[Music] Oh, forget the copyright. What happened? Didn't see a garbles. Good to see a grip. I'll see you tomorrow, Griff. I'm fine. I'm fine, Griffin. Good to see you, Joey. Good to see a J bad. The Grifters about to Griff. Griff, you bet ass it'll be awesome. So, I be in Coney Island one o'clock. Yo, ya tourists going wild. Beautiful sky. Good to see it's alive. Where's the stream? Right here. Where's the stream? The stream left the East River or the Hudson River. Good to see you, Danny. Oh, good put wet hippo wood. Good to see it, Denise. Good to see a bang, an orphaned Bangor, Pennsylvania. Welcome. So, I had beautiful two guests from Austria. Good to see a Laura paw. Good to see you. I had lovely guests from Austria, Italy, da Baldwin venue, I'm New York, and I had Germany. So, Jack, Germany, Austria, and Italy I had today. Good to see you, William. So, my guest on my tour were awesome. It was this person who rented a bike from us who was not so awesome. Good

to see a Busey burger, but Busey burger Bell. So, we were about to go onto the Brooklyn Bridge on the tour, and this woman was on one of our bikes. I think it's a connection issue. I've been off yet. Can't see the stream. Leave the room. Come on back in. So, this woman was about to ride her bike onto the roadway of the bridge. So, I started yelling at her, saying, Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. She told me to not tell her what to do. She don't tell me what to do. It's fine here, awesome Laura. She goes, Don't tell me what to do, in this angry, kind of embittered voice that she had. I'd know, guess what garbles. She still went on the roadway. She still went on the damn roadway. So, when we're in the middle of the bridge taking pictures, she's looking up at me from the roadway, and she sees me with my guests, and she goes, Why didn't you tell me your I was going on.

the highway, and I said, I did tell you, and I can't curse enough like that. So I said, So I said, ma'am, and I know sometimes, but I say ma'am like that. I pissed off the women, so I go, Ma'am, you said to pay attention exactly. She had to be from the States because she had her own helmet. She had like oldest spandex and all that crap. So she wants, she wanted to be like a perfection. I know she did play me. Yes, she did blame me. She did blame me. She did blame me. I had to put out an alert to my company saying, By the way, guys, she's on one of our bikes. She saw me in my shirt. So if you hear a story, here's the real story. I'm getting some Chipotle. I want some Chipotle. The road less taken. Everyone follow free to laugh now, by the way, on Twitter and on Periscope. I free to laugh now. I really like your inspirational. I'm not, I'm not a Bible-thumping kind of guy.

but I really love your broadcasts. The cops would have given her a ticket. Actually, the cops would have given her a ticket, so 150 is the most, 175 dollars a day if they catch up. It was obviously her fault, but she knows different. You know how people are. I had, yes, I did have the witnesses on the tour. Chris really did. I had to cover my Mike behind, absolutely. I have to cover my behind. It's hot out here, man. It is stupid hot out here. It's like summer out here. Wish I was at the beach. I wish I was in Fort Tilden on the beach, just chillin'. [Applause] But hey, but Chris, I watched your auntie. I want to watch it. I gotta catch it live. Your mom, your system. Oh, that's all. Well, you know what, Chris? She did a good job. You know what? You know what I mean? It's inspirational, but it's not like, you're not preachy at all. To somebody like getting easier, staying cool, awesome. Yes, I did know who poops in town. She's

hanging out with, uh, with what's-his-name NYC traveler. I believe it's 85 in DC. Yeah, that's about right. It's about 81 here, but we have a high, high humidity here. I'm gonna hang out with Chris tomorrow. I'm hanging out with Ripp tomorrow in Coney Island. And if you want to come hang out with me in Coney Island tomorrow, come on out. I'll be in Coney Island pretty much all day from one o'clock on. I got to get some ride time, and I gotta get some ride time, and got a ride to cycling at least four times. Yeah, and you and your brother Austin up the Municipal Building right there. There's a statue of civic virtue right there. That's 24-karat gold leaf, but a copper statue covered in 24-karat gold leaf. Third tallest statue in the city after the Statue of Liberty, the statue of civic virtue, the city virtuous, uplifting all of us common, commoners, come in common people and in

that's New York by Frank Gehry right there. That's a residential building. Oh, ring-dings, that sounds good. Read your favorite building, Joey. Nice, that's why I got married. When today went to the clerk's office, gotten so I got married. I didn't after that way which was higher restaurant. Yep, that's what you call romance. Spend about $60 on our wedding automatic tours. That's what automatic. Oh, thank you so much. Yes, I'm very perspiring, very precise. All right, let me. I have no money, so I gotta use mine, my new debit card. Yeah, lots of liquid soap, lots of liquids. Now you get to see how what if you want what I get. Now you got to see what I get. [Applause] [Music] [Applause] I spent more than your husband did. Really? He spent less than $60 on his wedding. On your wedding? That's awesome. That's amazing. We went to a Thai restaurant with our friends. That was our wedding day. Our anniversary just passed, actually. Yes, I

saw that. I did see that. That was a great share. Went to the diner that went out of business. Oh well. You guys go to your table at your favorite diner, but at least you had one more dinner there. Hello. Let me get a burrito, please. Yeah. Let me get white rice, black beans, steak. [Music] Now you know what I get. 25th. Oh wow. Wasn't an awesome. Well, happy anniversary. Happy belated anniversary, Laura. May 25 more years come your way. Got it. Alright. I think some. Yeah. Yep. And then I'll take some sour cream and some lettuce, and that'll be it. My mouth is going nuts right now. I want to eat. Perfect, perfect, perfect agreement right here. Hooked it up. Yeah. The pets, the brackets, still around there. Pretty good pretzel wagons. Pretty epic. So I'm waiting for the call from one of the location managers being like, Did you tell some lady not to go on the bridge or whatever? Really? Oh, that's nice. Food and drink for your men and horses for tonight. We ride for tonight.

we run now Penn Station pizzas and go across the street and oh go down to block go down the block 8th Avenue and 28th Street there's a Reno 30th 30th Street there's a really good pizzeria 8th Avenue 30th Street across you from that Western place it's been there for like 40 years maybe longer I forgot the name of it but it's really really good and it's right there right by Penn Station it might be the pizza place you're talking about pants been no Yankee dollars using my eye plastic money today [Applause] don't you love New York City pretzels yes to go please [Applause] Oh a you would go to that pizza place awesome thank you so much thank you the future god I love the future god I love the future where we have fake money fake fiat currencies all right let me stick this in my bag and then we'll get out of here [Music] [Applause] [Music]

[Applause] a burrito Joey a burrito [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] oh so ready to go home Overhill yeah fasik that euro money is like monopoly money I'm sorry euro is like monopoly money to me that's right that's correct we're buying their oil in that's right anyways it you know isn't that scary when you have a really good burrito place right around the corner from you it's kind of evil it's kind of evils like it's like the cannoli place I have a cross street from my house it's so evil plastic notes it sounds legit not sounds legit schnapps Broadway folks do do do do [Music] all right I'm going to try to do a radio or another flight it is torture working pass it we just want to go in there every day and have some good snacks [Applause] I'm going to go home lots of good places in Wigan

[Music] Oh, they called polymer. Looks like Canadian notes. Interesting. No burritos are beans. Well, in mine, I have beans, rice, and steak. I do. My neighborhood's full of restaurants. I mean, I have three kinds of falafel within a block of my house. Harder to forge, yes. I mean, what kind of falafel do I want? Do I want Turkish falafel, Lebanese falafel, barks, or Syrian falafel? Because they're all slightly different. Or get some kimchi. That's what it sounds like. Laura converted their fiat currency to two credit. I will enjoy the food norm. Was it again Starbucks? But this is still ice-cold. Yep, steak burrito. I'm so hungry. I mean, that lady really rubbed me the wrong way. I mean, how dare she yell at me and be upset with me after I warned her. I mean, I warned her like crazy, and the guest on the tour were like, Wow, she's still went on the road way. It was like, Yeah, I know. Haha, that sounds good. Woozi, two minutes.

or four minutes until my train comes. Four minutes until my train comes. I want to thank the MTA. Yeah, it was from that Thai food. Me too. Good to see you, Barb. Miss Parker. [Applause] No, I don't know what kind of kimchi's in the Philippines. So what happened was a lady. I warned. I warned a lady on one of our bicycles not to go onto the roadway. Oh, Deeping. Okay, I see. Yeah, kimchi is amazing. Now, I had this lady who decided she was gonna ride her bike on the roadway up the bridge with one of our bikes. And I warned her not to go on the bridge. And she told me to not tell her what to do. And then she confronted me in the middle of the bridge, literally in the middle of the bridge, while I was taking pictures with the guests. And she said, Why did you tell me? I think I did tell you. I know, I know, I know. But I'm like waiting for the call for like the managers being like by the

way and I'm gonna be like yeah she was a rebel. She wanted to come to the roadway. She didn't care. Nobody was gonna tell her what to do, you know. But it happens more often. Anything. I didn't. I didn't. I had a lady on the second tour almost take us out because she had like a five-foot-long selfie stick. Oh, there was a Vietnam verse or a long time ago. Okay. Vietnamese food is pretty good, but it's kind of spicy. My wife likes it. That's right. She had a like wearing lycra. She assumed she was a pro, correct? Whenever people are like that, they probably can't ride. Oh, absolutely. No, I act. You know what's really funny was when that is not funny. Four days ago, I did see somebody get hit by a car on the Brooklyn Bridge. [Music] Oh, really? Oh, wow. Well, plastic notes. Muslim people can touch. I mean, I know lots of Muslim people. Actually, Muslims are my knife. I have a Muslim neighbor upstairs. The cars do go fast in the bridge. Say the speed limit is 35.

miles an hour. But you know, when they come off the bridge in Brooklyn, there's now a new entrance and people thinking across the roadway, the iron. Okay, so the Brooklyn mass transit, the independent line, the IND, and any int, then we see independent new transit, the IND. The IRT is the IRT independent Rapid Transit independent line. O contains five percent animal fat. Yet if it's animal fat, then they probably cancel it. But they're really devout Muslim people. They won't touch it. By the way, Muslims are the best people to have as neighbors. You never hear them. They're really, really nice. They always offer the help if they're around. Can take some meat oil. Yeah, yeah. If they're really, really devout, they won't touch it. But if they're like, you know, moderate, didn't find. She should have rode on the bike lane, but she didn't want to deal with all the people. When you look at the bike lane, it's covered in people. So if you're seeing it for the first time, you think I'm not

supposed to ride there, but you are they always offer food BMT, IRT, and IND. Correct the independent line, the Independent Rapid Transit, and the Brooklyn mass transit, Brooklyn Manhattan rec transit. Oh yeah, I get so much food, absolutely. What? Oh really, it's old Tet. Okay, well I haven't encountered that with any of the Muslim people I know. They use our money, well they use our money in our currency without any issues, but they're the nicest people, and you never know they're you never know when they're home. They're always just so quiet, like every now and then I feel a little guilty whenever I do the radio show, but I felt pretty loud when I'm doing the radio show. I really want to do another flight sim though. I really want to just DJ and do another flight sim. Oh, those train videos are great. You got to watch the one with the 5th Avenue L in Brooklyn that goes to my neighborhood back in the 19-teens. So NYC gets entered to Wyoming, that's right, they do have a pedestrian

and bike lane on the Brooklyn Bridge anyway. No politics, no religion. That's right, exactly. See, they're nice people. I don't know why Muslims get such a bad rap. They're really great people. All right, there's fat people in all religions, okay? All right, my train is coming, so we're gonna... I'm gonna do a flight sim. I want to fly again. I want to play music for you guys, and I just want to be... yes, with everyone. So good to see you, Clover. Tomorrow, we'll be right here on YouTube, riding the roller coaster, riding the cyclone, rang the Wonder Wheel. I have my Wonder Wheel to get in the bag. I'm ready to go. I don't know where we're gonna flap. You might just fly back from Sandy San Francisco back to New York. I'll see you tomorrow, Griff. Have a great New York day, whether you live here or not. You so old Howard Johnson - oh my god, that was great. Hobart Johnson's in Times Square was amazing. Had its really good burgers in

there have a fantastic New York day with you live here, and I hope you love with cherish a moment, and good morning or good afternoon now, mrs. calabash, wherever you are. I'll see you guys later on periscope, okay? Hopefully, if I don't fall asleep, we [Music] not yet. I did not get my Easter egg, yes. See you later, folks [Music] need Knicks me. I want some beatniks now.

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