, but that's not interesting.

Oh, interesting? Another interesting fact about this is that it's 120Hz. Drawing a line with this pen itself is interesting!

No, I'm fine. Not that kind of interesting.

No, just give it a try. Don't just run your mouth.

Okay, okay, fine. Stay still. Yes, yes, just draw a straight line.

Isn't it fun? Isn't it? What's so... interesting about this? You don't look for the fun, you feel it.

Where'd that come from? What do we do? We have to tell them ASAP.

Ahh.... let's give it some more thought. It's Samsung, after all.

No, Mr. Bbijju! This isn't something to "think" about!

I mean, I would if I could think of something fun, we can't just take it.

I-I mean, you drew a line! Wasn't that fun? I have to poop, so I'm going home early.

Oi, shut your trap! You have to answer by this week, okay?

Mr. Bbijju, wait! Please give me a minute!

There's nothing to think about, they started using 10,090 mAh batteries! This is an innovation!

Because both display size and battery life have grown while being only 155 grams heavier. No, try holding it!

You'll know if you do! The feeling of this... The screen's max brightness is 420 nits

and has a contrast ratio of 10 million to 1. You become completely immersed in the videos you watch.

To explain how bright 420 nits is... Oh, here's some TP. There's a new feature called an audio bookmark.

And it's interesting because you can record and take notes at the same time! Look, like this!

JANG BBIJJU KYS See? See! (JANG BBIJJU KYS)

(KYS) And the colors you can get them in are so vibrant! It comes in Mystic Silver, Mystic Black, Mystic Bronze...

And it's amazing because you're a Bronze in Leagues! So, it's only fate that we got this ad!

It's perfect for you bronze losers! Mr. Bbijju, wait—watch this before sleeping.

Look here, and... Wait, why won't this turn on? Please, wait—There we go.

This will be short, so don't fall asleep. The reason why this is absolutely gorgeous is...

DEX!! I was explaining this to you in my dream, but you can use the DeX experience

for a Windows-like experience. You've heard of multitasking, right? I know you're an idiot, but you probably know that much.

You can create a storyboard while looking at the script. So, you can animate anytime, anywhere! Oh—are you bored? You have freaking panda eyes.

I'll work, but you can play Candy Crush. Another amazing thing is you can game while working!

Who thought of that?? Wow, but I never knew,
but your poop smells like feces

The reason this keyboard cover
blows your mind and is so amazing is that it's kept together
with only magnets--

Oh, oh?? Mr. Bbijju watch out! Wow... we almost died

I almost died because of you! But I'll continue
since we didn't-- A 12-inch screen is pretty big,

so the top part
of the keyboard... Oi~ Oh, Mr. Bbijju you're... here?

Uhh... Mr. Bbijju,
what happened to you? Your dark circles... Uhh... Nothing, I just couldn't
get much sleep

Oh, ahh! Mr. Bbijju! Y-your nose...! Oi, shut up, you bloody prick!!

Huh? Blood...? Mr. Bbijju? Mr. Bbijju! Now even... from your ears!

Oh... Blood... - Mr. Bbijju! Are you okay?!
- Oi, shut up!
Shut up, you bloody prick!

Wake up, Mr. Bbijju! Ahh..... Did I die....? Just because of a tablet...?

Wow.............. That's pretty stupid... my life... No way! You can't die just yet,
Mr. Bbijju!

Sungweon!
Sungweon, you, too?? Somebody please call 911!

Wake up, Sungweon! You can't just die, Mr. Bbijju!
I just got started

So, to explain the main points... I didn't tell you
that it syncs with your phone and laptop

I'll tell you about that now. But before that,
there are 14 other things you should know

The first thing is what I tried to tell you before. It runs on Android, you know, right?

[스튜디오 장삐쭈] 삼성

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스튜디오장삐쭈 지원하기: recruit@studiojbbj.com


장삐쭈

삼성 Galaxy S7 태블릿 광고 제안에 대한 거절 의사 표현

광고 제작 의지 표명과 아이디어 부재 언급

광고 거절에 대한 혼란스러운 반응

삼성 광고 제안에 대한 놀라움과 혼란

Galaxy Tab S7에 대한 긍정적 반응과 놀라움

개인 소유 제품 확인 및 광고 소재 탐색

개인적으로 구매한 Galaxy Tab S7 Plus 확인

지각에 대한 변명과 광고 제작 여부 논의

광고 소재 아이디어 부족과 제품 특징 언급 (알루미늄 후면 패널)

제품의 AMOLED 디스플레이 및 해상도 언급

광고 제작 방향 설정 및 제품 특징 강조

일주일 사용 경험을 바탕으로 한 솔직한 광고 제안

120Hz 주사율과 S펜 활용 경험 강조

10,090mAh 배터리 용량과 경량화 강조

420니트 밝기, 1000만:1 명암비, 오디오 북마크 기능 언급

DEX 모드를 통한 윈도우즈 유사 환경 구현 강조

멀티태스킹 기능을 활용한 작업 효율성 강조

게임과 작업의 병행 가능성 언급

자석 결합 방식의 키보드 커버 소개

주인공의 졸음과 건강 이상 징후

주인공의 의식 불명과 죽음에 대한 암시

주변 인물의 반응과 긴급 상황 발생

스마트폰 및 노트북과의 동기화 기능 언급