- It's very...
- You... Leave. Leave. Don't tell me that. Okay, Princess.

- Princess.
- Okay. - Your dad looks good without it.
- He looks better without it.

He looks better. - What?
- I'm serious. Stop talking about my husband's hair.

Why? Because you have lots of it? Why? Because you have lots of it? Look how thick your hair is.

How is this possible?
Give it to your husband. - Just some from the back.
- Gosh.

He's so funny. On "Dolsing Fourmen," who do you think are the worst

- We need to ask.
- and best sons-in-law? Who do you think are the worst

- We need to ask.
- and best sons-in-law? She has a sharp eye. - Hey.
- If you ask me...

- Hey.
- Her standard... - Don't butter me up.
- I'm not. I meant her standard.

I can pick the best son-in-law, - Okay.
- but how can I pick the worst?

Then just pick the best. I can tell she's already made her pick. He asked me. I don't mind

ranking them. - No.
- To us, - ranking is the most important.
- Rank us.

Manliness and temperament. - How well he'll treat his wife.
- If I take those into account...

If I take those into account,
I'll pick him. - Lee Sang-min?
- Lee Sang-min.

- Lee Sang-min?
- Yes, Lee Sang-min. I'll pick him. - Lee Sang-min?
- Lee Sang-min.

- Lee Sang-min?
- Yes, Lee Sang-min. - Because...
- You don't want to receive

- any spending money?
- Hold on. - Any spending money?
- Hold on. Why do you bring up money?

- On your birthday...
- I thought... - he said he paid off his debt.
- True!

- You said that.
- Right. - Is that true?
- I now have a bright future.

I always thought he was classy. - Classy?
- Also... Classy. - Classy?
- Also...

- Classy? Jeez.
- She has a sharp eye. Classy. - Also
- Classy?

he appreciates the various charms of life. - But...
- Right? And... - Be quiet!
- I have something to add.

When he cooks, - he has a swag.
- The chopping board. He sprinkles salt. I find it very cool.

Yes! "Is that beef jerky?" "He's good." "You shouldn't use a torch
unless you're a master."

It tastes bad. - Be quiet!
- His food tastes bad. - This is all he does. The food is bad.
- Be honest on the show!

Your dishes taste bad. Come on. I love how well-dressed Sang-min is. Even when he wears a T-shirt,
it has typography on the back.

And he looks awesome even in outdated hip-hop pants. Thank you. You know a lot about fashion.

If you marry him, you can enjoy various joys. You have to pick your son-in-law,
not your future husband.

I can take out loans - to be fashionable too.
- Right. I don't take out loans for fashion.

Then who's number two? - Mom, you talked too much about number one.
- Don't do that.

It's pointless.
Nobody wants to rank below Sang-min. It's pointless now. It's not fun.
Ranking below him is humiliating.

Then just pick the worst son-in-law. The worst son-in-law. Don't overthink it. Quick. One, two, three!

- What?
- Jae-hoon! One, two, three! - What?
- Jae-hoon!

She wants him as a buddy,
not as her son-in-law. - I want to be his buddy.
- Though she wants to go to a disco club.

Not as her son-in-law. - I know her intention.
- What is it? - I know why she picked me.
- Why?

She wants me only for herself. Only for herself. Not for her daughter?
"You can have my daughter, Sang-min."

- "I like Jae-hoon."
- Right, her lifetime buddy. I chose him because he's too charming.

- He's shallowly charming.
- True. - He's shallowly charming.
- True.

His shallow charm might attract women.
- I agree. What if women flock to him? - You're exactly right.
- Yes.

That's why I picked him. So he's the worst because he looks popular? - Yes.
- He looks unpopular, so he's the best?

He looks unpopular, so he's the best? - So unpopular...
- That's not it.

One man is enough for me. It was hard to live with that man for over four decades.
- Ma'am.

- This is hypothetical.
- I know, I mean... - Four decades.
- Ma'am.

This is hypothetical. It was his birthday not too long ago.
He celebrates his lunar birthday. - Lunar?
- So

I have to check it every year, because it's different every year.  It's lunar.

I was very busy that week. So, because I was so busy, he thought...

"She will forget my birthday." Without dropping hints? He just gave up. He gave up thinking, "She'll forget." To be considerate.

You're right. He'd actually forgotten my birthday.

His birthday comes after mine. He forgot it? So he couldn't mention it because of...

So he couldn't mention it because of what he'd done.

He decided to just let it slide. Skip it. It was like, "Let's call it even."

But since I found out, I couldn't just do nothing. Yes, you'd feel bad.

So I went to the department store saying I needed new clothes. Together?

Together. He couldn't say, "It's my birthday today."

He just said, "Okay, I'll come with you." Did you play dumb to observe his reactions?

To make him feel good. So I went in and said, "That bag is pretty." Then he said, "It's very pretty."

That's where luxury goods are. It was on the fifth floor.

Fifth floor? A man's bag? When I said, "That bag is pretty," he said, "It's very pretty."

It was a man's bag. So I just bought it for him.

He was ecstatic. It made me happy to see him like that. Geez, he married such a nice wife.

He's jealous. Geez. If I were him,
I'd have cried on the fifth floor.

- I'd have cried on my knees.
- That'd be embarrassing. "Honey, thank you!"

In tears. The thing is, there are some things you want
but wouldn't buy—for yourself.
- That's right.

You'd love to receive them as a gift,
but you can't buy them. Something expensive and rare.
But if your wife

buys it for you, it'll be very touching. Actually, I met Yoon-jeong before you did.

Actually, I met Yoon-jeong before he did. What do you mean? - So what?
- "I met her before he did."

- I knew her
- Hey. - before he did.
- Are you saying—you met her before her husband did?
- I'm saying

he should be nice to her. - Why did you miss your golden chance?
- I failed to see her potential.

I failed to see her potential
because she was young. She'd just started out. I met her much before Kyung-wan did.

- He's unbearably childish.
- Do you have regrets? Call me childish,
but I'm saying the truth.

I met her first. This is unfair. - Have a drink.
- Bring me a bottle of soju.

- We really need soju.
- Why'd you bring it up? - Do you want to go back in time?
- Yep.

Kyung-wan works very comfortably. - Why?
- Because he feels at ease. - True.
- No, he has his own difficulties.

- He must walk on eggshells at times.
- Yes. - If you ask me,
- What?

- He's not too quick-witted.
- True. If you ask me, he's not very quick-witted.

- True. You're right!
- Oh yeah? He doesn't walk on eggshells.

Hearing that makes me even more jealous. I'm quick-witted.

- Now.
- Yoon-jeong performs as many as 12 times a day.
- That was my personal record.

- Twelve times.
- Twelve times. I don't have many memories from my twenties.

- Seriously?
- I was sober all the time, but I don't recall much. I got out of the car and sang.

Like a machine. I didn't know who the audience was or where I was. - Right.
- How did you eat?

I couldn't, so I often fainted. - I fainted all the time. Inside the car...
- Did he do nothing about it?

- Who? I wasn't married back then.
- Before she met him. - You weren't married?
- Before she met him.

- You weren't married?
- He's... Back then, you did nothing about it. - Right.
- I didn't see her faint.

- True.
- I only saw her sitting down. If I had seen her fall, like in "The Bodyguard",

I'd have taken her to the hospital. To the hospital.

This is why I didn't faint in front of him. - My Yoon-jeong.
- "My Yoon-jeong?"

Please make her sing lying down. He visited me at the hospital when I collapsed. - That's true.
- Really?

I don't usually visit people unless they faint. When Sang-min fainted after a fight, Jae-hoon visited him.

- At the time...
- I visit them when I can. I visit them when I can.

You're wearing sunglasses. - Sunglasses.
- To look cool? - My face is so tanned.
- You wore the colored ones

- you never wear.
- These are for indoors... - These are for indoors.
- To look stylish.

You always preen yourself for female guests. - Why is that?
- I have to try my best.

- But...
- I have to try my best. - My heart just fluttered.
- Really?

It slightly did. Sorry, it wasn't for you. Pass it on. I have to pass it on?

Pass it on too, RalRal. Good. Not to the beggar, Yeo-jin!

Not to the beggar, Yeo-jin!
It's the wrong person. What is this?

It started out like this, but she did this. This is nice. - This is nice.
- For our guests.

These are the merchandise
for Jae-hoon's concert. - They will be popular.
- This is too...

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