What am I... (Screams) And you... You do not even care! Fuck! (Chuckles) And you laugh?! (More Laughter) And you laugh! God! Fucking hate this shit! Fucking clown shoes. Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! You going to take a bath? (Psychotic Laughter) (Screams of Sadness) You think that is funny?! Fucking piece of shit! (Mating Call) (Mating Call Part 2) I fucking hate you. Adult life! You know what? If I am going to get my car destroyed... I am going to destroy this God damn camera! Come here!

Fuck out of here! Are you kidding me?! Dad does this and... Holy shit! What the fuck! Woah! Oh my God! Dad! (Crazy Screams) FUCK! Do you realize how dangerous this is?! (More Screams) Fuck! Get me out of here! Fuck! There is glass everywhere! Where is the keys? I do not...I do not want to do this anymore...Where is the keys? Fucking just take them. Fuck! Stop filming this! This is not entertaining for all you people watching! Fuck! This cost a lot of money! Dad! Dad! What are you doing? Hey! Dad! I need this! I need this! Fuck! Fuck. What the hell are you doing...? Dad? Dad?! Oh, my God. You are mine starting tomorrow. You are mowing lawns. You are going to make a living. I do not want to mow lawns! I do not want to be your slave!

Dad! Dad! What is it? That is my Xbox that you broke. The fuck is going on here? Where did you get it from? I mean, I fixed it today! Yeah, but you were supposed to do job interviews today too, were you not? Yeah. Yeah! Look at what I am wearing! I did do it! I applied! And now I can play video games because I am going to have a job. Where did you get the money for it? I have money! Birthdays! Christmas! Yeah, that does not count. I know you are out of money. Where did you get the money? Mom. Your Mother? Mom gives me money. Your Mother gave you money?! Yeah. Dad! Dad! Holy shit! Holy fuck! Dad! Dad! Holy shit! Now how am I going to go to work?! How the fuck am I going to go to work? Holy shit. Are you...Oh! Get the

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