I kurwa knew it. Czy you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Is that fucking kamera - is that on? Yeah, it's on. You fucking took... are these my fucking oranges? You took all the food out of the fucking... you took- It's closer because I'm down here now. Could you back the spierdolić off kolesia? Oh, well, maybe I want to use one of my plates. I mean, I don't know, you have what? Twenty of my pla- ONE OF MY BIGGEST PET PEEVES IS PEOPLE FILMING WHILE I'M EATING! Oh, I'm so sorry, well maybe I wanted to actually use some of the damn plates we have in the house. ...Co are you robisz? I'm trying to get the shit out of the can- *sighs* Get out of my- Is that what you've been- It's pieprzony dinner. Are you kurwa living down here?

Do you have nothing better to do? I've been down here for a while, dziękuję for caring. Well, do you have anything to do? You're like sitting down here playing video fucking games, eating like... I'm not listening to you, dude. ...processed pasta out of a damned can. It's Chef Boyardee, it's not fucking processed, dude. You gotta fucking- It's fucking good. You got a nice little sausage sitting on top- YEAH OH DO YOU WANT IT? YOU WANT IT, DUDE? Aww, did I hit your camera? Maybe you przestań fucking filming. Jesse, you're supposed to put the sausage IN the box. Do... Do you get what I just said? The box! Like... like... a vagina. Do you get it? This is... I sleep here. I need to bring the fucking trash can from upstairs down here. Aw, you need a trash can? You have to go upstairs? To looks like your PIEPRZONY NOS.

Well, maybe you should just bring the trash can down here. Or, maybe, do you need a bathroom? Do you need a bathroom down here? I gotta get back to the game because I'm doing a fucking speedrun right now. Oh, a speedrun. Yeah. -Ah When I pause it but I still consider it when the.. when the.. when it.. You do a speedrun with all your Chef Boyardee? Whatever.. fucking leave me alone please. ..Yeah? Tak. Aw, Jesus.. Oh, what is this? Jeffery, co ty robisz? What is that, your poop bucket? No! That's just where I can throw shit away. So when I'm done.. I'm not- ..You throw shit out your ass? Is that what you're talking about? Shut the fuck up dude. How are you gonna do a speedrun with that? I'm taking a bite, and then I pause in between.

But I still consider the- when you pause it.. time in the game. So don't fuck up. ..Yeah, whatever you say. Co to jest? What- What is this? You don't even know? Binding of Isaac It's one of the greatest fucking games ever. Is this... Is this nowe? Like, why are you not playing Zelda? Because it just came.. Because it just came out. I already beat fucking Zelda I put a hundred plus hours and ..did all the side quests and shit. Aw you ain't- Skyrim ain't got nothing on that shit dude. ...yeah it doesn't got nothing on that? Uh-huh? kurwa! CHODŹ here.. ...you fucking.. What is this? It's like.. ..dude it's like a little friggin baby crying. It's like you. It's like.. It's like.. Ah! Oh, it's actu- ah! Wait a minute... This is YOU

Could you LEAVE?! IN THE BASEMENT! COULD YOU LEAVE?! .. IT'S YOU IN THE BASEMENT! COULD YOU FUCKING LEAVE ALREADY?! JESUS CHRIST! Sorry.. I just wanna fucking play my game in peace.. Am I interrupting your speedrun? Yeah, you actually shaved off a good fucking minute in the wrong direction. Yeah? If you shaved your fucking beard.. ...can I help you? What's this do? Dude! DUDE ARE YOU FUCKING- AAAAH shit! *MANIACAL laughing* FUCKING HOT *more maniacal laughing* FUCKING ASSHOLE *even more maniacal laughing* ARE YOU SERIOUS?! You come down here to fuck with me?! Yeah, wait.. ..wait what the fuck? ...fucking shit... Is this thing... ..fuck.. ..shit.. Here, you already fucking ruined it. I'll take this.

Hah! Dumbass! I can play it like this too, you fucking idiot! Wait, are you kidding me?! *snickering* *door slams* *tap tap tap* Jesse, it's your brother! I got a question! LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE! Oh my god, you're very irritable. How's that Chef Boyardee treating ya? I just want some privacy, pleeaaseee. You could use some privacy.. I see... Alright.. I'll just leave you to your inspirational music you got going on in there.. ...what are you listening to, Jess? Pandora! Ah, yes, Pandora. I see. Ah. Cause that sounds an awful lot like that damn game he's been playing. JESSE, ARE YOU PLAYING THAT SHIT ON THE TOILET?! JESSE?! DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! GET OUT! GET OUT RIGHT NOW!

GET THE FUCK OUT! What is this? Fuck this! Aww, look at this. I'm trying to do the- This is some nice material, you took the- FUCK YOU JUST GOT ME FUCKING KILLED DUDE I just got you killed? Dude, you shaved.. Ah, look at this- That's not mine! Are you sure? Would you get out?! What are you doing? Get the fuck out, dude. Czemu are you filmujesz me in fucking the bathtub right now? Why are you playing a 4DS in the bathtub? Wow. Wow. You're a jebany idiota. This is the Nintendo Switch! Is it a- .. I just switched! I switched modes from downstairs. Because that's what it does.. Koleś. Fucking scrublord.. You got like the breath of the friggin wild right now.. Wow, you can't even make that joke because you didn't play this shit. Who's talking about a joke?

Oh, is that what it is? You're just pissed that you couldn't get one because they're sold out? No, I'm pissed because you got these friggin' candles and puma stones everywhere. That's not mine! It's not mine! It's not yours? So you're fucking trying to be funny, are you that desperate for views? Oh mój Boże.. Do you do this a lot!? Do you do this a lot? Fuck! Dude, you're shaving time off, stop distracting me! Oh- What are you doing?! What are you trying to see, stuff dude? Calm down, you're gonna ruin Tato bathtub. I'm trying to brea- ..the fuck is that supposed to mean? I don't know. Maybe Dad wanted to know that you're in here and like you're in his bathtub. Don't you fucking even joke like that, I'm trying to.. Jeffrey, I'm trying to get a world record.. If you wanna fucking..

You DON'T want dad to come in here? Don't even fucking joke around like that. I'm dead serious. Ah, I see. TATAAAA! JEFFERY WHAT THE FUCK? Here, here, here, look if you wanna fucking play some ..Jesse run oh my god... ..oh my god oh my god oh my god.. Here! Here! The frick is this? We'll play two player! Just take it And we'll fucking.. I'll play a different game. We can play two player on this shit The cholera? Cause that's what you wanna do so bad.. What the frick? Alright let's fucking do this. Hahahaha nie DAAAAAAAD!! JEFFERY! Are you fucking.. Gimme this shit! Gimme this shit! Fuck, dude! *door noises* You're an asshole. Oh, I'm an asshole? (Open the door!) Oh, it's zamknięte! one second you're gonna break the door down

Tato! Jeffrey won't leave me spokoju! Oh my god! So rude. What are you doing-? What the fuck? Oh shi- Get that camera outta my face Aw, przepraszam, sorry. Hm. And what are you doing?! I'm trying to- ..Dad I'm trying to do this really quick I really can't do this right now. ..you're trying to do what? play video gra?! I'm jssshhh- It just came out I told you how many times I didn't want you playing video games. ..I know, I know! But if I can get this in under fifteen minutes *indiscernible bełkot* I'll get on the leaderboards Just let me fucking do this ..You're sitting in my tub playing video kra?! Because it's relaxing! You took all the food out of the kitchen, all the plates and put it downstairs! He's been living downstairs! ..You did WHAT?!

You're a fucking asshole! *wtf laughing* Fuck you, dude! ..You took all my food out of the kitchen!? DAD! DAD! DAD! TAT! WHAT THE CHUJA?! *hyena laughing* WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT THE FUCK?! YEAH! ...I'm gonna get electrocuted, dad! I'm gonna get electrocuted! Where the hell is it?! I got it! Gimme that! ...What the- HAT! pat! WHAT AILS YOU?! STUPID SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK?! Jesteś an asshole, Jeffery! You better hope that ...Oh my god Oh, it still works! YOU'RE WEARING A FUCKING UNDERWEAR IN THE BATHTUB?! Yeah, it's like a fucking bathing suit! *psycho dad battle cry* FUCKING CHILL IT, DAD! sat! What the shit? The fuck?! *laughing continues*

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD! CO ZA FUUUUUUUUUUCK?! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD! *laughing intensifies* FUUUUUUUUUUCK! *pounding of device used to break 4DS followed by manly scream* STOOOOOOOP! *AAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH* *breaking sounds* YOU'RE FUCKING CRAZY! YOU KNOW THAT?! Oh shit. OH YOU *gibberish* YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! OH SORRY! Oh my god. You look like the abominable snowman coming to like.... TATO! STOP! The whole fucking cover's coming off of it! *heh heh heh heh heh* NOW YOU'LL LEARN ABOUT PLAYING VIDEO GAMES! NO MORE! I TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT HOW MANY TIMES?! What the fuck?! So can you like switch it back to the TV now? NIE! I CAN'T DO SHIT WITH IT, JEFFERY!

*high-pitched giggling* The fuck?! *gasp* Oh man... I'm gonna destroy that fucking camera! I think you're gonna be fine. YOU'RE AN DUPKIEM!! *laughing resumes* FUCK! That was just uncalled for him. I still got a... Fuck, I still got a warra... Well. I'm gonna go get my tangerines back. Tak! Go get your jebaną food, you pieprzonym prick! Koleś, you took like thirty tangerines from me. I'm gonna have to go get them back now. You okay? You gonna be alright? It's still under thirty days so I think I can still get something for it. Does GameStop have any 4DS trade-in values? *snickering* I'm gonna fucking throw that at your jebana kamera lens. Fuck. *underwater screaming* *screaming, laughing, and więcej screaming*

Uaagh! *fwweph* *sigh* *fweeph* ..fuck... Gościu, you look like... fucking Drew Carey covered in jizz. ..WHY ARE YOU STILL IN HERE? *więcej śmiechu, and fweeeph's* Jizz Carey over here Hahahahaha! You know how hard it's gonna be to get another one of those? *yawn* It's sold out everywhere! Bumble's only got 20/20 vision. Co?! *Śmiechy* What does that even mean?! *laughing continues* Co the chuja are you talking about?

Psycho Dad Destroys Nintendo Switch

Psycho Dad Destroys Nintendo Switch