You look perfect, thank you. I'm so happy. [Laughter] Wait a minute, everyone is together. We're all a bit eccentric. Surprisingly, I'm feeling really good. Wait, I've done everything I could, right? I brushed my teeth, put on perfume, shaved my armpits, and how's my hairstyle? Looks good, right? I'm feeling great today. Oh wait, I don't have a souvenir. The cucumber pickles are super popular; I wonder why. I think this is the best! There are four people at this counter. Everyone seems to be enjoying themselves. By the way, I'm here. For this video shoot, I've gotten permission through DM. Yes, okay. Good evening! Good evening! Let me guide you to your seats. Please wait at the entrance. Over there... [Music] Yes, please. Welcome, thank you for coming. We're glad to have you here. Are you feeling a bit nervous? Just a little, but quite a bit actually. Well, first of all, I have one request. Ah, have you trimmed your nails? Oh, yes, I have.

Could you please check the VR chat settings so that our appearance is displayed correctly? I understand. In Japanese, I think it says なし, so could you please select that? Understood, thank you. Do I look like a sexy version of Saki with twin tails? Yes, that's exactly right. Now, let me guide you to the counter seats. Excuse me, please follow me. 

Wow, it seems like there are a lot of people here. But please take a seat here. Oh, sorry, sorry! I made a mistake. Excuse me, what’s happening now? Is it my back? Excuse me. I made a reservation quite a while ago and haven't been here for some time. I enjoyed it. Are you a regular? Yes, I come here fairly often. I see, just the two of us, right? First, let me introduce myself. Yes, I'm Rumi, representing Sake Release. Nice to meet you, Rumi. Nice to meet you too! It's amazing. Is there service from the counter over here as well?

However, since I am in the position of a bartender, I am here to provide service to everyone at the counter. But since I have been invited, I also have the opportunity to go to your side. Thank you very much. I'm looking forward to it. That said, first of all, we need to start by sitting at the counter and having a drink. There's no doubt about that. Could you please choose your favorite drink from the menu up there? 

I would like a highball, please. Yes, could I also ask for a Blue Moon? Certainly. And I will have a plum sour, please. Understood. I will prepare those right away. 

Thank you. Yes, please. Are you actually drinking, Akuto-san? When you come here, you have to drink, right? Ah, that's true. I just needed a little more. Wow, they actually make it for you here. It's amazing. 

How long does it take from Senboku Station, I wonder? Akuto-san, I've been in business for quite some time.

You've been coming here for almost three years, right? Is that true? Yes, you've been a customer since the very beginning. You're a regular, aren't you? That's amazing! Three years? Please don't praise me too much. Well, I might be praising you a little! Thank you for coming. Yes, I've been waiting. This is incredible! Can I touch all of this? Yes, of course! Oh, wow. I’m sorry, I'll place it right in front of you. I usually take something from there, but what is that? 

This is a magic tool we use at Savas. To put it simply, it acts like a refrigerator. Oh, I see. So, the items we summon come from this little magic tool? That's how it works. I understand. 

By the way, did you know about this beforehand, or did you just order it? No, I had no idea. I’m not very knowledgeable about alcohol, so I’d like to take a look. But the main drink here, the Blue Man, has a color similar to that of Stan’s avatar. It’s definitely purple!

Thank you for your excellent service. Yes, just a moment, Act-san. You're drinking a bit too much; your pace is too fast. Isn't it rude not to drink in such a fun place? Well, I’m not really feeling it, but yes, I’ll prepare your drink right away. Please wait a moment. What’s going on now? Did you taste it? Yes, I'm checking the flavor for today, the number of ice cubes, and how many times to shake this shaker. 

Now, I will shake this. Excuse me, please. Wow, that’s a beautiful purple drink. Thank you, Kit-san. Isn’t it perfect? Thank you for your patience. Here is your Blue Moon. Thank you. Now, Mr. Caffeine, how often do you come here? I’ve only been coming for about a year. I see. It seems you come quite often; a year is pretty regular. Thank you for waiting. Here’s your Umeda. Thank you. Well then, shall we toast? You've been drinking the whole time, right? Let’s raise our glasses!

Cheers to tonight's meeting with the Sabbaths! Thank you for coming. Let's have fun! Can I try riding on your back for a moment? I can carry two people, you know. That's amazing! You can sit properly, that's really nice. But it's great, right? I added this to carry little ones, but they probably won't ride it, right? I’ve carried them quite a few times, and it feels good! But this joy is something only I can experience. 

Now, it's time for the first rotation. Oh, let's take a photo! We can take pictures later too, so don't rush. You should know the flow since you're a regular. Please enjoy the conversation and interaction with everyone. Thank you very much! Thank you! Thank you! Sorry to keep you waiting! Good evening! May I ask your name again? It's a bit hard to read, isn't it?

I'm sorry, but it's a bit hard to see. Is it okay if I ask for a little more light? Thank you very much. That helps a lot. When I first met you, I thought we could do this. Would you like to place any additional orders? I'm not sure. Since we're about to enter casual chatting time, there's no need to force an order. But since we're here, I'd like to order something. Could I please have a platter of prosciutto? I see. When ordering, it feels a bit like being in prison. Is this really necessary? Raising my hand? Well, it is important. You don't have to self-identify if you don't want to. That's fine. I'll also raise my hand. Then, I'll have a cheese toast, please. Thank you very much. Wow, that's great! The prosciutto looks delicious. The cheese toast... I'm a bit grumpy today. Oh, the cheese... I'm not feeling great about it today. I’ll return the cheese. It looks delicious, by the way. By the way, I recommend the panna cotta and the cream pudding for dessert. Oh, those are desserts, huh? The reason is something you can enjoy after actually ordering from the chef.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, that's right. This is something to look forward to until we do it. Really, you're showing off, aren't you? That's a bit tiring. Now, let me take this away. What should we serve next? Oh, what should we do? Is there something you recommend? Well, if we're here, it has to be a Manhattan, right? Oh, is that so? Then, I'll have a Manhattan, please. That was a great help. I wish I had prepared better for today; I really do. Is that so? It's just a little medicine. Well, medicine can be troublesome. It’s just enough to make me feel better. If you get too energetic, that could cause some issues, right? It’s possible that you might not want to be so energetic. Yes, that's true. Please give me a Manhattan, then. I think the Manhattan is the best choice. Alright, I'll leave it to you. If you're concerned, please feel free to add a lot. I’ll make sure to add plenty. Got it! Oh, wow, this is what a Martini looks like. Thank you! I also want a highball, but don’t add too much. Then, I’ll have a Manhattan, please. Is that okay?

I can't get by without that medicine. Oh, really? Recently, I've been going to various events. Should we talk about those events? Oh, is that so? I wasn't feeling well, so I went to the doctor. Yes, yes, yes. There was a time when I thought I was going to a café, but it turned out to be filled only with little girls, and that was quite an experience. Mhm, mhm, that's a nice way to enjoy things. I hope everyone can have fun together. I wish VR could become more enjoyable. Speaking of streamers, it seems like there are events being planned for them. I think we are also planning events, and from the outside, those events look fun. I truly believe that. I'm sure all my viewers are enjoying it too. I'm really curious about it, but I'm also a bit envious. To be honest, if you're feeling envious...

Why don't you ask them? They might listen to you. Oh, are they coming over here? It might be insufficient, but no, it's not insufficient. By the way, is there a V-con? It's full of talent. That's nice. Please face forward. I'm being called over here because I’m on the left side. Is that how it is? I thought I might just go for it at the last moment, you know? No, that's not okay. Is it really not okay? I understand, I’ll be careful. That was close. 

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for your patience. Once again, welcome to Sakematsu. My name is Lilith. Nice to meet you. Now, everyone, let’s start with a toast. Yes, let’s toast to the best night and the best moments we have today. Cheers! 

Cheers! Are you not going to toast with me? What are you doing? What did you do?

What did Neo do? More than that, there is something I am very curious about. Yes, what happened? Earlier, while receiving Milmu's, you were staring over here and making a fuss. I'm sorry for interrupting. That kid is here, right? That child has already passed away, so you should just honestly say that you envy me for my enthusiasm. No, I've lived seriously for 29 years, and I won't lose to a succubus like this. Can I ask you something as a test? I don't think I will feel anything. I have come to dislike such things far too much. How about starting with something that smells good? I want to take a two-shot photo with you. When you call me, please add sama at the end. I'm sorry, sama, please let me be with you. It’s miserable and adorable. Well then, I will take my leave now. Ah, that’s quite rude now.

Is this okay? Can people enter there? Please do not make such a noise. I'm sorry. Is it alright if I lean my head back? Excuse me, I'm sorry. I thought it was something like that. It smells different from what I expected. To one of the customers, can you do the same thing now? If you look at it from your current perspective, it seems like a foolish sight. Which one do you want to do? Don’t you always do this? You've been coming here for three years, right? Is this okay for you, sir? Yes, yes. If it’s with these two people, it was soft and comfortable, but yours, how should I put it, is quite pointed. That's true. Please be careful. Is this how it turned out? Did it happen like this? Are you aware of how happy you are? It feels good, doesn’t it? The angle of your neck is perfect. You really are experienced. Yes, yes, you are adjusting it. It’s buried, and what is happening?

What should I say next? It's your turn now. Me? Well, I think I should stop. No, I won’t stop; it’s an adventure. Yes, let’s go on an adventure. Oh, I’m back. Did I come back? I’m glad to see you. Are you okay? Is it alright for me to take such a photo? It seems like you’re enjoying it. This is amazing! The moment I saw it, I understood. It’s impressive! From now on, I’ll listen to whatever you say. Thank you; that’s a good mindset. Now, let’s meet plenty of friends in our dreams. Yes, understood. Now it’s time for rotation, so I’ll take my leave. I’m sorry, everyone, for having all the fun. I’m sorry! It’s so enjoyable! Now, I’ll be in charge of the lion rotation. I’m Sato-chan. Please call me Sato-chan. Nice to meet you! Please take care of me! Is that alright? Sato-chan or Sato-chan, whichever you prefer. Let’s do our best! Yes, we should probably go for dessert soon. That’s right! I was just thinking of going too. Which way should we go?

I'm not sure if it's good, but I think I'm a pudding person. If I had to choose, the most popular item at the bar is definitely pudding. Please, may I have some? You’re going to eat pudding, right? You can’t move your hands now, can you? It’s a bit difficult right now; something is preventing me from moving. I can't move my right and left hands. I understand, they won't move. Since I can't feed myself, what should I do? What do you think I should do? Can I ask Sako-chan for help? Sako-chan, please help me. Oh, I said it! Sako-chan, I really like you. So, I’ll make sure to feed you properly. Oh no, that’s not right! I’ve been waiting for you! Why can’t I? It’s not fair; you’re teasing me with the pudding! Hey, what’s going on? This is so embarrassing. Can I eat the sponge left over after Sako-chan has eaten? Is that okay? Alright, then I’ll make a mess!

あおいしい。いつもよりプリンが美味しいおいしいよね。ちゃんが食べた後のプリン、ものすごく脳がたまらんね。美しすぎる口についちゃってますね。あ、ちょっと取ってもらっていい？ありがとう。あかい、よいしょ。すごい、かちゃん可愛すぎる。前ばっかり、ああ、だめだ。飲まなきゃやってらんない。おですか？飲まなきゃやってられない。はい、ハイボールでよろしいですか？ここは常連のみが知る裏メニューで行くしかない。なんだと？お前そんなことするぞ。リリスオルガズモを。これはね、メニューに載ってないお酒なんですよ。なるほど。うん、見ててください。きますよ。はい、できました。リ、そのまま入れない。もうお前、こんな大丈夫か？お前、危険感全部入ってるぞ。そうそう、これこれですよ。こんなお前、こんなん乗ってたら、それそりゃ体制できちゃうって。こんな、そうさ。おちゃんは通い続けてて、サバスになったので、ま、このエキ

Well, I also ended up looking like that after coming here so often. Ah, yes, that's right. It's amazing to just put one in without any fight. Yes, it's a whole one. It's fine; this is my first day here, so it can't be helped. Can I just have a little sip? I'm feeling tipsy. I went all out. Oh, this is... is it? Thank you for guiding me. Thank you for the seat. Enjoy your time! Oh, please take a seat in the middle. Rumi-san, you've arrived. The jacuzzi, the jacuzzi! Isn't it strange to call it a jacuzzi? Is it common to have jacuzzis like this? Was it rare to see one in a tavern? I ended up in an amazing place. Excuse me, oh, I was buried under something. You were being watched, right? Yes, are all of you regulars here? I've been coming for about a year now. I've been coming here for about the same time.

I started, and the day before yesterday, I created an account and came to play. Wow, the enthusiasm is different from yours. Did you say that? I didn't say that. I thought I was being praised and got happy, but was that not the case? Can I sit down? Oh, it's open, it's open. Yes, it's open. Oh, yes, it's open. It's open, right? Yes, it's open. So, what's wrong? You were talking loudly until just now, and then suddenly you got quiet. No, that's not true. Do you want something to drink? Then I'll have this and... can I have the release organ? Yes, understood. Please wait a moment. Wow, everyone has a different type, right? There are all kinds of people here. I mean, I know that. Later, Rumi might mention it, but there are over 100 people enrolled here. Is that okay? There are that many? Yes, 108 people. There are quite a few I haven't talked to either. It's hard to connect with everyone, which is why I keep coming back. I see, Esuri is also...

I've been going for about a year and a half, and I've told various people that I want to meet new people, but it's been difficult. That's exactly right, thank you. Which side is weaker, the right or the left? Which ear is weaker? Oh, the right one is weaker. Yes, the right one. 

Okay, let's do this. Please, let's cross our legs. Alright, I understand. Should I sit on top of you? It's fine, I want to enjoy today. Is that okay, senpai? Since it's your first time, I want you to have fun. Just kidding! I can feel the weight of this. It smells really delicious. 

Earlier, I drank a lot of that exam drink, so I can't handle it right now. If I'm tempted like this, I might fail. Oh no, I'm getting too close. This closeness is a bit overwhelming. When that tickling happens, I can't take it. Oh, is that what you like? Really, I'm very sensitive to that.

It's really fluffy here, but I'm amazing. I can feel it; I can really feel it after three years. Yes, in just about a month, people have been saying I'm a pervert. In just a month, I’ve become a pervert. Is it really okay to be this bundle of talent? This place, what should I call it, this intimacy feels like it’s not even a problem anymore. It's good, right? Oh, but I need to be careful not to become a nuisance to the customers. I understand. I’m sure the other guests want to experience this too, so I'll come again. Yes, I'll definitely come back. I really love the type of faces here; they are just my type! Let's have a lot of fun together. I'm looking forward to today. You have to make sure to write Stan at the entrance to the dream, otherwise, they won’t come. That’s true; I always talk about lanterns. Nice to meet you, I'm Mito. Nice to meet you, too.

Good evening, everyone. I'm a little nervous, but please enjoy yourselves. Yes, I am feeling a bit nervous. Oh, sometimes my tongue slips out. I haven't experienced Yokochan's service before, actually. Oh, I'm sorry, can you wait a moment? 

Hey, quiet down! I'm trying to have fun here. I'm having fun with myself! Please let me enjoy this moment. Thank you very much. 

Oh, I'm going to indulge a bit. Ah, just wait a moment, that’s a bit much. Please take care of me. Are you sitting down? Yes, I'm sitting now. 

What are you waiting for? Just hold on a second. Whoa, that’s dangerous! What are you doing? What are you doing? 

You have a lovely avatar, so I’d like to take my time to appreciate it. Thank you very much. Wow, um, opening my mouth is not good right now. Just this moment is okay. Ah, really, right now…

It feels like ping pong, everything around me is completely white, and I don't understand anything. I want to do it too, but please don't take me seriously like that. I have a service I want to offer, but I think I messed it up a bit. I'm feeling a bit nervous, and I am indeed thirsty right now. 

I was thinking I could get the drink you ordered. Would that be okay? Yes, please! I was just thinking how thirsty I was. You seem to have a hard time with the drink, so let's take it slowly, bit by bit. That's really great! 

Oh, since I'm thirsty too, I want to drink with you. Is that okay? I'm going to head over to your side now. Come on, I'm always waiting for you! 

Alright, thank you! Just wait a moment. What are you doing right now? Thank you for the food! Thank you!

Excuse me, may I interrupt? If you are interested, would you like to try this? Is it okay if I ask? Here it is, yes, it's ready. Milk... and orange. It seems to be quite popular. This establishment has been operating for over three years. I have been a frequent visitor here. I understand what you mean. For example, if you suddenly lost an important friend, how would you feel? If a dear friend suddenly passed away, it would be unimaginable. No, that's not okay. No, no, no, it's not okay. That person is like an alien to me, so it’s fine. But it just shows how important that friend is, right? Yes, I might not want to see my friend in that situation, but I had a close friend who passed away a decade ago. 

Excuse me, good evening. What is this? This white one is new to me.

Oh, I see, it's milk. Yes, excuse me, could you stand up for a moment? Yes, go ahead. What is this? When you receive energetic energy, it glows a little. Oh, it glows? I see, that's nice. If I were in the Nemless area, I would give all my energy to you. So that's when it glows, huh? By the way, I'm going to the restroom. Oh, go ahead, enjoy yourself. Go on, go on. That guy is funny; he can be like that. Sorry, I have one more question. I heard that there’s a jacuzzi at the tavern, which is pretty standard, right? But I've never seen one. What do you use it for? According to what I've heard, it has a special extract from Takehashi-san that makes you feel a sense of autumn just by entering. Look closely, doesn't the water look a bit pinkish? It does look pink, yes. This is the jacuzzi.

Is it bad if we enter? Yes, I'm a bit interested in the jacuzzi. Show me a good man. I'm going to become a man. Thank you, thank you. Excuse me, excuse me. Yes, yes, excuse me. Thank you, thank you. Please enjoy. Wow, this is amazing! Can you fit a person's body in here? Earlier, I drank something like a test, about two bottles worth. Is this the amount? Well, let's just try getting in. Excuse me. This is incredible! Oh, are we going in together? Let's go in together. Is it okay if I go over there? Sure, no one is watching. I'm a bit nervous. What happened to the energy I had earlier? Everyone, is this something that no one cares about? Is it something normal? It's like there’s no reaction. Is what I'm doing right now considered normal? All the guests are going in. Everyone seems to enjoy it. I guess that means I'm now a customer.

I'm going to do this, but it's because of this. Well, you might also become a saba (a type of fish). Yes, this might happen. There's no doubt about it; the corners are really something. Thank you very much. Oh, the wings are sparkling too! Yes, that's right. They're shining. Wow, I can't believe you can suddenly stand like that. Is this for the one-year anniversary? There are some annoying things here, look, look, together! 

This is crazy; it’s allowed in VR! This is amazing! Everyone, please raise your hands! This is too much! Wait a minute, I can't even imagine this. How is it? Oh, I think it's better to be alone here. Wait a minute. 

This is nice; it's allowed to do this! Now that I've experienced this, thank you very much! Wait, wait, wait, this is too stimulating for me! I can't take it anymore; this is too much for me! Can I really handle this in Japan? I'm sorry, I can't do it anymore. It’s the first day, so I hope you can come!

せっかくですから、皆さんで一緒に記念写真を撮りましょうか。お願いします。いい感じですか？皆さん、撮れましたか？撮れました。ありがとうございます。実は、これまでに何回か著名な方が遊びに来てくださったことがあります。以前、スタさんもそのYouTubeの動画をご覧になってこちらを知っていたことがあったかと思います。そうです、皆さんからいつもサインをいただいています。あ、いればスさんのサインも書いていただけないでしょうか？はい、ぜひ書かせてください。あれ、それなんですか？はい、ありがとうございます。完璧です。ありがとうございます。すいません、ちょっと今、時間と特別にお邪魔しました。楽しかったです。よかった。それでは、またありがとうございます。

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