I think we should be selling our Park Kyu Bong this way. Sell each part separately.

LOL! As soon as I saw this, I showed it to Haru and told her, "We found that stupid guy right here!"

No, no, no. He came on a horse. To the restaurant. He's literally a white prince.

Flying off his horse. But why... why did you put Jungkook right after mine? So, DJ Tukutz wanted to...

Do something for the world of K-Pop idols? Raise the alarm on the... With the 5th gen idols these days...

Man, they can dance! ROFL. There's the set shifting... So recently, what are those called... photocards?

Photocards. The photocards have become a must-have. So that is the K-Pop idol barometer, whether or not you count.

Kinda like a business card. As 2nd gen K-Pop idols, we are? LOL.

So we went hip-hop first, then K-Pop, then back to hip-hop. Huh? Don't we count as 2nd gen idols by this point?

We snuck ourselves in. I mean, if we think about our fandom... cumulatively 1.6 million fans.

Who is counting the cumulative number of fans? No idea. LOL. Didn't you use to say it was 10 million?

Y'all got some photocards at home? I have tons of them. As you know, Haru is into collecting K-Pop CDs, and photocards are

often included randomly in each CD. Once I went to the store and the lady working there realized we kept buying the same CD over and over again.

I guess she felt bad for me, cause she knew I was a singer too. So she told me that.

Hey, Tablo x2! If you look at it carefully like this... Oh, you can see it?

Elementary school kids are trading them at school and stuff. My daughter likes IVE, so

mine's genuine, yours isn't, and sometimes they fight about it. Isn't this how they trade?

Ayo, bro! No, no, don't do that! Do you have a photocard? Stop with the weird hand gesture!

Hey, you, come here for a second. Ooh, which one do you want? Ooh, I'm excited!

This is how it goes, right? But we recently realized that we've been taking those photos wrong.

If you look at the old Epik High photocards, we just took them like a photoshoot.

A professional took them, and we heavily photoshopped them and... we needed some polishing, but we tried really hard, almost like an AI level, but...

Super Junior friends recently told us that you shouldn't take them like that. The photocard should be a little bit like a real selfie,

personal and... a little bit more natural? Yeah, that's how fans like it. They told us this, so

we took a photocard properly this time. Today we'll look at our latest photocards as 2nd generation idols

to restore some tension to the relaxed idol scene these days. Let's have a Photocard World Cup.

Let's have a photocard World Cup. But one rule: looks will not be judged.

Because looks are... We're just going to be eliminated. We're not going to be judged on our looks because that would be insulting to our parents.

Only on the artistic value of the photo: the angle, the concept, lighting, mise-en-scène,

idea, wit, composition, contrast... you know what I mean? The colors, the angle. Let's go!

Or something~ First photo card. Oh, Yesung! Wow, this is a very strong start. The World Cup just started, and a potential winner just...

The scene is not relaxed at all! Inevitably, because... he's second generation too!

They're part of our generation. Super Junior and Epik High are the same—same. Wait a minute, he's not wearing anything on top?

Yeah. Uh-oh. Not just on top; he's not wearing anything on the bottom either. He's taking a shower right now.

Leaving it to the imagination, aren't you? He's Yesung, just like his name.

Very... He has an English name too, right? YASSSS! Very nicely... LOL. We joke like this because we're close.

Let's take a look at the next contestant. Oh yeah... That's me. That's the new photo card I made this time.

Oh, to be honest, it was a little rushed. To be honest, it's got a forced cute vibe...

No, but those glasses... straw glasses... That's not a natural look. I saw that on Instagram and thought it was funny.

I was surprised when you sent this to me, because there's this really popular Instagram/TikTok meme

where a lecturing, scholar-looking lady says, "Men, please stop buying stupid sh**."

That's what she says. I don't think I've seen this. She says this in the video first,

what I just said. And then there's a video right after that where some guy is drinking something with these glasses.

This one. That's like a very famous meme. So I watched it. Someone's obviously made this to be funny. Who would actually buy this for real?

No one is that stupid. Then, not long after that, Tukutz sent me this. I'm real.

I showed it to Haru as soon as I saw it. We found that stupid guy right here.

I forgot to bring it today. I saw that on Instagram and it was hilarious, so I thought, "I'll use it later when I shoot a YouTube video or something."

I searched on Coupang and it was there! It's 2,500 won, but shipping is 3,000 won.

So I thought about buying it, and put it in my cart, but then it got swept up with my wife's stuff and got ordered.

So it got delivered; what was I going to do? The return fee was 5,000 won.

So I bought it. My God... So, is it Yesung or DJ Tukutz?

Yesung, obviously. You can't win that one. So, it's not that natural—the natural photo that Super Junior talked about.

It is staged. It's artificial.  What's even more annoying is that

he tried to do a cute facial expression. No, it's because I was drinking, so it just naturally looked like that.

And how many of these did you take? Seven? Tukutz, OUT! Yesung has a win now.

Next photo. What is this? Ha Hyun-sang's doggie photo?

Wait, this isn't his photo! But I like the idea. This one is special. Should I do a picture of the cactus at my house?

Later? Oh yeah, a pet cactus. A pet succulent plant. A pet Venus flytrap.

Oh, I'd love to have one at my house. I bet Hyun-sang's fans already love this puppy.

I bet. You should have taken a picture with your puppy too. My dog is now... fifteen years old.

Tukutz said... My dog is almost living on borrowed time. When did I... don't say that!

My wife will cry. I will stop right here. She holds him like this all the time, and then out of nowhere, she gets emotional.

He's old. He can barely walk these days. I feel so bad. I'll watch my mouth.

She will cry. Seriously. I'm just going to say this.

This horizontal photo, I don't know if I can dare say this, but it's more beautiful than some professional photos of human idols.

He looks so intelligent. His eyes are so bright. He's so cute. He's a Shih Tzu.

We had a Shih Tzu before. You've had many dogs. Yeah, the name is Doggo.

A Doggo? Yeah. The name is quite arbitrary... With my parents. Did you just go with the first word that came out of your mouth?

Dog, Doggo. We had a family meeting at the time, I was young. What do you think we should go with, maybe Happy?

And then all of a sudden my dad came in and said, "You're Doggo now, Doggo."

So it was decided. What's your dog's name now? Milk (Woo-Yoo).

You should never name him something you see every day. You're reminded of them every time you see that.

But you were drinking milk in that last photo. Still... No. She's still alive! She's still barking at me!

She's still barking at me! She's like, "I'm gonna bite you!" That's why we don't call milk 'milk' in our house.

We call it Nun-nu. Because my son has been calling milk Nun-nu since he was little.

I don't know if I'm allowed to say this, but if you're going to do that, isn't it better to call the dog Noon-noo and...

I'd rather rename the dog and call milk milk... Okay, Yesung's shower poca or

Hyun-Sang's pet poca? Yesung. One, two, three. Oh, my vote was on the dog.

Then Yesung wins. It's cute, but Yesung's was funnier. It's unconventional, and it just throws you off guard, so we'll go with that.

It's definitely bringing some tension to the relaxed poca world. The first contestant was way too strong.

But the idea was really good. Hey, not this, Donghae. Donghae's meet-the-family photo card.

How far are they really going to go? I think if you turn Epik High into an idol group, then

add a few members, and then it's Super Junior. That's right. We have similar vibes, too.

Epik High is like the Super Junior of hip hop, and Super Junior is Epik High in idol-world.

That's why we're close, maybe. So this is Donghae's mom? I think so.

And this is the kind of photo card that's really impossible for Epik High. One person can do it.

Mithra still... is on good terms with his mom, isn't he? Hahaha, hahaha, hahaha.

What about with your dad? My dad? Dad? Yes, a photo card like this,

with my dad???? Super Junior vs. Super Junior, it's hard. This is hard. This is really hard.

Okay then, vote either mom or shower. Alright. Raise your hand for mom, one, two, three!

Okay, Mom won. I honestly chose shower; I was thinking about conveying the emotion of happiness.

That's what a photo card can do, isn't it? So, am I happier when I shower,

or when I'm with my mom? Yesung, I'm sorry, but you're out. Oh, I'm looking forward to this.

Eunhyuk's sales-trick photo card. This photo card has a little bit of a sales trick in it, but

there's no sales trick in my heart for you. So they put 3 cards together and put a signature over it.

Ah~ So you have no choice but to collect all of them. So that's a sales trick.

You have to collect all 3 to make it like this.  What the...? That's out. I think our Park Gyu-bong should also be sold like this.

By parts. Okay, this part here, this part, and this part, and this part, and all five fingers,

hands too! So like that transforming robot, fingers should come together like this. Why don't we make a special edition?

We'll divide it into 22 pieces. We could sell a random box that looks identical on the outside,

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