Nostalgia is one hell of a drug. Who needs crack cocaine when you can reminisce about the past with Rose City glasses? [__] really be gassing up the past sometimes. People be like, Life is so bad now, I wish I was a kid again, life is so much better. Shut up [__]. Like, are you kidding me? I ain't trying to be no kid again [__], especially a Caribbean kid. [Music] Need I say anymore? I mean, yeah, I gotta worry about college or work or whatever, but being a tiny human sucked. Gotta constantly deal with everybody's [__] while at the same time, you can't say anything back. Like, when you're a kid, you were literally everybody's [__]. Oh yeah, wow, this kicks like a mule with his balls wrapped in duct tape. Was it really that bad though? I mean, the 2010s or something else, man. [Music] The music from the 2000s was just some

denouncement. I don't know about you, but when I hear songs from my childhood, I immediately associate them with certain memories. When I hear this, I immediately think of Caribbean parties. When I hear this, I immediately think of [__] blasting music from their car and breaking the sound barriers. [Music] Who the [__] is that guy talking? Banger after banger after banger. Back then, TV shows were works of art, sculpted by the gods and sent down to earth to bless us with their holy presence. Even the commercials were fire. You got Reese's Puffs, Pillow Pets, they got Jake from State Farm or the Geico lizard, the Tootsie Pop, the goal for Cinematic Universe. Why were they trying so hard to sell children insurance? Insurance demonic child away from me. Every Godforsaken hour, Cartoon Network would play this goddamn commercial, animal crackers. [Music] [Applause] SpongeBob used to be the pinnacle of comedy and also for genocide. This is

just a complete joke. I know this man is rolling in his greed, took his pure premium green crystal meth, and you added chili powder to it. Chili powder. Now the only thing that airs on Nick now is the modern SpongeBob episodes and these trash spin-offs. Don't forget to sprinkle a little bit of gelatos in there. Oh, Nickelodeon used to be premium television, now they're just like Shaq when he was on the Celtics, man, just washed. How about we stop canceling shows that are potential and stop trying to milk with the stuff that we already have and hoping that they carry us to a better future. Yeah, yeah, Pat rally. Hey, you should probably take that advice too, you know, actually help our team, you know, that's probably a good idea. You know what, let's cleanse our palette. [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Millie men, many, many [Music] and who can forget Adventure Time, vampire goth mommy, Peak fiction. Now guys, I'm not a furry, right, but hear me

out [Music] I mean just a physical specimen. I mean those eyes, the luscious hair, and that round and curvaceous. There's something different about the movies back then too, especially animated movies. Shout out to Puss in Boots and Spider-Man, but like on the whole world, animated movies now don't really get the same. How to Train Your Dragon cinema, Kung Fu Panda cinema, although it doesn't get that much love. Monsters vs. Aliens has so much meme potential. [Music] Do something violent. You heard the president. Light him up. Cindy got wrote to El Dorado. I definitely watched because of the plot and of course he got the Disney classics. One of my favorite animated movies of all time was The Lion King. To this day, I could watch that movie over a thousand times a day. Now I swear to you that I'm not a furry, but [Music] just look at that look of passion in her eyes. Might have to act W. Somebody called Peter. But you know what? What if all that is just me being nostalgic or blind and

was life really that better back then? And yeah, we had great memories and all, and right now things might seem a little bit rough. It might not be that healthy to be constantly looking back at the past. Seabreaches start building towards the future and start making new memories. Are you ever just chilling and then [Music] we'll be safe [Applause] man this new generation Ain't Gonna Know Nothing But life back then dog. I mean you guys Minecraft all the song Generations [Music] look at all these kids running around doing fortnite dances and Tick Tock dances. How dare they have fun? Come here, come here, come here, come on, come on, come take a hit of this nostalgia foreign [Music] [Music] [Music]

Nostalgia is a lie...

Nostalgia is a lie...

스크립트