예수, 얄 데오, 사도들의 불경스러운 이야기

### 신성 모독적인 예수 이야기: 영지주의적 재구성
* ⚔ 이 이야기는 신성 모독적인 내용에 대한 경고로 시작하여 **예수님 시대에 로마의 정복**으로 이어지는 이스라엘 왕국의 흥망성쇠에 대해 이야기합니다.
* 👶 적대자인 얄 데오는 예수를 단지 선지자라고 속일 계획을 세우고, 그 결과 **헤롯 왕이 베들레헴에서 남자 영아들을 학살**하는 출애굽 이야기를 연상시키는 결과를 낳습니다.
* 🌊 세례 요한이 등장해 죄의 회개를 위한 세례를 전파하고, 예수님은 **세례를 받고 40일 동안 사막을 방황**하며 사탄의 유혹을 물리치고 신성이 되었다고 전해지는데, **세례 요한은 사탄의 유혹을 물리치고 신성한 존재**가 됩니다.
* 🤔 예수님은 세례를 받은 후 사역을 시작하지만 사도들의 오해를 받아 **막달라 마리아에게서만 이해**를 얻게 되면서 좌절하게 됩니다.
* 🍞 예수님은 십자가 처형을 준비하면서 제자들의 정체를 드러내며 **그들이 대제사장에게 사로잡혀 있음을 암시**하고 **유다를 배신자로 선택**해 결국 예수님이 죽음을 맞이하게 됩니다.
* 👻 부활 후 막달라 마리아에게 나타난 예수님은 사도들과 이 소식을 전하려 하지만, **사도들은 여전히 회의적**이고 각자의 오해에 사로잡혀 있습니다.
* 📜 이야기는 **베드로와 바울의 대결**로 절정에 달하며, 두 사도의 죽음과 얄데오와 사탄에 의해 **예수의 가르침이 타락하고 왜곡된 교회**가 설립되는 결과를 초래합니다.
* ⚰ 이 이야기는 **예수의 참된 메시지가 사라지고 거짓 교리로 대체**되었다는 점을 강조하며 어두운 결말로 마무리되어 독자들에게 환멸을 느끼게 합니다.

얄 데오의 끊임없는 계략은 궁극적으로 예수의 메시지를 왜곡하여 오늘날까지 지속되는 왜곡된 유산으로 이어졌습니다.

warning: the following video contains copious amounts of blasphemy. I will not be held responsible for any hurt feelings. Hi. When we last left off, we just finished the Old Testament. Between then and the New Testament, in the time of Jesus, the Kingdom of Israel rose, fell, then got conquered by Rome. So, it's at this point that the Christ finally decides to put an end to Yal Deo and his evil schemes. But Yal Deo has a plan to stop the Christ once and for all, and Yal Deo's plan is that he will trick the incarn of Christ into thinking that he is just another one of Yal Deo's prophets. So, Yalo decides to let the Christ have a mortal body. To do this, he decides to repeat The Exodus Story by having the current King, King Herod, decide to kill all of the male babies, just like Pharaoh did back in Egypt. And so, the king murders all of the children in Bethlehem as Mary and her family flee to Egypt. And that's the story in most

versions. At least there are some Gnostics who didn't even think Jesus was born but instead descended from space. Look up dotism if you want to learn more about that. Anyway, Mary and her family flee to Egypt while the King kills all the newborn boys in Bethlehem. And it's in Egypt where Jesus would spend most of his early childhood before he would return to Nazareth where he would work as a carpenter. While that's all going on, a man named John the Baptist begins his ministry around the Jordan River. And John's Ministry mainly focused on people needing to return to God via baptism, a ritual where you were dunked in the water of the river. He would have two major disciples with him named Simon and Doyus. Eventually, Jesus would join up with John the Baptist and he would also be baptized. According to some Gnostic sects, it was at this moment that the spirit of Christ possessed Jesus and he truly became Divine. And it was after Jesus's baptism that he would wander the desert for 40 days and 40

nights as Jesus leaves to wander the desert. Yalo summons his most loyal archons to the Heavenly Council to prepare for their plan to stop Jesus. They can't just kill him; otherwise, it could escalate into another Book of Enoch style Global incident. So their plan is to simply get Jesus to worship Yalo. So Yalo picks his most loyal and cunning archon to do the job for him, that being Satan or the adversary. Satan had been Yal Deo's right-hand man ever since Sabba Oath decided to switch sides during the whole flood incident. So Satan would go to Jesus and try and convince him to worship Yalo and submit to his will. If Jesus accepted Yalo, then the Christ would be able to rule over the physical world together. So Satan would go to Jesus and try and convince him that the ploma is overrated and that he should want to rule the physical world. Jesus continually rebukes Satan, and after 40 days of trying, Satan ultimately fails, returning to Yalo in defeat. Yal scorn Satan for his failure, but Satan

doesn't give up. He has a plan B. If they can't corrupt Jesus, then they will simply corrupt his message. Shortly after Jesus defeats Satan, he begins his ministry in Galilee and performs all sorts of miracles. Meanwhile, John the Baptist gets thrown into prison and his head gets cut off. His two followers, Simon and Doyus, would argue over who would be the next leader of the sect after John's death. A small group of John's followers decides that both Simon and Doyus are morons and leaves the group. These people are still around today, called the Mandans. Anyway, Simon basically leaves and does his own thing for a while. At one point, he meets a slave woman named Helen of Tyre, and the two of them go on various Gnostic side quests throughout Anatolia, or modern-day Turkey. While Simon and the John the Baptist act are off doing their own thing, Jesus's ministry is going horribly wrong. His followers, while good-natured, don't understand his message. First, he tries explaining it bluntly. They don't understand it. Then he

tries using metaphors or parables to explain it. They still don't get it. One of his followers, Peter, is so dumb that he's given the nickname of the rock, as in dumb as a rock. As Jesus's 12 apostles were testing the limits of his patience, he finally meets someone who understands what he's talking about, a woman named Mary Magdalene. And after raising her brother from the dead, the two of them become very close. Anyway, Jesus would finally start to get some headway as various female followers started to understand what he was talking about. Unfortunately, the 12 male apostles were stuck on the first parable. Things would go from bad to worse for Jesus as he receives a vision that he will soon be killed. So, Jesus prepares for his crucifixion and tries to tell his brother James one final time about the archons, yal deth, and the Poma. But James still doesn't get it, and Jesus decides to give up and just simply tells him to listen to the women after he's

crucified a few days later. Jesus would prepare a final supper with his 12 disciples, and then Jesus asks his disciples who do they think Jesus really is. Judas is the only one to answer correctly, and Jesus pulls Judas aside and explains once again all of the lore. After Jesus finishes giving this exposition dump to Judas, he tells Judas that there's good news and bad news. The good news is that Judas's name will forever be remembered throughout all of human history. The bad news is that his name will live in infamy because Jesus has chosen Judas to be the one to turn over Jesus to the authorities to be crucified. Because here comes the plot twist, the 12 disciples are in fact possessed by the archons. Jesus calls Judas the 13th archon, which would be Yalo himself, revealing that Jesus knew that all along. Yalo had been planning to corrupt his message. He simply mocks the Yalo-possessed Judas, telling him that killing

him won't work. So, the next day, Judas, possessed by Al Deo, turned Jesus into the authorities, and Jesus is then crucified. As Jesus is dying one of the most painful deaths, you can yalo, and the 12 leave the city to celebrate the death of Jesus and the Victory of the archons. Since yth doesn't need Judas anymore, he leaves Judas, and Judas, now fully aware of what he's done, takes his own life. Back at the cross, Jesus's true followers, the women, can only watch in horror as he dies. Jesus would be buried, but then 3 Days Later, Jesus's tomb would be found empty, and Jesus would appear before Mary Magdalene, giving her one final lesson before he tells her to gather all of his followers together for one final message. Mary then goes to Peter and tells him that Jesus has come back to life, but Peter, still being under the influence of the 12th archon, Satan, doesn't believe her. But he decides to gather all of the disciples just in case, and it's then

that Jesus appears before all of them and gives them one final Q&A session before ascending to heaven. The archons are then forced out of the Apostles' bodies, free from their influence. The TW start freaking out because if Jesus was killed, so will they. Then Mary Magdalene gives everyone a big pep talk and then explains what Jesus told her shortly after he resurrected. Basically, when you die, you ascend through multiple layers of heaven and you have to shut off the various shells of your ego, things like lust and greed for example. Otherwise, you'll never be able to get through, and it's only once you've shed off your bodily desires can you return to the pleroma from which you came. And this is how you are saved, not by worshiping Y. Too Peter says that that is the stupidest thing he's ever heard and that Mary must have been having another bout of her womanly hysteria. Levi and Thomas tell Peter to stop acting like an incel, and this leads to a schism among Jesus's followers or

At least it would have. Unfortunately, Mary Magdalene just straight up disappears from both biblical narratives and history at this point, so we have no idea what happens to her. So, with Mary's mysterious disappearance, Peter and James are left in charge. So, how do they handle spreading the gospel? Well, they immediately go back to worshiping Yalo. And since Yal Deo has the followers of Jesus under his control and he's pissed, he asks Satan, who still has influence over Peter, what to do. And Satan comes up with an idea that would lead to as much suffering as possible: Christian proto-communism. With Yal Deo's help, Peter abolishes the concept of property in his Christian community. And as people begin to convert to Peter's cult in Jerusalem, he forces them to give up all of their property to be distributed by the apostles. At one point, a married couple, the husband named Annias and the wife Safira, tried to keep some of their money. So, Peter has Yal the Ba SM them. Meanwhile, within the

ploma. Jesus is seeing all of this and decides to put his plan B into action and gives a vision to his old-time pal from the John the Baptist days, Simon. One day, while on his way to prelati, Simon meets a small child and asks for directions to Jerusalem. The child, who is actually the accompanying Spirit in disguise, reveals that Simon is blessed and has been called to Jerusalem to meet his fellow Apostles, and that he needs to get the other Apostles to stop being cringey communists and stop yal de be in the ark cons. But before Simon can respond, Sophia appears and lifts him up through the various layers of Heaven. While in the fourth Heaven, Simon sees angelic-like beings. These beings bring a soul from the realm of the dead and whip it. The soul asks why they are doing this, and these beings explain that the soul is full of envy and wrath, and that it's the soul of a murderer. And so these beings rip the soul apart and is then placed into a new

body. Simon then proceeds through the other layers of Heaven all the way up to the seventh heaven. While there, he encounters Jesus, who has a throne that surpasses the sun's brightness by sevenfold. Jesus then tells Simon that he needs to set the apostles straight and then gives him a vision of the 12 so he knows what they look like. Jesus then gives Simon the name Paul, and Paul is allowed to see the 10th Heaven, which is the ploma. Paul is then returned to his body and goes to meet with the apostles in Jerusalem. So, Paul meets with Peter and the other Apostles in Jerusalem, and because centralized planning never works and that Peter is an idiot, everyone is starving. So, Paul asks Peter if he can help their organization. Peter agrees on the condition that Paul gives him a bunch of money. Luckily for Paul, during the life of Jesus, he had already done a whole bunch of side quests and had a whole bunch of money saved up, and so he's able to buy Peter off. So, Paul is able to

become an apostle on par with Peter and starts preaching about the Sophia and Yal Deo Laor and that the people should stop following the Torah because it was written by a false god. This alerts Peter to the fact that he's been tricked. So, Peter and Paul would have multiple back-and-forth confrontations, the most notable time being that Peter wouldn't eat with non-Jews because it's not Kosher. The two of them would have bad blood throughout the rest of their lives, and Paul would eventually give up on trying to save Peter and instead focus on preaching the gospel to the people of Rome. While Paul was off preaching the gospel, Peter would continue to see and meet back in Jerusalem. James, the brother of Jesus, tries to calm Peter down, but Peter is still mad at Paul. Then Jesus appears before both of them in a vision. Jesus then tells Peter and James that they need to once again be filled with the Holy Spirit. Peter asks Jesus why they need to be filled when they should have

already been filled while he was alive. Jesus explains that simply being baptized and getting the Holy Spirit isn't enough; you have to actually be a good person. He encourages them to be filled with the spirit once again. James then asks for help to not be tempted by Satan, and Jesus responds by saying that if they are oppressed and persecuted but still do the father's will, they will be loved and considered equals. Jesus urges them not to fear suffering and reminds them of his own crucifixion. Jesus also tells them to not fear death and that the kingdom of God belongs to those who believe in his cross. James asks Jesus if they can have the power to see the future, and Jesus replies that the head of Prophecy was cut off with John the Baptist. James asks what he means by this, and Jesus explains that the power of Prophecy comes from the head, and when the head of John the Baptist was removed, so too did everyone lose the power of Prophecy. He tells them to not get drunk.

not go astray and to trust them and actually preach his words rather than those twisted by yalo and Satan. Peter gets even more frustrated and says that Jesus keeps contradicting himself. Jesus reminds them that they have received blessings through faith and knowledge and that everyone should get along. After this, Jesus leaves Peter and James alone. Unfortunately, Peter doesn't understand what Jesus meant by this and simply gets more angry now than he was before. Was enough. Peter would then challenge Paul to a final climactic showdown, which would take place in the Roman Coliseum before the emperor of Rome, Nero. They would each perform miracles more ridiculous than the last. Paul's final miracle was to fly into the air. Peter responded by having yal Deo strike Paul down. Paul dies from the impact. Peter then declares that he is the true voice of God and then proceeds to have himself crucified upside down so that he could come back to life in three days. And he does it upside down to prove that he is better than Jesus. This

expectedly doesn't work, and Peter is also killed. After their deaths, Paul's Soul would rise to the ploma, while Peter would go before yalo, expecting to be risen from the dead. yalo Peter that Jesus's resurrection was a spiritual one and not a physical one. yel de beo then has his archons RI Peter's Soul apart with both Peter and Paul dead. yal Deo and Satan were free to corrupt the message of Jesus and convince the world that Jesus was a part of some nonsensical Triune godhead, with yalo as the centerpiece. And yal deo's false Church continues to this very day and is still being Guided by Satan. The end. What were you expecting? A happy ending?

The New Testament But Its Gnostic

Parry Megistus

얄 데오와 그리스도 사이의 갈등

얄데오는 헤롯 왕을 이용해 베들레헴의 모든 남자 아기들을 죽이려 하고, 이집트에서 파라오의 행동을 모방하여 그리스도의 사명을 방해하려 합니다.

예수님은 어린 시절을 이집트에서 보낸 후 나사렛으로 돌아와 세례 요한과 함께 사람들에게 세례를 베풀며 하나님께로 돌아오라고 외칩니다.

예수님이 세례를 받으신 후 사탄이 이끄는 얄데오의 대군들은 예수님을 경배하도록 유혹하지만 예수님은 그들을 꾸짖으시고 사탄의 궁극적인 실패로 이어집니다.

예수님은 사탄을 물리친 후 사역에 어려움을 겪게 되고, 추종자들은 그의 메시지를 이해하기 위해 고군분투합니다.

세례 요한의 죽음으로 추종자들은 분열되고, 시몬과 도유스는 각자의 길을 가게 됩니다.

자신의 가르침을 설명하려는 예수의 노력은 혼란에 부딪히지만 결국 막달라 마리아와 다른 여성 추종자들의 지지를 얻게 됩니다.

알 데오에 홀린 유다는 예수를 배신하고 십자가에 못 박히게 됩니다.

예수의 죽음 이후 유다는 자신의 행동을 깨닫고 스스로 목숨을 끊습니다.

3일 후 예수의 무덤이 비어 있는 것을 발견한 막달라 마리아에게 나타나 승천하기 전 마지막 교훈을 전하고, 베드로와 야고보는 복음 전파를 맡게 됩니다.

시몬의 신성한 사명: 바울로의 변화

사도들의 고군분투를 목격한 예수님은 시몬에게 환상을 보여주시고 예루살렘으로 부르심을 드러내십니다.

시몬은 천국의 여러 층을 통과하는 여정을 통해 예수님을 만나게 되고, 예수님은 그에게 바울이라는 이름을 지어주고 10번째 천국을 보여 줍니다.

바울은 예루살렘으로 돌아와 베드로와 다른 사도들을 돕겠다고 제안하고, 저축한 돈으로 사도들의 조직을 지원합니다.

베드로와 바울의 갈등: 믿음을 위한 투쟁

바울은 토라가 거짓 신에 의해 쓰여졌다고 주장하며 토라에 반대하는 설교를 시작했고, 이에 베드로는 화를 내며 계속 대립하게 됩니다.

베드로의 진정 시도에도 불구하고 두 사람의 관계는 여전히 긴장된 상태였고, 바울은 결국 로마에서 설교하는 데 집중하게 됩니다.

예수님은 베드로와 야고보에게 환상으로 나타나 다시 성령으로 충만해질 것을 촉구하고 고난 속에서도 아버지의 뜻을 행하면 사랑과 평등으로 이어질 것이라고 안심시킵니다.

베드로는 예수의 모순에 좌절하고 그의 메시지를 이해하기 위해 고군분투합니다.

긴장감은 로마 콜로세움에서 베드로와 바울의 대결로 고조되고, 바울의 죽음과 자신의 우월성을 증명하려는 베드로의 시도가 실패하면서 절정에 이릅니다.

두 사람이 죽은 후 베드로와 바울의 영혼은 분리되어 얄로와 사탄이 예수님의 메시지를 왜곡하고 거짓 교회를 설립할 수 있게 됩니다.