[Music] that's what he looks like. Strange to see him without the costume. He looks human. He looks pudgy. I thought we'd clean them all out. Some stains don't wash off. How did he survive? Barely, by the looks of it. I think his powers have gone. I think he's lucky to be alive. No sign of him for years, and he turns up like a ball of lard. What does that mean? Vince's yellow spandex won't fit anymore, so no powers then. Not dodging salads. Count you're wrong, Mark. Look at him. You think he's suddenly Mr. Magnanimous because he got fat? No. You think his claws have just vanished? Today, I will tell myself [Music] Mark's right. You can't trust a man with claws. That is not a man. It's a brute. Do you know how many people he's killed? How many? I don't know, but it's a lot. We've got a mutant that's still alive. We've all got people we want to protect.

now smile and step into the new view. Mark my words, whoever sees that thing, cut its throat. Can I uh, get you a drink, sir? A beer would be grand. Boom, thank you. [Music] Uh [Music] So, what can I do for you? Shape it up, please. Of course, sir. Can I call you sir or the first name James? The accent, you are new in town, James. Something like that. You follow the news much? Ah, waiting for me, bub. Oh, you're missing out. And what? Guess what they found. I give up. A mutant alive. Um, aren't they all dead? Apparently not. Which mutant? Razor dog. You know what really ticks me off about them? Their powers. Yes, yes, all that hocus pocus crap doesn't make any sense. I heard one could shoot beams from his eyes. Beams? No, apparently some could shape-shift. Shape [ __ ] [ __ ] me. I heard some can even hear your thoughts. Wow. Wow indeed. Well, thankfully most of them are dead now anyway. You know, I never did feel safe.

knowing those savages were out there masquerading as us like a wolf in sheep's clothing. Yeah, nicely said, not just a pretty face. [Laughter] Huh, come to think of it, James, that mutant. It wasn't Razor Dog, it was Wolverine. I don't want any bloodshed, pal. I'm not your pal. [__] Ah, we've killed the Wolverine. I'm calling the police. [Music] [__] It. I tried. I am [Music] tell today, James. James, please. It's Logan. [__] [Music] So [Music] [Music] I am grateful for all the good that surrounds me. I attract

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