Yelim, you know my friend Taehwan?
Yeah?
He broke up with his girlfriend. What? Why?

His girlfriend lied to him, but got caught drinking with another man. Oh my gosh! Why would she lie? I really don't understand people who lie.

See, this is what I love about you. You don't lie to me, you always tell me everything.

And you don't flirt with other guys or cause trouble. Of course, I hate lying. Me too. Yeah.

Sweetie
Yeah? I'd never even been intimate with a man before I met you. You're my first kiss.

(First kiss?) Then you've never even gone out with a guy before? Not even a date?

To be honest, I've been on dates. Right, of course, you can tell me. I once went out with a soccer player.

A soccer player~ But we only went to first base. (LOL) You kissed the soccer player?

Yes
(What's going on?) (What's going on?) You just said I was your first kiss.

Yes! So you lied to me? No, I didn't lie. You just said that you had never kissed another man before we met.

Well, I kissed him after you and I met. (WTF?? LOL) Wait, what? That's even weirder.

(That's worse! LOL) It means you cheated on me! No, it's not cheating! We just kissed.

(What's she saying?? LOL) What?? Why, what's wrong? Hey!
Yes?

(Very concerned) You kissed a soccer player after we started going out? You kidding me? Honey, calm down.

I thought you were different, what the heck? Are you mad? Of course I'm mad! Wouldn't you be?

But why, though? You just said you kissed another man! No, honey, you've got it all wrong.

About what? Please listen to me. Fine. I met a soccer player, K, and we kissed. Yeah? But it was a dream.

(LOLLLLLLLLL) (What an excuse!) You kissed him in your dream? Yes!

This was all in your dream? Yes, we kissed in my dream! (Wait, he falls for that??)

Well, if it was in your dream, that's fine. Yes! I really felt bad even though it was just a dream~

You felt bad? Yes. How sweet of you. Right? It's okay if it was just a dream, not like this happened in real life.

Right, you know I'd never lie to you. I'm sorry I misunderstood you. It's okay, babe.

Phew, that was close. (OMG LOLLLLLLLLL CRAZY!!) (THIS IS CRAZY!) What was that?

Huh? That was close? (OMG!!!) (LOLLL) Oh, I came close to leaving work early yesterday.

(This is hilarious LOLL) Close to leaving work early? Yes. You came close to leaving work early?

Right, I was this close to doing that. Oh, that's what you meant? Yes~ You're not doubting me, right?

Sorry, I doubted you for a second, sorry. It's okay, you can trust me. You know I can't lie.

Of course I trust you~ Oh, last night, I received a phone call from a number I don't recognize.

It was from a classmate who I haven't spoken to in 20 years. And he asked me to lend him some money.

For real? So I asked around about him. Turns out he's addicted to gambling, so he goes around trying to borrow money from people, and he's lost about 200K so far.

Oh my god, 200K? Isn't that crazy? That's crazy. But honey, yeah?

Losing 200K is nothing, though. Yeah? This happened to my friend; listen carefully. She lost 500K gambling.

500K?! Yeah. She lost all her money, and her parents' money, and borrowed a ton of money from friends, so she lost all her friends, too.

She lived in a casino for 3 years. OMG, is she crazy? How can she lose 500K gambling?

Wow, she must be insane to do such a thing! What a nutcase! Honey, that's not nice; you're going too far.

No, I'm not! Think about it. She should've come to her senses before losing 500K.

She's a complete nutcase! Think about it, she lost 500K! Hey, yes. You think I wanted to lose all that?

You think I wanted to lose all that?
(LOLLL) (OMG LOLLLLLLLLL)

This was about you??
(CRAZY!!!) Huh? Did you lose 500K?

(WHO IS SHE??? LOLL) What are you talking about? You just said, "You think I wanted to lose all that?"

(Her brain's on fire) I meant, my friend lost 500K gambling. So I lost my temper and slapped her.

So I was just saying it's not like I wanted to lose my temper and slap her. (What kind of BS is she saying?? LOLLL)

It was about you losing your temper? Yes! (Losing temper and slapping, LOL) So you didn't lose 500K?

Of course not, that's crazy! You were talking about losing your temper~ Yes~ Of course, no way you'd have lost all that money gambling and lived in a casino.

You know I despise gambling. Really? Yes. Sweetie, you know I can't lie. You gotta trust me.

Yes, I do! You can't even lie, so how would you know anything about gambling? Right, so stop doubting me, babe.

Sorry for doubting you for a sec. Okay, I heard another thing about this classmate. Yeah, his gambling addiction is so bad that he's gone crazy.

Yeah? You know what he named his pet dog? What did he name the dog? He named the dog Poker.

(LOLLL Poker) What kind of name is that for a dog? He's crazy! Wow, that is crazy.

What was your dog's name? Toto? (OMG Toto LOLLL Sports Toto??)

Sigh... I should really stop... Toto... You gamble, don't you? What? You just said you should stop... Toto...

(She got caught again, LOLLL) I meant my dog Toto should stop eating snacks. She won't eat her meals.
(LOLLLLL)

Your dog Toto should stop eating snacks? Right. (Her dog Toto, not Sports Toto? LOLL)

That's what you meant? That's what I meant. Not Sports Toto? No, I'm talking about my pet Toto.

Yeah? Stop doubting me. Someone's calling you. Let me just get this. Hello? Ah~ Right.

Yes, I'll pay you back. I promise I'll at least pay the interest by next week. (LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL)

(Choking) Darn Toto, made me take out a loan. (OMG LOLLLLLLLLLL)

You took out a loan because of gambling? Huh? You said you took out a loan because of Toto.

I... I meant I took out a loan to pay for my dog Toto's surgery. (STOP!! LOLLLLLLLLLLL)

You took out a loan for your dog's surgery? Yeah, he's... really sick. Is that so?

Yes. How expensive was the surgery that you had to take out a loan for? You sure you're not gambling?

Honey, yeah. Don't you know I despise gambling? Really? You know I can't lie!

Babe, yeah? Can you lend me 20K? (LOLLLL Money for gambling?)

You want me to lend you 20K? I'll pay you back 40K next month.

(LOLLLL double the principal) That's possible? Definitely. I'll pay you back!

What are you saying right now? How on earth would you pay me back 40K? That's what I'm saying! By next month, I-Will-Pay-You-Back-40K!

(She's really desperate, LOL) You speak so... glibly?
(dobak = gambling, sounds similar to ddobak = articulately)

(LOLLLL DOBAK DOBAK*)
(*gambling) You're so articulate...  using gambling terms.

Let's go, you gotta lend me that money, 20K? (LOLLL) Did you bring your car today?

No, I didn't. Haven't seen you driving much lately, where's your car? It's just over there.

Over there, where? Gangwon Casino (LOLLLL) (Gangwon Casino, LOLL)
Let me borrow 20K!

I have to pay 20K to get my car back. Why is the car there? Just give me 20K!

[Eng]몰카(매운맛) - Kiss? 도박? 거짓말 절대 못하는 여친의 끝은?ㅋㅋㅋㅋ 다같이 대폭소파티ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

드립팩토리 [Dlib Factory]

남자친구의 거짓말과 데이트 경험

남자친구 태환이 여자친구와 헤어진 이유는 여자친구의 거짓말 때문이었다.

여자친구는 다른 남자와 술을 마시고 거짓말을 했다.

여자친구는 남자친구에게 항상 모든 것을 이야기한다.

여자친구는 남자친구를 만나기 전까지 남자와 친밀한 관계를 맺은 적이 없다고 말한다.

여자친구는 축구선수와 데이트를 한 적이 있으며 키스를 했다고 밝힌다.

남자친구는 여자친구가 거짓말을 했다고 생각하지만, 여자친구는 남자친구와 만난 후에 키스를 했다고 해명한다.

여자친구는 축구선수와의 키스가 꿈이었다고 말한다.

남자친구는 꿈속의 일이라면 괜찮다고 말한다.

남자친구는 여자친구를 오해했던 것을 사과한다.

두 사람은 오해를 풀고 화해한다.

20년 만에 연락 온 친구와 도박 중독

여자친구는 20년 만에 연락 온 친구에게서 돈을 빌려달라는 연락을 받는다.

그 친구는 도박 중독으로 20만원을 잃었다.

여자친구는 50만원을 잃은 친구의 이야기를 한다.

여자친구는 50만원을 잃은 친구에 대한 이야기가 자신과 관련 있다는 것을 암시한다.

여자친구는 친구가 화가 나서 때렸다는 이야기를 한다.

도박 중독 친구의 개 이름이 포커라는 것을 언급한다.

여자친구의 개 이름이 토토라는 것을 언급하며, 남자친구는 스포츠토토와 연관짓는다.

여자친구는 개 토토가 간식을 너무 많이 먹어서 밥을 안 먹는다고 해명한다.

여자친구는 돈을 빌렸다는 전화를 받는다.

여자친구는 개 토토의 수술비 때문에 돈을 빌렸다고 말한다.

여자친구는 2만원을 빌려달라고 한다.

여자친구는 다음 달에 4만원을 갚겠다고 한다.

남자친구는 여자친구의 차가 강원랜드에 있다는 것을 알게 된다.

여자친구는 차를 찾으려면 2만원이 필요하다고 말한다.

[Eng]몰카(매운맛) - Kiss? 도박? 거짓말 절대 못하는 여친의 끝은?ㅋㅋㅋㅋ 다같이 대폭소파티ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

스크립트