Games can't be a career, you know that! Super Smash Bros has a huge league, and I am going to make a lot of fucking money. Dad! It's a fucking game! Dad, you can't touch that, that's not even mine! That's not even mine! I don't care! You are not going to destroy that shit too! [arguing] Are you going to take it out on me?!? [more arguing] This isn't yours? No! Don't even think about it, put it down. Oh, I'm thinking about it! He drives me to this, all this bullshit! It's all coming out of these video games. It's your problems, not mine. You can't take fucking everything out on me. You never come out of the room! It's not his, you can't do it! You are bringing the house into this. You are bringing the house into this if you destroy that. And then you are going to have to deal with them!

I'm out of here! No! No, no, no, no. You are not walking away from me. Who's going to scoop him up out there? This is what I'm doing, I'm walking. I want to be heard this time. You are listening to me this time. You aren't walking away! Where are you going? Where are you going? You got to be fucking kidding me. C'mon let's go. Let's go get him. Aw, Christ. [awkward exhale] He's unbelievable. Always something. Isn't it? Jesse, you alright? Everything alright, Jess? Jess, are you okay? Talk to me. I just want to stare at the Sound. I just... I just want to stare at the Sound. You know Jess, I used to look up to you, but now, gotta look down at you. Fuck you Tom! RiDGiD STUDiOS 2016

Just put the fucking thing down. And we won't be able to come here anymore if you do this. Exactly, put it down! What the hell are you doing? Dad! Dad! [screams] Should have done that a long time ago! What the hell did you just do? He deserved that, I should have thrown the games over too! But who's going to pay for that? Who's going to pay for what, I got benefits! He'll be fine! Bullshit! Oh, it's bullshit? You can't just throw somebody over the balcony! What the fuck are you doing? He deserved it! I should have thrown the video games over too! Bullshit! You shouldn't have thrown anything over the side, I have wanted to throw Tom over a million times, yet you don't see me throwing him over! Oh you should have you would have felt a whole lot better! You just don't do things like that it's stupid!

Shit! Shit, I'm getting raped by these computers! Hey, thanks for filming, Aunt Jackie. Fricken'... Tom's gonna be up there sh-shooting Chillin' and Grillin. They didn't even- they didn't even ask me, and I... I always hate that Uncle Larry has a channel now because I don't fuckin'... Tom can't play with me right now. Smash Bros is not a single-player thing... [intense MLG gaming] God, this nunchuck sucks! I hate this new... new nunchuck. Jump, Mario, jump! Come on! AAFF... shit! Shit, I just fell off the map, dammit! C'mon! Is this all you are going to do?! Get your ass outside! I thought we had an agreement that you were going to knock every time you come in. We never had an agreement, not here, not home! Why are you coming in like a fucking hollar like this?

I do things like that, that's how I roll! Bullshit, Jeff! When the hell are you going to learn? I'm not going to learn, he'll learn... ...when he picks his ass out of that grass down there! That's bullshit, man! Who's gonna have to pay for all of that! Tell me I did not just see Jesse fly off that deck! Well, he literally went over, he didn't fly! ...but he went off that deck! That is BULL - SHIT! Why would you do that?!? He deserved it! He sat in here the entire time playing video games, and he should have been outside! Yeah, you were already up my ass downstairs about it! I have had enough of this bullshit! Every time you turn around, there is something going on, right? Right. The whole time, you just can't let anything go, right! It's between me & him. Now it's between him and the ground! It's on our fucking vacation. I don't understand it!

Because your mom is up my ass! Oh, I gotta cater to Jesse. Don't get mad at him for playing video games. So you get pissed at her, so you fucking take it out on me? Yeah! Because you probably run and tell her, Oh, your Dad is picking on you. Let's go get your ass outside! I'm not pausing this game, Dad. Yeah, you are playing video games. It's my vacation. If this is what I am going to do, then this is what I am going to do! Well, then why don't you stay home when? If this is all you are going to do? Sit here in a sweat jacket in 90-degree weather. If I felt that was even an option, I would, and either way, I want to fucking play with Tom. It's always video games that starts this-- Dad! Dad! Let go of that! Dad! This is supposed to be my career. How am I going to get better at video games if--.

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