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My face is just so ugly that I won't do it, okay, okay. You were kidnapped because you look like a wealthy person, so what? But these birds don't feed you? For a few days? Like 3 days? Water? Of course, they don't give water either. Then, normally you would die, but when your breath is weak and you're about to pass out, they bring that to you? Right, so that's why you're worried about being kidnapped. Both are covered in fur, but one is poop, right? But the taste is curry, one side is curry, right? But the taste is poop. But have you tried poop? No? No, what does poop taste like? It tastes like poop, of course... What are you going to eat? Me? I like curry-flavored poop. Are you crazy? Even if it's curry-flavored, poop is still poop. I'm a gourmet, you know. If you're a gourmet, you won't get poisoned by poop, right? So, are you eating poop-flavored curry?

Isn't it obvious? How can you eat poop? You can't even go to a public restroom because of the smell of poop. Still, it's curry. Since you haven't tried eating poop, you're saying that. Think about it. Can you swallow something that tastes like poop? Just hold your nose and eat it. After eating it all, brush your teeth. Would a kidnapper give you a toothbrush and toothpaste? Oh, really? You don't need to brush your teeth after eating poop that tastes like curry. Even if you vomit, the taste of curry remains, right? Instead, eating poop-flavored curry allows you to intake nutrients, right? If you were kidnapped, why would you want to improve your health by consuming nutrients and then fight the kidnapper? Just shoot them with a gun and it's over, right? That's the same for Sedol, isn't it? Hey, eating poop that tastes like curry not only satisfies your taste buds with curry flavor but also prevents the absorption of nutrients, so you will lose weight, right?

So? If you lose weight, your physique will become smaller, then won't the rope that was tied become loose? So what, are you going to escape? No, when the kidnapper is watching YouTube, you secretly go behind and strangle them. The kidnapper could be a woman, right? What does it matter if she's a woman? She could have a pretty face. What does it matter if she's the kidnapper? Where is the line between men and women as friends? What nonsense are you talking about, dude? Who is your ideal type? Why does it matter? Just tell me. Eyes like Irene, nose like Suzy, lips like Apink's Jung Eunji, like this? Kill me... It's just a monster, damn it!! But even if you untie the rope, if you can't absorb nutrients, you won't have the strength to strangle. Oh, wait a minute. If you eat curry that tastes like shit, you can still absorb nutrients, and with those nutrients, your body will generate energy.

So, why did you suddenly cut the rope with that strength! You couldn't cut it. Why did you change it to chains instead of ropes as you pleased! It's because you keep getting off the topic, isn't it? Hey, curry is a dish, right? Yeah, that's right. Anyway, someone has to cook, right? Why? Just cook. But what if it doesn't work? Do you think the kidnapper is that free? You should negotiate with your parents too. Is that your square house over there? Who are you talking about as a kidnapper? Is there a square? No, there isn't. It's here. You have to confront the police, upload the hostage drama on Instagram, there's so much to do, where is the time to cook? But what's the problem? Can't do anything? No, there might be a chef. What nonsense! Kidnapping again, and where is the chef?

No, Baek Jong-won could have been kidnapped too, right? It's easy, isn't it? Why would Baek Jong-won appear there and say such things!! Well, that could happen too. They could do a Alley Restaurant Indian version, but it shouldn't be done like this. Do you think it will taste good if you do it like this? Namaste... No, why did he suddenly start learning that again!! Namaste... But suddenly I'm curious, what flavor is curry-flavored poop made of curry? What? I haven't thought about that, but that's the most important thing. How much curry flavor is there? Let's just use Ottogi. Oh, Ottogi is not good, it's the Curry Queen that tastes good. My mom only makes curry with Ottogi. Are you insulting my mom right now? Is that so? Is that how it goes? Apologize to my mother. Mother, I'm sorry. Then what do you eat to poop good poop? Is that important? Anyway, it's poop.

If you ate chicken the day before, it's chicken curry.
If you ate mushrooms the day before, it's mushroom curry. Then if you ate socks the day before? Sock curry? But who the heck eats socks, you crazy? My dad eats them, saying, These square socks are all done, come and eat. I'm sorry, Father. I didn't know you eat socks. Oh, I didn't know. Anyway, do you want to eat poop-flavored curry? Poop-flavored curry? Then where on earth do you make it? Probably at a curry specialty restaurant. Hey, there are so many unhygienic restaurants these days. No, poop is the most unhygienic. You crazy person. Hey, look, the food we eat at restaurants is made by others, right? Yeah, that's right. Nowadays, the world is so cruel. We eat food made by others. Right? But poop may not be mine. Huh? Then whose poop is it?

납치범이 싼 걸 수도 있잖아. 뭐 납치범? 오니쨩.... 왜 빨개지고 지XX이야 이 새X야!!!!! 

A kidnapper might be cheap. What kidnapper? Oh, come on... Why are you blushing and getting mad, you jerk!

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