the news report local yellow sea sponge SpongeBob SquarePants was found twerking and shaking his butt on top of the local fast food restaurant the Crusty Crab today. No one seems to know why he was doing it, but it certainly entertained the customers. More news at 11 [ __ ] it though bro it's your life wake up fil [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] hey [ __ ] yeah hey [ __ ] yeah hey yo this [ __ ] already on freak I a even called him yet bro what the hell yo what freak Bob are you whacking your stuff right now at work you're at work yeah what why did you text me a bunch of tongues I'm just feeling freaky today why freak you for who for you freaking for me what you GNA do about it nothing wait oh come on you got to do something I don't consent G

no consent. Maybe next time. I'm actually surprised that [ __ ] that [ __ ] like was [ __ ] with me consenting and not him just take trying to take you know take my booty for no you know like out of nowhere. That's an improvement. That's an improvement. I thought that [ __ ] was going to be on some freaky ass [ __ ], but you know I thought you was wasn't going to care that I didn't give consent. Well, of course, I care. I thought we had something going on. Freak ball. We just friends. Gang. Is that it? Only friends? Yeah. Freaky with him. Let me set some freaky [ __ ] real quick. Hold n. I'm just playing. I'm trying to get freaky. Oh, you had me fooled for a second there. I lost all hope. [Laughter] What the [ __ ] wrong this [ __ ] bro. Yeah, I'm trying to get freaky. Well, right.

here no I was just playing. No, you're killing me right now. You can't just get me all excited like that. I'm blue. I'm blue balling this [ __ ]. I'm Blue follow this. Yeah, no bro. I was just joking bro. I do not like you like that. Damn a good. Are you sure you don't like me like at all? Ain't going to lie gang. I like Sandy bro. Can you put me on with her? Sandy Cheeks? Hell yeah. You want me to hook you up with a squirrel? Okay, but when you put it like that, it sounds weird bro. Bro, you want me to wingman you first squirrel? It's weird no matter how you put it. Okay, but you a [ __ ] sponge and you want me to hook up with you though. So like what's the real what's the real question? What's like what we talking about? Listen, I have my own weird Hobbies but it's squirrel that's a whole another level and I'm not just a sponge bro. I'm

a talking sponge that's impressive if you ask me. Is this [ __ ] serious? That still don't make it better, bro. I'm a sponge that can walk, talk, and text. You're just a random dude who's into squirrel. God damn, Sandy can talk, walk, and text. Okay, but Sandy is a squirrel, and if you actually think about it, that's hella weird. Not to mention she's like 100 times smaller than you. You're into a squirrel, bro. That's not normal. Who is this [ __ ] talking to like he's not the like his name isn't freak Bob, bro. Your name is freak Bob. You're texting me because you thought we had some together. You're a sponge. I'm texting you because I thought that we were hitting it off. And yes, I'm a talking sponge, but at least I like girls that are my own size. L now, okay? Well, what if I told you I'm not a girl? Hold up, you're telling me you're not a girl? [Music]

[Laughter] I'm a 16-year-old boy. Yeah, it just got real awkward. You just let me go on for like forever thinking that you were a girl. WTF, man. Cool. How old you is, SpongeBob? Oh, now you want to know my age. Well, I'm in my early 30s. [Applause] Damn, also you're a pedophile 'cause I'm 16 years old. Don't say that. Why would you say something crazy like that? It's true. I'm 16 years old, dude. I'm not trying to go to jail, bro. I'm a minor. This [__] said, Yo, what the [__]. Like, bro, he's trying to get the heat off him so bad, bro. This [__] said, I was a miner under a miner, like an underground miner, like I M diamonds and [__] bro this.

[ __ ] trying as hard as to get up out of here bro. I'm going to catch his ass, watch. No like minor, like I'm under the age of 18. Oh, I mean him not denying what you just said, but are you trying to like lure me into saying something inappropriate. I already caught you. You tried to get freaky with me, bro. I didn't know you were really underage, bro. What have I done? It says I'm 16 in my bio. I know. I didn't think you were telling the truth, gang. He just called me [ __ ] gang [ __ ] bro. What the [ __ ] you're a pedophile, my. This [ __ ] knew. He told me he didn't know, but he read my bio and [ __ ] still the [ __ ] still chose to talk to me, bro. Oh man, that doesn't change the fact that I was still serious and it was in my bio and it said 16. You should have turned away.

then, but you're right. I should have turned away. I was being foolish and not thinking. I'm sorry, bro. Are you really sorry, bro? I'm legit really sorry, like me for real. But even after I found out you were underage, I still let it continue. I wasn't even thinking, like what if you were FBI or something. You're so stupid. Got him. We [ __ ] got. What if I told you I am the FBI? Don't do that to me, man. You're going to give me leg. What if I pulled off my FBI badge right now? Please no. I'm just a sponge that makes patties. I'm not trying to go to jail RN. Put your hands behind your back. I'm a cop. I'm an FBI agent. We've been watching you for a very long time. Go ahead and put your hands behind your back for me, my guy. And I'm shaking in fear. You got anybody you want to call before we arrest you? A soft and sad voice. Why Squidward?

he's a good friend of mine. Yeah, you can call Squidward. Thanks, that's what I'm saying. Why the [ __ ] did you not call Patrick? What the Squidward do not [ __ ] with you. G phone starts ringing. I wait nervously for Squidward to pick up. After what feels like forever, Squidward finally picks up. Hello, this is the FBI. Squidward sounding worried. The FBI? Why you calling me? We got your boy, Squidward. Now sounding concerned. What do you mean you got my boy, SpongeBob SquarePants? Squidward now sounding pissed off. What did he do and why are you calling me? He came to speak to un underage people for freaky stuff. Squidward shot. He did what? Yeah, he came to talk to some 16-year-old boys. Squidward sounding repulsed. What is wrong with him? That's what we trying to figure out, sward concerned. You better not do anything bad to him, you hear me [ __ ] is you going to do.

about [ __ ] I'm the FBI. He said no one messes with the best friend. If you couldn't hear that, but uh, I'm literally the FBI. If you hit me, bro, you're getting arrested too. You know that, right? Don't care. I might not be able to beat you, but at least you'll get a clean hit in. You know we carry guns, right? You thought we only carried around tasers. I didn't think you'd actually kill me for punching a Fed, though. I never said I was going to kill you, but you sure is getting a bullet. Why' you have to pick a day where I was feeling extra freaky, man? Like, why today? Why' you have to pick a day to talk to kids, but now you going to jail for a very long time. You know that BR. Please don't take me to jail, bro. I'll do anything but that. Anything, yes. I'll do anything, just not ja, please. So if I told you to go to where Gary is, take off his shell, and lick his

snail cheek. I mean, yeah, I'll do it, but why would you want me to lick Gary's? All right, let me tell you something. So boom, if you get, go to the Crusty Crab, get on top of the Crusty Crab while it's at rush hour, and shake your ass, you can get out, bro. I'm G to get my ass all caked up by the anies and the other customers. Is you going to do it to get out or no? Yes, I will do that. I'll make sure the other customers get a good glimpse too. What a good glimpse, my [ __ ]. What do I do? I wasn't expecting to get this far, bro. I wasn't expecting to get this far. I thought he was going to stop. You serious about doing this? Go to the Crusty Crab R and do it. Do it then. I'm go there, watch the news, bro. I'm doing it. I'm watching the news. The news report: local yellow sea sponge SpongeBob SquarePants was found twerking.

and shaking his butt on top of the local fast food restaurant, the Crusty Crab. Today, no one seems to know why he was doing it, but it certainly entertained the C. More news at 11. Get off that brro yo. What the [ __ ] I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, bro. Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No, yo, it dead ass says the new local yellow sponge twerking is shaking his yo. So sorry, bro. I bro. I a know. I a know. I ain't know, bro. I no freak about list. I know this is the song from under [ __ ] off. Let me for a second. It's to explain these things. I want to say so I say I'm on today right now. I wish I had a reason to it right now. Just waiting and waiting and it will never come around. Just tell me what I did it WR. I promise I'm not still the same one. Tell me St love comes before the love of another, but I disagree. I H

myself and you down. I need else let me know my and I know that it sound selfish, but every day it gets worse. Yeah, I just want to feel better. I want to make you feel better. You deserve it more than me, but I'm a feel cat. Am I still where was it I.

I called character Freak Bob on character ai...

I called character Freak Bob on character ai...

스크립트