he's been chasing me. He's trying to get me in trouble. I gave y'all Calvin Klein back in the day. Y'all told me y'all would protect me from this. I even gave Desire R. Perez the presidency of Rock Nation. Come on, man. I got Dame out of there. I even did this arranged marriage thing y'all wanted me to do. Y'all know I can't stand her. Look at her over there. She's wilding. What do you want us to do about it? Tell them don't call me no more. Yo, hurry up. Come on, B. You know I got to keep a little profile out here. J.G., man. Wait, what? Who? J.Z. Oh, [__] be my friend. Oh, hell no. Yo, B, hurry up. Hurry up. We got to go, B. Come on, B. My [Music] [Music] friend. You just like me, J. Stop fronting, yo. Y'all ain't going to stop him. Who? Boss? Who? Be my friend. I don't see anybody. He right there. [Music] Come on, close the door. Hurry up. Hurry.

up be my friend. Oh my gosh, he everywhere. Who's everywhere? Jay. Never mind. Forget about it. Is it Diddy, Jay? Nah, nah, nah. It's all good. Yeah, don't say it again, though. Say what, Jay? Diddy? Yo, stop playing with me. Don't say his name again. Diddy. It's got to all be in my head, man. Ain't nobody else even seeing them, J. Oh [ __ ] you left me, Jay. Yo, Diddy, listen. I can't get caught up like this, man. I'm trying to be the first black everything, man. Chill. I was the originator. I took out Biggie for you. I made sure you had no competition. You went to the All-H party, Jay. Why was not invited? Why you ain't getting me invited no more? I just want to party with you, Jay. Do you remember, Jay, all of the victims? You remember Rihanna before she got too old for you? Do you remember Aaliyah, Foxy Brown? You just like me. Look at me, J. Look at me. I just want you to be

my friend, chill, daddy, chill. Please, please me live, daddy blue. What's wrong, dad? Nothing, nothing, nothing. I'm just, I'm just whinging out. I'm just bugging out. Don't worry about it. Wait, what's that? Oh [__] [Music] [Music]

Diddy Finally Catches Jay-z

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