okay, you're wrong. What is the difference from sneak on Circa spending hours here, and you guys sneak on Circa, make thousands, thousands of dollars doing this. I have more money than you. Shut up, you're mad. What's funnier than Circa? Literally anything on planet Earth. You're not funny, and I played that game on Cokes. I was [__] shitty my pants. I downloaded to I want to play that Outlast game. I want to go [__] that white chick now. Yeah, go [__] her man. No, no, no, no. Content always over [__] [Music]. Okay, join the room. It's called autism. It's comedy night. It's where we're going to stand a comedy club. See, you never went to a comedy club. Now you can get some practice. Yeah, so one of my supporters stopped me on the streets like, Are you Zirka? I want to invite you to a comedy club. You're gonna do better than everyone. We cleared it. I was like

yo, let's go this week. Okay, here you go. You're the first. Go on stage. Okay, that's you. Hey guys, so like what's the deal with just hang on a sec. Okay, you're literally black. So like what's the deal with them. So hold on. Look, what's the deal with nobody asking about the knee. It's always George Floyd, George Floyd. But nobody asks about the other side of the story. That's racist. Shut up, fat [ __ ]. Come on, man. Okay, uh, racism. Okay, so two black guys walk in a bar and I guess they're both [ __ ]. [Laughter] A little shock shock comedy. This guy likes [ __ ]. Okay, um, so a Chinese guy. A Chinese guy walks into a hang on. Ching. A Chinese guy walks into a shop, into a pet store and says, I'm hungry. No, next is your people [ __ ]. So a gay guy walks in a bar and he says, Hey, I'm watching Circa from the comedy show.

that's you [ __ ] yeah I mean I am a [ __ ] [ __ ] so I don't give a [ __ ] you're a [ __ ] animal [ __ ] you've been dealt with a badass boys I'm a [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah and watch him roll in a wheelchair he's like [ __ ] [ __ ] on a wheelchair all right guys shut up you looking like some ugly what all right I just wanted to say I mean this isn't really a [ __ ] joke but dude I thought that sneaker was just a dirty mulatto [ __ ] person dude he added this [ __ ] he's a kite bro he's a dirty Jew I was watching Zurich alive on YouTube and now we called up this [ __ ] manager bro you're a dirty joke hike what the [ __ ] was that my [ __ ] I was

watching that [ __ ] you closed it [ __ ] how why are you all cheering for that he didn't even make a joke Nico and Juice hey hey what's the difference between snico and Juice nothing they love stealing money from Friends hey hey type one if circumstance and acts like Nico bellic's cousin from GTA [ __ ] it's not funny none of you are funny maybe because I'm concentrated what did he say what do you call a chief circumcision that's something concentrated I [ __ ] forgot boom why does myron Gaines only wear merch because why there's a black guy in an apple have a comment they both hang boom just write it down I did the best hey what does Ocean Gate members and black people have in common they both like to go down never come I don't even know what that is Nico is this sauce dude this is none of you could be YouTubers uh so what's the deal with black people

they're not really black, and they're not people. Am I right? He got him to people. You got Zirka in reality. Can you imagine cozy naked? You're seeing this, please. All right, it's LRA. No, no, keep it back, keep it bad. Not white supremacist Nazi [__]. You Nazi [__]. You Nazi about coaching is all I have left. If Destiny was black in the Ultimate Universe, what would his name be? Your age gaming. That was funny, dude. This is like listening to chats. This song. Wait, why do you look like a black Jew? Oh, this is so cringe. Hey, you're making Circa cringe. Everybody okay? Yeah, sure, could go up and Circa go up. Put me on. Oh, okay. Hey, what's the difference from you guys and the Holocaust? The Holocaust deserved it. What the? No, no, not a joke. It's a joke. Yeah, this guy's a YouTuber. I'm a rumbler. Okay, so uh, he's obviously you're off stage now. Yeah, why do black

people call each other brother because they don't know their father. Okay, okay. Circle going back up. Okay, I'm getting these people off. Okay, you're a backup. Okay, so some Jews invite me to a barbecue, and I'm starving. So the first thing I said when I walked in was, Now we're cooking with gas. [Applause] Let's go. Okay, why did the black man cross the road? Because you saw us. I'll go back up. Okay, okay. Why don't Jews like me? Because it gives them the gas. Okay, my turn. Studio is a monkey. Okay, we're going on stage. Ready? Yeah. Why can no black person swim? Because it's much harder to steal a television in the ocean. Okay, my turn. What's better? What's better than airline food? Rape. Get this. Give him a lot of chick off the stage. [__] You. Oh, see, he's laughing my jokes. Six afraid from Seven. Uh, because six was black. Uh, because less than half the population but commits more than half the crimes. [__]

okay yo get off on one. Circle back on what do you call it an autistic black person you Fresh Prince [Laughter]. okay ready yeah I'm gonna [ __ ] kill it right now you're up yeah okay what is wrong with raping a girl if you're black stance shred it back what's wrong with it she's not 18 yet [Applause]. yeah why does zerka sound like he's gonna sell me a cheap ass TV I think I did the best well it falls faster a black man or a Mexican man dude how are we more edgy and you guys are Anonymous the funniest thing about a car crash looking at the dead family in the other car okay we need a new room this this one sucks what do you say when you run over a Chinese guy yes two points what do you say when you run over a black guy not enough haha what do you say when you run over a white guy Lord have mercy not for real though am I am I is that

bad when you see the master race, white power. No, you say, Oh no, is it really bad that I [ __ ] copyrighted that guy? I hate them, I hate them, I hate them. Is this really the audience that I've attracted? This is what happens. I can say it's period blood and not blood from me brutally raping her. What you've got, insult energy. Yeah, it's a touchy subject. Yeah, okay, okay, now we're leveling up on the stage. Yeah, yeah, all right, hold on, I got one. Okay, okay, bites are my turn. Uh, there's two songs to rape. Who was right? Elliot Rogers. All right, my turn. Yeah, what's the worst part? Two trans people jump off a cliff. Who wins? You sound like you're five. Yeah, you're literally [Music]. All right, okay, okay, we're going up, right? Okay, here you go. There, what's the worst part about shooting up a school? When they lock the doors. I don't know, man, that was an incel joke. Yeah, what's the difference between rape and

marriage with marriage. You get to keep a screaming woman afterwards. I don't like that. I don't like that. Yo, what's up, circle circle. Would you smash Nina? [Laughter] He was like dragged him off the stage. What's the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in. Whoa, yeah, you're gonna make it [__] okay. That was the difference between a black and a couch. At least the couch could support its own family. junk.com [__] what's the difference. Oh, here we go. What's funnier than Snico's guest? Literally okay, my turn okay. No, no, no. What's this? What's the difference between a Jew and a pedophile? Getting caught. Yeah, no, no, getting away with it. How would those Fresh Prince he owes Lamborghini sound like? What's funnier than Snico's guest? Okay, remember guys, all right, 50 no's and a yes. Uh, what's the difference from a black man and a frisbee? The Frisbee eventually comes back to the

family that's original. I didn't read that one. All right, whatever. It's the exact same people, bro. So let's go to a random room, right? Um [Music] join and say here we go. It's a random room. Anyways, that's all. Damn you. This guy is about to kill himself. All right, guys, I gotta leave. Yes, Jesus is black. Who wants to be admin? Shut up, me. I don't like you. Yeah, you gotta get out of here. Oh, this is a Jewish person's phone number. You ask them politely. Nine, nine, nine, nine. My turn. I will go about there. Uh, what is an elevator full of black people called? Box of chocolate. It's called a bad day. Sorry, no braces up here. Kill yourself. All right [Applause]. Spending hours here and you guys sneak on Zircon maker thousands, thousands of dollars doing this. I have more money than you. Shut up, you're mad. What's funnier than Circa? Literally anything on planet Earth. You're not funny. How did this guy follow us in here?

all right [Applause]. I got one. What's up? The condom falls out, huh? Shut up, shut up. She got caught stealing Plan B. All right, so um, I would like you to clap your hands if you're racist. How do you clap? Okay, there we go. Anyone else want to crap their hands for me? [Applause]. All right, anybody else? He's [__] just banning everybody who doesn't platform. What is this? That's fun, right? You don't like this game? They're ruining it, bro. Okay, create a new room. Um [Music]. You don't get it. Shout out to Soapy Steve. Don't drop it. Oh, that's what you really have to make a prison joke. Yeah, I've been waiting for that for hours. Okay, rape. Let's start with rape. Okay, we'll go first, but this [__] is the best thing. No great women unconsensually. Go away, man. I'm gonna rape you, Snico. Sneak off. I'll go next, Berserker. Can't tell the difference.

between a Frisbee and a boomerang. Oh yeah, frisbees don't come. What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? Ish comes back from his camp. Yeah, oh, good one, good one. Okay, more violent please. Your mic doesn't work [__]. That guy's speaking into LimeWire, you dumb [__]. Optimistic, what's the difference between a black man and a pug? Fresh holy [__]. What the [__] [Applause]. What the [__]. Yo, what's up? Alright, get off the stage. Yo, I don't know how to get off this [__] stage, you [__] block. Okay bro [__]. Okay, what's the difference from stop? What's the dish [__]. Shut up. What's the difference from rape and a first date? At least with rain, you know what you're getting [Applause]. That I want to stroke your beard.

all right um what did the black guy give his son for Christmas? My bike. [Laughter] That was good. And a pizza screaming up and yeah I got it. What's sexier than sir can you [ __ ] go away my people. I'm sick of this guy [ __ ]. What do you call a trans in a wheelchair? Why does circa like a Russian and sneaker like a Jew? I don't get it. I don't know a [ __ ]. I don't know kill yourself. Oh he's doing it kick this and I got the stage bro yeah get off. We need a rope for this thing. I can't help but notice sneakers and a dimly lit corner just watching [ __ ]. That's gotta that's cheat codes. Nico's character is actually in the [ __ ] Corner watching thank God. What do you call a black person in heaven? A trespasser. Also please abandon Nick Francis no. All right what did the blind autistic child get for Christmas? A molester.

yeah I finished that. Okay, what's the easiest way to get a Jewish girl's number? Never heard that. Okay, a Mexican with a boner runs into the wall. What does he break first? His lawnmower. What? Because Mexicans mow lawns. I don't get it at all. Okay, my turn. Okay, what do you call it when you put it? Okay, what do you call a gay guy that's also black? [Applause] and [ __ ] [ __ ] a bro. Let's see if it worked. All right, let's see if they laugh now. What is the only working organ in a dead woman's body? My dick. What's the difference? How does a black girl find out she's pregnant? When she pulls out the tampon. All the clients. Why? What do you call a gay person you put in the oven? An LGBTQ. Okay, I'm done. Thank you. Yeah, this guy's got one [ __ ] he's a one-trick pony, bro. You're

a one-trick man. You got that George Floyd look like. All right, what do you call the knee on George Floyd's neck? Let me go on stage. What is this like? What do you call the knee on George Floyd's neck? The unsung hero about this. All right, no more. Yeah, all right, we're done. That was fun. Yeah, a lot of end bombs today. Yeah, hey bro, and you said you was getting one monkey run Joe. How long have you been live or been live for? We got 15 minutes left. Yeah, I think I started. I think over five hours right now. W stream. How fast can a Chinese man run chat? As fast as your dog. What? I thought that was good. I'm going off the Dome and I don't get a member. What does that mean? Like, are we Chinese people dogs? Like, they can run up and grab your dog and eat it. The [ __ ] that wasn't very. That doesn't make sense. All right, why do Chinese people eat dogs? Because most races battle with those.

that are closest to them. What do you call a [ __ ] crackhead Albanian John Zurka? All right, um, what did the Chinese man say to the dog? What? I'm gonna eat you. Okay. [Applause] That's it.

SNEAKO & Zherka Play Comedy Night!

SNEAKO & Zherka Play Comedy Night!

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