Now you are finally realizing that it is all his fault! I mean... You probably should have kept it down, but... Shut the fuck up, dude. Jesus. Guys. Guys, I am sorry. Are they- Are they-? Fuck, I am sorry man. It has literally been pancaked. I am sorry. Does it still work? Uh, yeah. I do not think so. Your Dad is retarded. I do not have money to- Are you kidding me? To give you guys. The screen is not supposed to- Damn, I do not know dude. I do not know, dude. (Head Butt)

I just want to be one of the Bro's! Look, if you actually be one of the Bro's... Got some Mountain Dew! You would pull up a chair. (Takes Swig) Really? You did not even pay for that shit. Oh, tastes so good. So why ain't you guys playing? You are an asshole, dude. You are not playing much. Well, if you look there is a Main Menu. Are you disconnecting us? Wha-? Wait. Aw, yeah. No, you are not a good liar! You are so full of shit! Did you need the cable plugged in the router? You are just trying to get a reaction. I am going to calm down because I know exactly what you are trying to do. (Childish Laughter) You are just ruining all of our nights. Okay, let us just calm down. Will you knock off the noise, please? Your Mother and I are trying to sleep. He is the one that is causing it!

No, you do not have a job! We are really going to go through this again? If we have to. You are not listening. If you were a better Dad, you would understand! Damn. I know you are trying to show off in front of your friends, now knock it off. I am not trying to show off in front of my friends. You are the one coming up in my face, wagging your finger, trying to show off in front of my friends. Damn. Dad! Are you fucking kidding me?! Dad! Look! You want to disrespect me? You probably just- You just ruined my computer! The screen just shut off! Yeah! (Shuts Screen) Shit! Dad, look. You see what you are doing in front of all of my friends? You know, they already think you are crazy. Because they have seen all the videos! You guys think that I am crazy? Tell him! Mark. Corn. Tell him!

I do not care who is causing it. He has had a ton of Mountain Dew, Dad. Legitimately, I am sorry, but like he is provoking me, and we are just trying to have fun tonight. And sometimes we get loud for communication. But yeah, I let you have your LAND party. Our LAND Party? You use our high-speed Internet. You do not even know what it is. I do not. I just want to go to sleep. Please, it is after Midnight. Sheesh, you give this kid some Mountain Dew. He has got quite the mouth on him. I just want to resume playing because that is what matters. And he is filming and making a laugh-riot out of everything. That is all that matters. But either, we have to get up early because we have jobs. I am sorry, what? I said, we have jobs. We have schedules. And I do not have a job, is that what you are saying?

That you think he is crazy! Seriously, do you think I am crazy? Come on, guys! (Table Flip) Dad! Oh, shit! HOLY SHIT! Are you fucking kidding me?! I am going to bed! Not only was that my stuff, but that was there's too! Well, you caused this! Damn! You cannot fucking do that! You caused it. Calm the fuck down. You caused it. Holy shit! You cannot do this shit! What is the matter with you?! I can do anything I want. It is my house. You can do anything you want? You cannot fuck up their shit! Fuck! (Stomps Laptop) There! Take that! What?! You will pay for it! I am going to pay for it? And you, knock off the stinking camera. I am going to pay for it? We do not need this out! We do not need this in public anywhere. Knock it off! Yeah! Yeah! No shit!

Fourth time tonight, we lost internet. So my brother, Jesse, is having a WoW LAN party. And I keep unplugging the Ethernet cable from the router. DDoS. Whatever, slow as freak. What the fuck is that? Well, usually we will get like 150 megabits per second with Comcast. Alright, well assuming we get back in...We need to talk. Because Stockades should not be that hard. Let us just...As soon as we get in, I will charge. Follow me in and just do not pull anyone. Yeah, you need to aggro better. Yeah, as long as you hold aggro. Thank you, thank you. DPS is good. You got to heal better, thanks guys. No, I Flash of Light fine, thank you. Your brother is filming. Are you fucking kidding me? Jeffrey, come on out! Jesse. Jesse. You are real sneaky. I just want to be one of the Bro's dude.

Psycho Dad Crashes WoW LAN Party

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