It was my- It was a Christmas present from me! Yeah, did not say a word to me about it, did you? Well, you do not have to know!

Dad! Dad! You cast the first stone. Don't you touch a thing in this room! DAD! Dad! Dad! Let go of that! What are you- (Force Push) Jesus Christ. Come back here! Dad, this has nothing to do with this! You started it... Dad, what are you planning on doing with it? What are you planning on doing? I am going to destroy more! Is that his fucking- Yeah, bust my shit. I will bust yours. Holy shit, he got the Wii. Yeah, do not. Do not. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. What are you going to do? Dad, please. What are you going to do? I- Fuck. Do not. Mhm. Do not. Yeah. (Smashes Trophy) Jesus Christ! There it goes! There goes a big one! DAD! Daaaaaaaaaaad! Holy shit! Stop it! Yeah, that is what you get.

No, Jesse. Do not. (Smashes Trophy) Jesse, do not go! Jeff! (Screams) Ah, Jesus Christ. This has got to stop. (Sasquatch Sighting) God damn. You need to stop filming. Holy shit, is that- Are there flames inside that? That is still on fire. (Man-Child Screams) That burned right through that sucker! That sucks. Oh, great. What are you doing? Put it down. I cannot believe this. It is a bunch of crap. Seriously. Is he- What goes through his head? What goes through your head? Is he really out of the house? You started it. I did not start this. You started this a long time ago. He started it. It was over and done with. Destroying his video stuff all the time. Look at this crap. Man. Yeah, I- Yeah, it was all his idea. I just filmed it.

Ready for this? Yeah. Let us do it. Alright. Could you open the door for me? Yeah, sure. See ya on the other side. (Opens Door) Hey, Dad! What the hell are you doing? Yeah, you remember- Hey! Hey! Hey. Calm down. Calm down. Remember how you destroyed my Play Button for Youtube? Yeah, I remember very well. (Smashes Trophy) Oh, my God! What the hell ails you? Back up! You come any closer and I am going to destroy more! Look! There goes your precious baseball trophy! Oh, you want to break my stuff? Yeah! I will break yours! Second place! All his idea! All his idea! Where you going? Dad? Dad! Hey! Hey! Hey! Look, this does not solve anything! This is not about this! You started it. Hey! Hey! Hey! I thought you locked it?! Why would I lock it?!

Yeah, you have to film it too. Yeah, he posts it on YouTube. Come on. Leave it alone. I will get it. Oh. Do not tell me what to do. I am not telling you what to do. I am just telling you I would get it. Jesus. And he is not leaving the house either. Yes, he is. He has got to learn. No, he is not. He is not leaving. But he has got to learn. What are we going to do? Coddle him the rest of his life? He has got to learn. Kick him out for a little while. You are not teaching him anything. What do you mean he has to learn? You are not teaching him anything! He does whatever he wants. And then he just gets away with it. You are teaching him to destroy stuff. That is what you are doing! Well, half the stuff we bought. It does not matter. I bought him that Wii U with my money!

Holy shit! Fuck! I gave that to him for Christmas! That was from me! You cannot do that! That does not teach him anything! He started busting my stuff, I will bust his. He loves the video games. You do not teach him anything! Damn. Oh, that is real logical. Jesus Christ. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Bust another one. Bust another one. Go ahead. You already destroyed my Wii U. I have nothing left to lose! Get out of the house. Everybody calm down! Get out. Get out. You go. I am not going anywhere. Mom? Mom. He does not have to leave! Yeah, what do you mean, Get? Get: Get out of the house. I am not leaving this house. You taught him all of this stuff! You are gone. What about Easter? You started it. What about Easter? You are not here for Easter. Easter is in a few days. You are not. You are out. You are out for Easter.

Psycho Dad Grills Wii U

Psycho Dad Grills Wii U

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