See, this is the color I want. This is Damen. He's almost too gay to function. Nice Weg, Janice. What's it made of? Your mom's chest hair. Don't have sex 'cause you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position. Don't have sex standing up. Just don't do it. Promise. Okay, everybody take some rubers. That one there, that's Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damen signed extra in English last year. She asked me how to spell orange. And that little one, that's Gretchen Meers. She's totally rich because her dad invented toaster strudel. Chian wieners knows everybody's business. She knows everything about everyone. That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets. And evil takes a human form in Regina George. I'll be fooled 'cause she may seem like your typical selfish backstabbing faed ho bag, but in reality, she is so much more than that. She's the queen bee, the star, those other

two are just her little workers. Regina George. How do I even begin to explain Regina George? Regina George is flawless. She has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus. I hear her hair is insured for $10,000. I hear she does car commercials in Japan. Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues. One time she met John Stamos on a plane, and he told her she was pretty. One time she punched me in the face. It was awesome. Now where you sit in the cafeteria is crucial because you got everybody there. You got your freshman, rotty guys, preps, JV jocks, Asian nerds, cool Asians, Varsity jocks, unfriendly black hotties, girls who eat their feelings, girls who don't eat anything, desperate wannabes, burnouts, sexually active bands, the greatest people you will ever meet, and the worst. Beware of the plastic. Oh my God, I love your bracelet. Where did you get it? Oh, my mom made it for me. It's adorable. It's so fetch. What is fetch? Oh

It's like slang from England, so if you're from Africa, why are you white? We want to invite you to have lunch with us every day for the rest of the week. Oh, it's okay, coolness. So, we'll see you tomorrow. On Wednesdays, we wear pink. Hey, get out of here. Oh my God, Danny DeVito, I love your work. Oh no, you can't like Aaron Samuels. That's Regina's ex-boyfriend. They went out for a year. Yeah, and then she was devastated when he broke up with her last summer. I thought she dumped him for Shane Omen. Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off-limits to friends. I mean, that is just like the rules of feminism. Wow, your house is really nice. I know, right? Make sure you check out her mom's boo job. Their heart is rocks. I'm home. Hey, Kylie. Hey, hey, hey, hey. How are my best girlfriends? Hey, M. George, this is Katie. Hello, sweetheart. Welcome to our [Music] home. I just want you to know, if you need

anything don't be shy, okay? There are no rules in this house. I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom, right Regina? Please stop talking, okay? Um, is there alcohol in this? Oh God, honey, no. What kind of mother do you think I am? Why do you want a little bit? 'Cause if you're going to drink, I'd rather you do it in the house. No, thank you. On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was. It's October 3rd. Two weeks later, we spoke again. It's raining. Yeah, but I wanted things to move faster, so I followed my instincts. Hey um, I'm totally lost, can you help me? But I wasn't lost, I knew exactly what was Norbury was talking about. It's a factorial, so you multiply each one by n. Wrong, is that the summation? Yeah, the same thing. Wrong, he was so wrong. Thanks, I uh, I get it now. Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total and no other girls can say anything about it.

the hardcore girls just wear lingerie and some form of animal ears. Doesn't she look great, honey? What are you? I'm a mouse, duh. Unfortunately, no one told me about the rule, so I showed up like [Music] [Applause] [Music]. This hey, why are you dressed so scary? It's Halloween, but this was girl world. Your hair looks sexy pushed back. I'm going to you. I'm going to you. I'll meet you [Music] [Music]. This is ass, you guys. It's been a month, and all we've done is make Regina's face smell like a foot. Oh my God, I love your skirt. Where did you get it? Uh, it was my mom's in the 80s. Vintage, so adorable. Thanks. That is the ugliest effing skirt I've ever seen. Jingle Bell swing, jingle [Music] bellowing of now the jingle jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock, jingle bell, jingle bell dancing and pring Jingle Bell.

[Music] Square Jason, what a bright. It's right to rock the night away. Jingle bell time is the to ring in a jle. [Applause] piing jingle. That's the jingle bell. That's the jingle bell. That's the jingle bell. Because being with the Plastics was like being famous. People looked at you all the time, and everybody just knew stuff about you. That new girl moved here from Africa. I saw Katy Haron wearing army pants and flip-flops, so I bought army pants and flip-flops. That kitty girl is hot. She might even be hotter than Regina George. I hear Regina George is dating Aaron Samuels again. The two were seeing canoodling at Chris iso's Halloween party. They've been inseparable ever since. Stop to your [Music] cloth. Well, there must be something you're good at. I can put my whole fist in my mouth. Want to see? No, that's okay. Anything else? I'm kind of psychic. I have a fit sense. What do you mean? It's like I have

ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain. Really? That's amazing. Well, they can tell when it's raining. Hello. If someone said something bad about you, you'd want me to tell you, right? No. What if it was someone you thought was your friend? What? You hold on the other line. I'm not taking this anymore. Good for you, Gretch. Hello. Let's go out. Okay, hold on. I'm on the other line with Gretchen. Don't invite Gretchen. Driving me nuts. Hold on. Okay, hurry up. It's Regina. She wants to hang out with me tonight, but she told me not to tell you. Do not hang out with her. Why? You don't want me to tell you. Oh, she can tell me. Hold on. Oh my God, she's so annoying. Who is? Who's this? Gretchen, right? Hold on. Oh my God, she's so annoying. I know. Just get rid of her. Okay, what is it? Regina says everyone hates you because you're such a... She said that? You didn't hear it from me. A little harsh, scratch. Whatever, she

has a right to know. I can't go out. I'm sick. Boo, you. Oh God, you dirty little liar. I'm sorry. I can explain. Explain how you forgot not to invite us to your party, Janice. I cannot stop this car. I have a curfew. You know I couldn't invite you. I had to pretend to be plastic. Buddy, you're not pretending anymore. You're plastic, cold, shiny, hard plastic. Curfew 1:00 a.m. and it's now 1:10. Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters and listen to awesome music and then just sit around and soak up each other's awesomeness? You know what? You're the one who made me like this so you could use me for your eighth-grade revenge. God, see, at least me and Regina George know we're mean. You try to act like you're so innocent, like, Oh, I used to live in Africa with all the little birdies and the little monkeys. You know what? It's not my fault you're like in

love with me or something. What? Oh no, she did not see. That is the thing with you Plastics. You think that everybody is in love with you when actually everybody hates you. Like Aaron Samuels, for example. He broke up with Regina and guess what? He still doesn't want you. So why are you still messing with Regina, Katie? I'll tell you why. Cuz you are a mean girl. You're a here. You can have this at want a prize and I want my pink shirt [Music] back. This girl is the nastiest skank I've ever met. Do not trust her. She is a bugly [Music]. I found it in the girl's bathroom. It's So Mean. Mr. Deval, is this true? Train pack made out with Coach Carr. Good Lord, what's that say? Caitlyn C in is a fat [Applause]. Mom, can you pick me up? I'm scared. Janice Ian dyke. Oh, that's original. You get a function. Hey, that's only okay when I say it. Did you write

this no I swear. Then you told somebody. She told you little. You're a. I just wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish that I could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles and we'd all eat, be happy. She doesn't even go here. Do you even go to this school? No, I just have a lot of feelings. I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me, but I can't help it that I'm popular. Oh my, oh Jee. Okay, walk it off, walk it off. Okay, that hurt. Why is everybody stressing over this thing? I mean, it's just plastic. It's really just share it a piece for Gretchen Wieners, a partial springling Queen, a piece for Janice Ian. Seriously, most people just take the crown and go, and a piece for Regina George. She fractured her spine and she still looks like a rock star. Thank you, and some for everybody else. Gina finally girl world was at peace. Hey, check it out, Junior Plastics. And if any freshman tried to

disturb that piece. Well, let's just say we knew how to take care of it. Just kidding.

ICONIC MOMENTS: Mean Girls (2004)

ICONIC MOMENTS: Mean Girls (2004)