Bruce: Still working? You're getting slow in your old age, Alfred.

Alfred: Even you've gotten too old to die young.

Alfred: *distorted* Funnel fairy butter bar, funnel fairy butter bar, funnel fairy butter bar, funnel fairy b--

Alfred: There's nothing wrong with the microphone.

Bruce: Nope, too low-level. He knew nothing.

Bruce: Contracts all over the globe, but he's based out of the port of Gotham. Weapons and human trafficking.

Alfred: So the White Portuguese is a Russian. That's the theory?

Bruce: No. The theory is that the Russian will lead me to the man himself.

Alfred: You don't even know if he exists; could be a phantom.

Bruce: One who wants to bring a dirty bomb into Gotham?

Bruce: We're criminals, Alfred. We've always been criminals. Nothing's changed.

Alfred: The fever, the rage, the feeling of powerlessness...

Batman v Superman - Bruce and Alfred first scene