[Music] Wow, an indoor water park. Hopefully this will put the final nail in the coffin of lakes and rivers. Well, as a mother, I know you're a mother, baths that were more exciting. Baths? Oh my god, a plastic ring! Out of my way, you

little twerps, I want that ring! [Music] [Applause] Awesome, Milhouse. How long you been waiting in line? You mean you didn't use the app last week to get your slam and salmon line number? Attention bathers, this is water park president Cal A. Bunga. Do not

panic, but the pools are infested with those tiny fish that swim up your wiener again. Do not panic if you think a wiener fish has entered your dingus. The only cure is to roll around naked in the snow. [Music] Oh dear god, bio breach.

No heartbeat. Finally, a chance to use my online CPR training. Come on, come on. You have so much more trash to eat. Steal one more breath. No, we'll bend it. It works. I saved you for once. A life saved at a Springfield water park where

a quick-thinking second grader performed emergency CPR on a drowning nuisance animal. We saw you on the picture radio, Lisa. It looks like you're the perfect student to look after Nibbles the hamster here during spring break. And for saving that raccoon, I got the opposite of teasing.

What's going on, Chief? Oh, nasty car crash. We need to get home. I left my father-in-law on the sofa. He's got to be turned. Yeah, well that ain't gonna happen, not unless you clean up this accident scene. Actually, seriously, could you do that? But

but these crime scene cleanups, they're totally safe, all the bad people are dead or uh at large, so give it a shot. Please, please mom, there you go. Speak in Spanish, you know, Marge, uh, you ever want some fast extra cash, we are always looking

for crime scene cleaner uppers. You know what they say, crime always pays. Hello little girl. Oh, does your hamster have Tizer's disease? That would have been interesting, but I swabbed him for Tizers and it came up negative. Is there any way I could work in your office, grab

a clean smock and follow me? Oh okay. I can't find a clean smock. Then your first job is to clean the sparks. [Applause] Is heaven? You gotta help me, Doc. My pet ferret has lost its terrible stink. Clear. We have stink lines. Well done, Lisa.

Heaven. Dr. Budgie, I'm really enjoying cleaning out these cages. No really, I am, but are there any jobs that are more exciting? Oh Lisa, slow down. Do you know how many awkward courses I had to take before they let me put my arm inside a horse? I

understand. I just feel like I could be doing more. Homie, I think we need a new ceiling fan. The old one doesn't seem safe. It's fine, and it saves us money on haircuts. [Music] Springfield PD. PD. Police Department. Ah, I

just got that. Chief, Chief, this is Marge Simpson. I think I'd like to do some of those crime scene cleanups. What's the matter, little guy? You haven't touched your berries. Do you need aphids for flavor? Mmm, aphids. Lisa, could you come here for a

moment if I hold him do you think you could attend to the matter of the needle of course huh why am I not feeling the same rush I did with the raccoon [Music] hmm I bought a new ceiling fan I thought the air felt a little more

lively but where did you get the money actually I made a little extra by cleaning up crime scenes and I get the police discount on cleaning supplies I can finally clean grandpa's dentures yeah I got popcorn in there from Kramer versus Kramer yar is the doctor Reed

miss little Goldie here is listen hard to starboard I fear he may have tangled with the wrong plastic diver hmm could be fin rot Captain the diagnosis of fin rot is not the death sentence it used to be a couple drops of medicine in the water and he'll be fine

hmm yeah that's amazing hurry doc his lungs are full of seltzer [Music] Happy birthday Martin where's the gift Cable right over there my friend some zoo where are the rental strollers the animals are healthy a couple of paddock

scrapes but nothing overly concerning Oh knock it off you're not a vet you're a glorified cage scrubber want some peanuts Mr. Elephant ah it's a goat not an elephant and those are shrimp not peanuts and that goat is allergic to

shrimp your breath smells like don't drink that [Music] See Bart life or death I make the choice Yes what sweetie I'm wearing my snuggle socks they're compression socks from your heart surgery all the same way what's wrong It's just that seeing you

Lying down reminds me of this bloated corpse I had to clean up today. I've never seen him like this. He's so listless. Who's lost the urge to kill? Who's lost the urge to kill? I'll tell you what's wrong with him, you

What? Me? Some people don't deserve to own pets and you get to decide who? Please look at yourself. You've become so arrogant you've forgotten who you are, and even worse, you've forgotten Nibbles. Did you let this happen to a creature in

your care? Pet hamsters need to be played with regularly or they feel abandoned and that can lead to stress, polyps on the heart. [Music] Well, we've done all we can. The next 24 hours will be crucial. Oh, he's gone. No, no.

Okay, Marge, sweetie, look at this one. See, Marge, the baby laughs every time the toaster pops. It is pretty hysterical. That's nice. I want my Marge back. Hello? What is it, boy? Uh-huh, I see. That's not how Homer Simpson does things.

I have to go help Lisa. No answer. I guess we gotta do this ourselves. [Music] If there's one thing I'll always clean up, it's my baby's tears. Well, I'll be. Ze says learning about death helped Marge feel again. Yes, a

perfect dovetail. I want to thank everyone for coming to Nibbles' funeral today. This is President Cal A Bunga. On this sad occasion, the school flag will be flying at half-mast. Bart, please stand for Nibbles' final journey. [Music] [Applause]

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