I mean, I don't think either one of them gives a [ __ ] about me. It's like they use me just to get back at each other. [Music] Shut up, you're just feeling sorry for yourself. Yo, if I didn't, nobody else would. Oh, you're breaking my heart, Sporto. What, you get along with your parents? Well, if I say yes, I'm an idiot, right? You're an idiot anyway, but if you say you get along with your parents well, you're a liar too. You know something, man, we weren't in school right now, I'd waste you. Can you hear this? You want me to turn it up? I mean, I don't, I don't like my parents either. I mean, I don't, you know, I don't get along, and their idea of, you know, parental compassion is just, you know, wacko, you know. Come on, you, our parents' wet dream. Okay, well, that's a problem. Look, I could see you getting all bunged up for them making you wear these kind of

of clothes, but face it, you're a Neo Maxi zoomed weebie. What would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen? Why do you have to insult everybody? I'm being honest. [__] I would expect you to know the difference. Yo, he's got a name. Yeah, yeah, what's your name? Brian. See my condolences. What's yours? Claire. Claire. It's a family name. Oh, it's a fat girl's name. Oh, thank you. You're welcome. Not fat. Well, not a present, but I could see you really pushing maximum density. You see, I'm not sure if you know this, but there are two kinds of fat people. There's fat people that were born to be fat, and there's fat people that were once thin, but they became fat. So when you look at them, you can sort of see that thin person inside. You see, you're going to get married, you're going to squeeze out a few puppies, and then [Music] seeing finger gestures from such a

pristine girl. Dean, are you a virgin? I'll bet you a million dollars that you are. Let's turn the suspense. Is it gonna be a white wedding? [Music]

Are you a Virgin? | The Breakfast Club | CLIP

Are you a Virgin? | The Breakfast Club | CLIP