Oh, you will be okay. Going to go sit by the fire. (Pedophile Laugh) Ella, lay on my feet! Ella, lay on his feet. (Laughs) See, Ella is happy about the whole thing. Yeah, well I am not! She is laughing! Could you get me like soup or some shit? Tuna. You need to knock it off, J.T. Ehhhhh. Are you still filming this?! It is pretty comical. Boobs, please. Ella! Aw, she is so sweet. She says, Stop whining. Do not lick my nipple, you fucking weirdo.

Oh, you motherfucker. Gotcha! Piece of shit! This is why you do not film me and my girlfriend. Oh, that is what this is about? Yeah. Oh, where is your play button? You film me all the time. You are filming me right now. Why can't I film you and your girlfriend? The play button is mine, bitch. Was there even a play button out here? Oh, God. You looking for the key? I put it up in the treehouse! You were planning this the whole time! It is in the fucking treehouse. I put it up there. Just go get it, it is fine. The key is in the treehouse! Go ahead! Where? Where in the treehouse? It is in that box up there. (Evil Giggles) It is freezing out! Oh, WAH! There is a bunch of cat shit up there. (Laughs) What the hell is he up to now?

Just think, the quicker you get it done, the quicker you are back inside. And you will give me the key? I will give you the key. Promise? I promise. Shake on it? I- Yeah, I will shake on it. And I got to do a snow angel? Just do it! (Chilling Screams) (Yeti Calls) (Abominable Snowman Mating Call) OH! Screw you! Screw you! (Childish Laughter) (Icy Screams) Fuck! (Dog Cries) Hey, you did not do the snow angel! Knock it off! It is freezing out there! Mom, he did not do the snow angel! The Hell? What are you thinking? I cannot feel my toes anymore! No, put it on my feet! Put it on my feet! Man, you wanted to shake on the deal. You did not even do the snow angel. Mom. Stop it. I probably got freaking hypothermia on my toe!

What is up? What do you want with that camera? What the hell is this thing sitting next to you? That is Wiggler from Mario World. And if you are trying to- I got fifth. THANKS! Congratulations! Is this what you wanted to record? If you are trying to get me in trouble... I am going to kill you. I just wanted to let you know that you got a package outside, dude. From Indianapolis to McJuggerNuggets. Indianapolis? Yes sir. I think it is my Youtube Play Button. Maybe they actually sent me a replacement. How exciting. Is it on the front or back? It is on the back. ELLA! Why are you- Sorry. Oh, are you just trying to do an unboxing? Yeah! Where is- (Shuts Door, Locks It) Are you kidding- Did you- This is what this is about?! You are going to record me locked out? Well, this is what happens when you film me and my girlfriend-

Ah, nothing. Do not worry about it. What a freak. Seriously. Pajamas. Is it even up here? Nah! He is going to be so pissed. Where the hell is it? Was this what you were looking for? I fucking cannot stand you right now. Can I have it, please? Alright, I will let you in but- But first... I need you to take your clothes off. I want you to run. To that hill back there! What? Run to that hill back there in your underwear. And do a snow angel. Make a snow angel. I am going to get hypothermia! Well then you better do it quickly so I can let you back in! Wow, he is actually doing it. Holy shit! (Laughs) Wait, really? What the fuck? Nice. Nice Walking Dead Underwear, bro. Screw you! It is a good show, alright? On the hill? Yeah, that hill back there. Just go do it. Real quick.

Psycho Brother's Frozen Lockout

Psycho Brother's Frozen Lockout

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