Let me explain to you why scaring little kids is an important part of growing up. Right now, the kids are going to learn

some valuable lessons. Don't push on the screen. One of those lessons is: don't trust anyone, not even your parents, cuz the

only thing going through this sweet, innocent child's mind right now is: 'Window. Nice touch. Window. Window. Nice'

move finger on window. I like windows. Windows are nice. Windows are really nice. Oh boy, I really like windows. I look over

there. Holy [ __ ]! I hate [Laughter] windows! Come here, Cole! Come here, [ __ ]!

You come here! You're by a scary window, or faces just [ __ ] pop out at you from

nowhere [ __ ] that you'll never catch me by a scary window again. This next clip teaches that kids

should fear what are normally fun-filled holidays and the lovable characters that usually come along with them. 'Can she... she said don't touch him!'

Little girl: 'Oh, that's what you [Music] get!' It's also about here that kids learn another valuable lesson: when strange

things come slapping into the window in the middle of the night, you run away from them. Now, the girl knew this,

which means she's one of those people that gets eaten when slow-moving zombies are moving toward you. When you should be

running, you sit there screaming, 'It's the Easter Bunny! No [ __ ] [ __ ]! I know it's the Easter Bunny!' Can't

you hear my cries of terror? Easter Bunny's about to bust through that [ __ ] window! For us, please, Easter

Bunny, take my sister! She's the one that touched her [ __ ] eggs! This last clip here teaches a

couple of lessons. First off, that no matter how good of a time you're having, there is no safety in numbers. Second is

When there's an adult holding a camera somewhere, you might expect something terrifying, so terrifying that you'll

probably require therapy for it sometime in your future. Oh, and speaking of the clown devil, there he is! The last valuable lesson for

these kids: when some horrific, orange-headed, demonic clown is coming to eat you up, don't count on Mom for help; she's going to

sit there laughing and laughing. That's right, kids, keep scrambling around; the adults just haven't

had their fill yet.  They're laughing and smiling. That's the end of today's lesson, folks, and remember: keep scaring those

kids, because those little shits aren't going to terrify themselves.

Why Scaring the crap out of kids is important

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아이들에게 겁을 주는 것은 성장의 중요한 부분으로 제시됩니다.

아이들은 부모를 포함한 그 누구도 믿지 않는 법을 배웁니다.

아이들은 일반적으로 즐거운 휴일과 캐릭터를 두려워해야 합니다.

부활절 토끼 공포의 예는 아이들에게 위험으로부터 도망치도록 가르칩니다.

아이들은 갑자기 나타나는 낯선 것들로부터 도망치는 법을 배웁니다.

비명을 지르는 대신 위험에서 도망치는 것이 중요하다는 것을 보여줍니다.

수적으로 안전하지 않고, 카메라를 들고 있는 어른들의 예상치 못한 공포.

재미있어 보이는 활동 중에도 안전은 보장되지 않습니다.

카메라를 든 성인이 끔찍한 장면을 촬영하고 있을 수도 있습니다.

무서운 상황에서 어른에게 도움을 청하면 웃을 수 있으니 절대 어른에게 의존하지 마세요.

어른들의 웃음소리는 아이의 취약성을 강조합니다.