Hey, hey, hey. Oh hey, there are no women at the ski resort today, so why is the water like this today?

Oh, one is coming. Wait. Wait. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! You have to be careful. You have to be careful.

Thank you.
You can't get up. There's a shock, so I'm looking forward to it a little more. A little like this.

Oh, I think I'm fine.
Oh, yeah? Yes. Oh, you look like a beginner. How can I tell you a little bit about your posture?

Yes.
Come on, grab one. First of all, the legs are gathered together in an A-shape like this.

Oh, put your hands together. Collect it. It's okay. It's okay. Why are you here?
Oh, this is how it rides well. Learn.

Get straight up, fast, upright.
Help! Hey!
Hey, what are you? I am the apostle of justice protecting this town.

Hey, you bad bastard, if you come to the ski resort, you have to ski. What are you doing?

Hey, what do you look like when you come to the ski resort? Hey, at least if you're going to a ski resort, you shouldn't have to wear a beanie.

Do I have that much fashion sense?
Anyway, my mom took care of my beanie. Look, look.
Shall I show you?

Look.
This bastard. Uh?
I gave you vinyl. You are really kidding!
Hey, the guy who can't even ski is doing his best.

Hey, can't you ski?
Hey, my grandfather was a ski king. Child, really.
Can you confirm?

Try, try, try.
Can't you believe this? Grandfather. What kind of ski emperor were you?

Alpine skiing?
Downhill skiing? Oh, that was crazy skiing.
I'm really kidding.

Come to work, lady.
Miss, what do you want to learn? I want to glide nicely, but I can't.

The basics of downhill skiing are posture. Now, if I'm in the basic pose, hit your butt when you start.

Yes. Hit it! Depart! Harder! Depart! More, more, more! Really, this is not a pervert. Did you notice?

Oh, I'm kidding. Go! Tighty! Hey! Hey, what are you? I am also an apostle of justice protecting this town.

Let's have a ski match, and the loser will go. Hey, the ski game is good. Do you have any ski clothes?

Ski clothes? Okay. Here you are, a ski suit. Oh, what kind of ski suit is this?

Oh, shoot, really? Hey, look at the Winter Olympics. They're all wearing this, all of them.

Uh? You didn't know? You know what's important? What? This dress is also waterproof. Is this waterproof?

Okay. I'll spray water. What? I'll spray it on you. Yes. Stay still.

Are you okay? Are you okay? Are you fine? Are you fine? Not wet, not wet!

Really? Uh, are you okay? Oh, don't touch me! Oh, I was surprised.

Hey, Tighty, are you really not wet? It's waterproof. Was this really waterproof? Okay. Hey, spray on me too!

Oh, really, you too? Oh, shoot, I'm all wet! Okay? I even got my panties wet! Oh, really.

Hey, aren't your underwear wet? Of course my underwear didn't get wet. Really? Yes, not wet!

Wow, you really didn't get it wet. Oh, really? Don't disturb me, I'm going. Reaching fat? Fat.

Hey! Hey, what are you? I am also an apostle of justice protecting this town. This child keeps udon for 2,500 won for our children.

Hey, what are you doing? Keep coming from here. Hey, don't be like that, I bought some yakitori.

Let's share some chicken skewers. Hey, I just ate inside. You eat it, you fucking bastard! Aw, just...

Hey, do you really not eat? I'm not going to eat, child. Sweet and sour chicken breast.

Well, this is Jaehyung. Just a little, just a little bit.

Next up is the chewy rice cakes. This is tight, it's tight! Oh, tight. Smells tight, only once.

Well, the next fatty thing... Pork head with plenty of seasoning to hang fat. Woo woo! Give me what I can't eat!

Hey, you're fat because you're fat. And you know how to ski and you're squeamish around me? Are you really?

This bastard! You know? I'm from the national team skiing, man. You're from the national ski team, man.

It's funny, really. My nickname was Alpine Fat. Hey, can you ski? Show me? Give it a try. Try. Ride it.

The stance is almost all skiing. Hold the sleeping pose. Yes, good. 11 line. Oh, that's not it, bastard, look. No, this is right.

After sticking the pole just right under the armpit. Now left. Come on, right. Downhill.

What's the matter? Keep gathering here. What do children collect? To collect. I'm really kidding.

Hey, stop bullying my friend. Hey, even a mouse bites a cat when it's cornered.

What? Even a mouse bites a cat. So? Say the cat bites. So why do you want to die? Just like that.

It's amazing. What are you doing, stupid? You don't have to use your brain to tease.

How?
Look at what I'm doing. Hey!
Why? You wanna die?
Do you want to die?

Oh, just wear this. What?
Uh-uh. Oh, it's dirty.
I mean, do it like this.

I mean, use your brain.
Hey, hey, hey! Hold on by the neck. Me?
Did you catch it?

Yes. Then hit it like this. I mean, tightly. Okay?
Use your brain. Hey, Lee Woo Jae!
What?

Come on, man. Jump on!
Oh, this bastard! Got it, got it, got it!
This bastard!

Is this a couple's game?
Oh, I really can't stand it. Oh, hold on. Let it go, let it go. Oh, I really can't stand it.

A bowl of udon, please.
Yes. Hey, can't you stand being hungry?
I'm really craving udon.

Hey, don't bother! Hey, hey, don't disturb me from now on. I'll teach you how to ski really well, so don't bother. Okay?

I won't. I'm really not kidding, and I'll teach you properly. Just spread your legs like this. Oh, really, this...

Do not do that. Uh? Now, spread your legs like this. Oh, really? Stop! Stop! Uh?

Stop!
Uh-uh. Hey! Hey, his heart's not good. Hey, I'm going to die like this! I need to go to the hospital quickly!

Quickly!
Raise it up! To the hospital! One, two, three. What's the matter?
I think I'll die before I go.

Oh, really?
What the hell are you guys doing? Miss, we are Pong, who protects the village.
Pong.

[웃찾사] 퐁퐁퐁 ~문세윤~ | Ep.236 | 2008.01.03

[웃찾사] 퐁퐁퐁 ~문세윤~ | Ep.236 | 2008.01.03

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