my chat misses you, yo. Okay, should we set this up on the table? Up, yeah, okay. Open your chat so we can read names. How did I, what, where does the name Zurka come from? It's my last name, really. Yeah, you have a cool last name. I've been told. I'm not dick writing either, I'm just letting you know. I've been, everyone thinks it's like a gamer name, but I've been told that I have a very badass name that goes with my brand. So [__] want to [__] me and chat, do they? Every girl want to [__] me. I can tell you want to [__] me. Circle waiting room, um, Zerka, Zerka dub, Zerka dub. They ask why you aren't live. You don't, you don't go, you don't go live too much, do you? Unless I'll go live if I got a good connection. I'm not going to give them this dog [__]. I'm sorry, wait, you don't

like my my personal like Hotpot to you. You were at 144p for an hour. Is that bad? Horrible in that room. What is that place called? Wait, am I green though? But now your connection is strong, so I guess I'll go live right now. Are you good at like telekinesis? I feel like you would practice that, you know what I mean? Like moving stuff with your mind. I move stuff with my words. You're good talking. Women love the song My Voice. They do what I say. Do you think your voice is a certain frequency that makes people want to listen to it more? Yes, that's why what you say has more of, of, no, it's tone manipulation, right? Did you learn that or did you like naturally? No, I practice, right? That's why I say I'm actually a great, I'm just a pedophile. The IDE do it very nonchalant, casually, so I can get away with saying that to spike viewer account. It's about the tone, but if I said I'm a pedophile, that's not

okay you must manipulate tone to get the crowd following, subscribing, and laughing, right? Did you learn that? That's what I do. So you're just like a people reader, you're a people person. You'd say I'm a populist. I know how to win over a chat. Winning over a chat: be yourself, but be yourself to the point where it's weird. I feel like sometimes I'm very weird, but that's... you're not weird. You don't think I'm weird. You're just like every other woman, Meg. You're normal. What's weird about you? There's nothing you say that gets cancelled. There you don't have one controversial opinion. You don't have one enemy. You're not at war with anyone. You are as normal as they come. You are literally a civilian like every other woman. You're calling me an NPC? Yes. Ice cream so good. I'm kidding, bro. Literally, listen. I promise you. I promise you. I'm literally the most normal person you've ever met. I have absolutely no trauma, and I... and... and I

literally am so boring that you would never. You have no trauma, that's all you. Yeah, no trauma. You're literally, you're like expired mayonnaise. You're so bland and [__] like you have nothing going through. Literally like thank God men like tits or else you'd be under a Shake Shack. Even you, even you. Every time you see me, you comment on my titties. Do you like my titties? I didn't say [__] today 'cause I didn't see. Yeah, you did. No, if your tits are not on the screen, we're [__] effing. We're effing. Damn, this [__] GL sucks.

Zherka explains tone manipulation

Zherka explains tone manipulation

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