Are you going to put... You going to go swim with the fishes like your little Xbox there? Aw, you are going to have to wash that! How many things of yours have gotten wet today? (Evil Laughter) How the fuck do you work this thing?! Start! You piece of shit! (Blower Starts) (Screams) Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Fuck! Fuck! Are you kidding me? Shit! Turn off! How?! (Sock Wipe) (WTF Laughter)

(Opens Door Again) He should not be doing this... (Flips Bird!) (Ghost) Where the fuck did he go... Did he touch anything? He touched my... Cannot stand him... (Halo Reach Gameplay) Fuck! What the hell are you doing?! What the hell? Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! No! No! No! It is not what it looks like... Yeah, it is not? I told you what not to do... You are fucking crazy! ...and you are doing it! Look, do not touch the fucking TV! Here! DAD! I told you before about this... Dad! Dad! You made a commitment! You are not going to destroy another fucking... Are you going to destroy that fucking Xbox?! You made an agreement with us and that is that! (Chuckles) That cost money! That is the second Xbox I bought! If you do not learn from this... I had to buy that off freaking Craigslist! I do not care! It was Craigslist!

Learn your lesson. Where are you going?! Where are you going?! Come here! I am not done with you. You do not do that! What do you mean? That is not going to teach him anything! Oh, that does not teach him anything yet you spray me with a hose. Well, you made him upset! You guys are all mental! You promised! I fucking hate...You promised! It is going to still work. You promised...You promised. (Mocking) Whatever! Hey! Hello! Earth to your child, do you even care?! Uh, it is wet. Do you even care? Oh, it is wet? You cannot be treating him like that! It is called it is broken, it is electronic! I do not care, you do not listen. There has to be some other way. You promised us something, you stick to it. I swear to God if you film one more fucking video, how about I get your whole fucking camera wet!?

So this is where he has been going. Hey, you need any help there? Why are you always filming?! What are you doing in there? Nothing. Could you not go in there, please! Alright, if it bugs you that much. Jesus Christ, I will put the camera down. Look, I am sorry. I just do not...I am working out in there, and I don't want anyone to see like it looks like there is sweat everywhere. and shit. Oh, there is a bunch of sweat of everywhere! Do not go in there! I am serious! Okay! I am serious. Alright. Just do not fucking go in there. I am just going to poop, so I am going to come back, and if I see you in there, I am going to kill you! Alright, fine! (Opens Door) (Jeffrey!) What?! Like as a brother, could you just be cool for once?! I really have to shit, alright? Alright, fine. (I am trusting you!) Alright, do not sweat your dick off.

I do not care. I do not care. Dad, what the fuck are you doing?! Dad, I swear to God! Oh, shit. If you do this... What are you going to do? Oh, shit. Seriously, what are you going to do? I am going to call... Child Services. Call somebody, Jess. This is not right. You cannot do this to your child! Yes, I can. You are not listening. You are in my house. Why... You are not listening! I have a game in there! I have Halo Reach! You should learn! That means something to me! You made a commitment to us that you would not game until you got a job. I made a commitment to that! I made a commitment to that! Dad! DAD! Holy shit! Holy shit! You are hopeless. Stinking hopeless. Fuck! There it is! (Laughing) Oh, my God. Are you fucking crazy?! I cannot believe that happened.

Psycho Dad Drowns Xbox

Psycho Dad Drowns Xbox

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