what is this? What the [__] is this? I son of a whoo in the [__] part that's on my grass. I know it's one of them [__] out in the back. I know, I know it. [Applause] Then they're gonna wonder why I get all hey hey [Music] that not oh [__] whose [__] is that in the front. What do you mean what [__] you don't see that big ass go-kart sitting on my lawn. Hey, I'm gonna take that for a spin later. Shut your mouth. Oh, you shut up. Shut up, shut up. It's between me and him. What do you mean what goku? I swear to god, I swear to god you are [__]. What's wrong with it? It's on my lawn. What do you mean what's wrong? It's not my goddamn lawn. They can't go on the street. The driveway's full. Yeah, we mean he

can't go on the street, so you just put it in my lawn. Yeah, do not see me. I know what's wrong with you. This [ __ ] ain't funny. It is pretty funny. Stop it. Don't encourage this. Why not? This shit's funny. I'm warning you. I'm going to get your ass out of my pool and move that damn go-kart now. Now, I want to know what's wrong right now. What? We're just going for a swim. It won't be too much longer, and I'll move it. We're gonna go for a ride. What part don't you understand? When an adult, old man who owns this freaking house, your old, tells you you're an idiot, tells you to do something. I just kicked out Dominic just yesterday because of being ignorant and not listening, even though I love the kid, but he's out there now in the sweltering heat, I guess. And now you're in my pool acting like a smart ass. You should hop in the hot tub and just chill out.

this isn't even saying about you. No, you get your ass over the [ __ ] here, doughboy behind you. I'm telling you, you don't come to my house with a freaking go-kart in my lawn and act like as if it's funnily Dudley [ __ ], but he's gonna be moving it. It's okay, it's nowhere to park it, so then don't bring the damn thing over. What the, what is wrong with the damn youth of today? Nothing, you guys are [ __ ] up. Well, you raised us and look at the stuff for the film in the pool. Who's got the damn lotion on it? Who put lotion? You did, we all did. No, you don't put the lotion on there because it's gonna come out and then make the damn pool my stuff. What? That's what it's meant for. Holy [ __ ], I cannot believe I'm believing. I, I am literally talking to two idiots. Well, you're talking about you're really

looking at right now your brain together. You know what I would get? Two and a half jackets. Oh, that's what I would get, a half jacket. Because you guys don't even make a full ass. Well, I'm the jackpot. You might be the ass part. What are you damn joking about over there? What the hell, dude? I want the [__] moved. I just got in. I just got in the pool. If I have, it'll only be 15 minutes. If I have to jump in this pool to get you out personally, I will. You ain't gonna do it [__] now. Oh, all right, take care of it. You know I love you today. You know I think, oh my gosh, you're freaking going to college, right? No [__] and you're so freaking smart. Yeah, what now? You with a smart ass. You are a smart, you're the smart ass. Listen to the way he talks to his father. Aren't you hearing the way you talk to me? What, you're brain dead? You are the brain

dead. You're brain dead. Look at your brain. Think about the way Doxton's father. And this is what if you ever had a child and your child talked to you guys that way. How would you react? I'd smack his ass. But that's beside the point. You're the smart ass. You were the smart ass. You know what? You know what [Applause]. There. Hey, be nice. Okay. Oh, oh [__]. Smart ass. It's like pulling [__] teeth. Like I'm a baby. I'm done with this [__]. I'm done with the [__]. Oh man. Oh, this body slammed his ass. He's like, you don't get body slammed on the freaking concrete. You are so lucky you ain't on the damn right now. I am done. Cool. I got it done. Good. You learn the lesson. I am done. Peace out [__]. All you people.

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