Cooper! What is this, a 7? That's my score! Don't you know how to count?

That's not what I meant. How did you manage a 7? I tried my best! You said you shouldn't give special treatment to people who try their best.

It doesn't matter how hard you tried during the exam. What matters is that you didn't study!

I lose to the rich kids no matter how hard I study, anyway.

Studying and money are completely unrelated.

They're a bit related. They're very related!

That still doesn't justify a 7! I'm a general student anyway, so I don't get the praise a premium student gets for studying!

What are you talking about? What's a general student? There are general students and premium students.

Premium students pay teachers $500 monthly and they get to know what's on the exam first,

don't get in trouble for talking during class, and are free from cleaning duties.

I want to talk in class without getting in trouble, too!

But our family is poor as hell and can't even sign me up for premium.

It's true we're in debt, but it's not that bad, boy! I wanna be a premium student, too!

I wanna stop having to clean the restroom for talking in class! Sign me up for premium!

If what you're saying is true, this is a very serious social problem.

That does it, Cooper! I'm meeting your homeroom teacher.

Who are you? Are you Cooper's homeroom teacher?

Please don't kill me, sir! I'm all my mother has. I asked if you were Cooper's homeroom teacher.

Yes, yes! That's correct! What the hell is a premium student?

Oh, yes, a premium student is a student who pays $500 monthly for premium benefits.

And you think this premium policy is fair? I'm just following orders from above, Mr. Cooper's father!

Then I have to shoot the principal! That's it! Where's the principal's office? It's at the end of the hall on the 2nd floor.

Where's the principal! Oh my goodness! Who are you! I came to have a nice talk about education.

Read the rules on the left, first! I just can't believe parents these days! What...

Rules for Entering the Principal's Office With a Double Barrel Shotgun. Read it out loud! One, before pulling the trigger --

Louder! One! Before pulling the trigger, make sure you've had enough talk with the principal.

Two! If you've made up your mind to pull the trigger, do the job swiftly with a single shot to the head.

Three! If you don't finish the job on the first shot -- you're just trying to buy time!

I'm sorry! I'm sorry, sir! Did you make this premium policy? Huh?!

No, sir. Jaeyong's father proposed it, sir, not me. Jaeyong's dad?

Yes, yes! That's it! Jaeyong's father suggested it, so we decided to try it out, sir!

Please, I'm going to die of natural causes soon anyway. Please give me a chance, sir.

Jaeyong's dad, the chairman of Hwaran Group? Yes, that's correct! That's correct!

Then I have to shoot the chairman of Hwaran Group. Excellent choice, sir! Dear Lord.

Hey, mustachio, stop there a second! Move! What are you here for? I came to meet your chairman.

I'll have to search you first. Raise your arms. Oh, for the love of... What?! A paperclip?

You hid this in your ass to use to assassinate the chairman! No, that's just an ordinary paperclip.

Hmm, I'm confiscating this. Raise your arms again. What?! A chocolate cookie?! You hid this in your ass to use to assassinate the chairman!

Do you have an asshole fetish? Hmm, I'm taking this. Raise your arms again. What?!

Okay, that's good enough. Can I go now? Hmm, wait. What are you carrying on your back?

Oh, this? This is a double-barrel shotgun. Okay, you're good to go! Where's the chairman!

Are you Jaeyong's dad? - Mr. Chairman! - Mr. Chairman! I asked if you were Jaeyong's dad!

Mr. Chairman, are you okay! I heard you introduced the premium policy at my kid's school.

What do you think poor children would think if they grew up with that policy! - Mr. Chairman! - Mr. Chairman!

Do you have anything to say! What?! Don't try anything! Are you trying to buy me with money?

You are so wrong, buddy. I would never succumb to a piece of paper... Hmm?!

What are you--! You old geezer, your head is full of nothing but paper! Huh?!

Even if materialistic pigs like you offered millions, billions of dollars, I wouldn't budge.

You insult me like this one more time, I'm pulling the trigger for real.

Dad, what's with the steak? Did you win the lottery or something? What?! What do you mean by the lottery?

What's wrong with eating steak every now and then? It keeps society going. You should be worried about paying off our debts.

What does eating steak change? We're moving tomorrow. - Eh? - Huh? What? Did you shove a chocolate cookie up your ass?

Don't question it, just accept it! Are you sure you didn't win the lottery? Be quiet and eat your meal.

Eat it while it's still hot. Huh? Dad, you have a call! Jaeyong's father, Master...? 

Boy! Give that to me right now! Why is Jaeyong's dad 'Master'?

Don't just take my phone, boy! I just asked why Jaeyong's dad is called 'Master'!

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장삐쭈

아들의 낮은 시험 성적과 프리미엄 학생 제도에 대한 불만

아들의 낮은 시험 점수(7점)에 대한 아버지의 질책

아들의 노력에도 불구하고 낮은 점수를 받은 것에 대한 불만

시험 준비 부족을 지적하며 노력과 결과의 비례하지 않음을 강조

열심히 공부해도 부잣집 아이들에게 지는 현실에 대한 불만

공부와 돈의 관계에 대한 논쟁 (아버지: 무관, 아들: 관련 있음)

프리미엄 학생 제도에 대한 불공정성 지적

프리미엄 학생 제도의 부당함과 그 실태 폭로

프리미엄 학생과 일반 학생의 차이점 설명 (월 500달러 지불)

프리미엄 학생의 특혜 (시험 문제 미리 알기, 수업 중 대화 허용, 청소 면제)

가정 형편의 어려움으로 프리미엄 학생이 될 수 없다는 아들의 하소연

아버지의 프리미엄 학생 제도에 대한 문제 인식

학교 및 관련 인물들과의 갈등과 해결 과정

아버지의 학교 방문 및 프리미엄 학생 제도에 대한 항의

담임 선생님과의 대화를 통한 프리미엄 학생 제도에 대한 정보 확인

교장 선생님과의 대면 및 제도 시행자에 대한 추궁

황란 그룹 회장과의 대면 및 제도 도입 배경에 대한 추궁

황란 그룹 회장과의 대화 및 제도의 부당성에 대한 비판

갈등 이후의 변화와 암시적인 결말

갑작스러운 스테이크 만찬과 가족의 이사 계획

아버지의 수상한 행동과 암시적인 해결 방안

황란 그룹 회장의 전화와 '회장님' 호칭에 대한 의문 제기

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